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>you will never possess this kind of power
>>24352909
But it was already established a long time ago that this penis is barely 7 inches, it's just the angle and the lighting.
Mediocre.
Wouldn't matter if my dick was 15", not like I could use it besides the odd cam shot on /soc/
>>24352909
mine looks like that minus the terrifying veins and foreskin, though?
u kno women don't generally find veiny dicks hot, rite
Why haven't you transitioned yet?
betas sure do make good traps
maybe chad will finally like you
I'm working on it okay
and yeah I'm naturally beta
>live in Chicago
> Walking to 7-eleven at 3am
>Nigger tries to mug me with knife
>tell him he will have to kill me for my wallet and phone
>start literally begging him to kill me and telling him I want to die
>"it aint gon play like dat"
>he closes the distance between us and throws me to the ground
>this niggers going through my pockets with his knee on my head pinning me down
>starts telling me life isn't that bad and that I should just believe in my self
I know thats made up but I still kekd.
But youre also a c uck OP.
>be wagekek
>go outside
>get keked out of your hard earned $7.15 by Ja'Quell
a touching story
oh hey there NEETkek, didn't see you there.
just doing a bit of part time work so i can buy all the nice things i want, its great, don't even have to pay taxes so i get to keep it all
my parents are so happy that im doing something with my life as well, but hey, you keep watching hentai alone in your room while i take your oneitis out on a date with my hard earned cash.
how does it feel knowing ill kiss her first while we laugh at how autistic you are?
Jokes on you wagie, I'm so dead inside I'm not even sure I am even capable of love anymore so I don't have a oneitis
That will show them
>>24352801
>Bragging about a shitty minimum wage part time job
topkek wagekek
This desu. Part time cash paid masterrace.
My goodness, wagekuck, you look pale. Must be all that time inside slaving for the man.
>>24352797
The lack of quality non stressfull sleep probably doesn't help either.
the fact that neets think they're winning really is laughable.I have a job that I enjoy,in which I'm surrounded by people that I like every day, have a healthy social life and make a lot of money. I can become a neet anytime I want (and trust me, I don't). Can you walk into a high paying job that requires a degree on a whim? No? Oh, too bad.
I was a neet for around a month, and god was it fucking awful. The first week is fun, but after that you get tired of shitposting and grinding csgo. I know you're sick of it too.
>>24352901
>been years, not sick of it yet
maybe some of us just don't care about money or people
IT S HAPPENING AGAIN
MODS FUCKING DO SOMETHING, MAKE IT A BANNABLE OFFENSE ITS SPAM BY NOW
FUCK OFF COMFY FROG
I am unsure as to why you are so mad
>>24352692
Toasted wagekek
>>24352707
THEY DO THIS EVERY WEEK
THEY MAKE LITTERALLY 40+ WAGE SLAVE THRRADS
FUCK OFF THE ROBOT WAS SUPPOSED TO STOP THIS
Is this some kind of coup d'etat by the NEETs?
Why isn't the robot deleting these threads for not being original?
>>24352673
You might not believe it, but they are original.
This board is /neet/ now.
Welcome to /neet/ friendo
like an invasion of green, blanket-wearing crusaders
Wagekek genocide when?
When you finally lift your fat ass off your computer seat.
Also known as never ever.
>>24352535
Soon brother.
>>24352535
Fool, we need the wagekeks too live a good life.
>tfw traps
DISCUSS
>>24352533
Seems the bronies are more tolerant and progressive than fags these days. They stay on their board and dont infest every thread with fag
oh btw faggot >>>/lgbt/ that's the board for your lifestyle. Go post your fag there and stop trying to push some gay agenda everywhere
>hidden
>saged
>that r feature
the fags need to accept not everyone wants to or has to accept them and no not everyone has to be tolerant of you fags when you arent tolerant of others who dont care or want to see it. maybe you fags should work on your own tolerance and progressive behaviors before forcing your fag agenda on everyone. til than all threads get hidden saged and the R feature til you faggots learn
Who /RayRay/ here??
This ugly ass nigga cute as fuck.
>>24352571
lgbt is sfw you twat
>>24352589
Worst femboy. Tall and lanky, no shapes, huge feet and hands, ugly and masculine face.
STOP POSTING THIS FUCKING FROG
*hiccup*
teehee.
neetcux seem to be upset or something
>60 threads
At this point, I'm not even mad. I'm impressed.
>Robot turned back on
based hironip saw this coming. he purchased 4chan for the sole purpose of sparking the neet revolution.
vive la NEET
>NEET master race
>time is their own and more valuable
>use it to troll
>>24352342
U mad waggie?
This board is neet territory.
There are several of us in this army you know
viva la neet
>>24352321
You're not paid to do it, so I don't see it lasting very long
We did it faM
We did it
>someone makes you look really bad in a debate
What is the proper response to this? Do you usually just close the thread? Do you keep replying with insults refusing to acknowledge fault so you get the last word? I've done both.
>>24352317
call them a fag and then close the thread
Send pic related.
Pictures always makes people mad
I've never had that happen to me, but I imagine I'd carefully consider their points and if they are intelligent and correct I would admit that and inquire further if I was curious.
*yaaawn*
Oh, hi there wagecutlet, I didn't see you. Up early, eh? Well, don't mind me! I'll be just waking up to a fresh and nutritious breakfast. You'll be, I imagine, riding the subway next to homeless degenerates and other wagekeks about this time, right? Ah well, you know what they say, right?another day, another dollar
>>24352249
You are waking up as early as us though.
>tfw kicked out of school
Life as a NEET isn't as glamorous as I thought. At least school/work gives you a false sense of community and importance.
>>24352278
Just for food. Then it's back to bed. I have a busy day ahead of me! I plan to work on my manuscripts a bit, maybe take some time out to work on my piano playing (I've been trying to learn for a while now, but I confess I'm still not very good. Oh well, good thing I have plenty of free time, right!) and then, weather permitting, maybe go for a walk in the park.
>be me
>20 years old
>wake up, trust a fart
>it's wet. I just shit myself
>take off pants and wipe up liquid shit with damp tissue
>pants still smell like shit
>grab bottle of Ajax
>sprinkle Ajax powder on my shitstain
>scrub it in with damp tissue
>tissue keeps breaking apart, but I don't want to waste a non-disposable cloth
>realize the part I'm scrubbing seems to have its color fading away
>panic and run tap water on upper part of shitstain-soaked pants
>wring it out
>keep this shame in the corner of my room, for now
This just happened this morning. At least my pants no longer smells like shit.
>>24352205
>be me
>about 16 years old
>wet fart into boxers
>rinse out as well as I can
>shit stain still visible
>hide it in unused guitar bag for the next 6 months
>suddenly remember shit stained boxers
>take it out of guitar bag
>shit dried up and crusted now
>begin top secret disposal plan
>hide it underneath my other underwear for easy access
>wait for perfect moment to throw it out
>few days later mom went through all my old clothes
>gives bag of my old clothes to my aunt for my cousin
>realise sharted boxers are probably in there too
>panic
>proceed to tell aunt about how shittyno pun intendedthose clothes are
>"you should probably throw them away haha they're so ugly and uncomfortable"
>later find out shitty boxers are still hidden underneath my other underwear
>realise most of my old clothes were clothes my aunt gifted me in the first place
>cringe maximus
Never trust a fart.
>>24352301
I just checked, and my shit-stained pants don't have a visible stain, so at least that's something I got going for me.
It still smells like shit, though, as I just found out, so fuck me, I guess.
Why'd you wanna throw out your shitty boxers? Even after six months I'm sure it could be washed out
