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Let be real guys
All of our problems stem from one problem
We are cowards
Its not autism, its no chad, its not feminism
Just cowardice
makes sense.
but how does one overcome cowardice?
>>27163777
You wanna elaborate?
Theres only one solution.
Actively overcome your fears.
Its too late for me though family
Hey /r9k/ who are you robots voting for?
Me and my slam-piece Stacy are voting for Tump... A'rent you??
>>27163428
I really hate American elections
nah im misogynist not racist
so bernie
>>27163428
I honestly want people to vote for trump and for him to win so that the rest of the world can sit and laugh at how retarded American citizens and the Republican party is
>two professors tell me they're disappointed in me within a week
>dream job I'm sure I had disappears into thin air
>realize I'm not in love
I thought everything was going better than it had been in years, but now I see that you can't be happy forever, that life will come crashing down on you eventually. Just a matter of when, not if. It's inevitable.
How's your day going though? I want to talk about it if you also want to.
>>27163187
my life is miserable. I hate my job, have no friends, everyone I know is out to get me, my meds don't work, and I don't have the guts to kill myself.
>>27163221
What meds are you on right now? I'm taking fluoxetine, abilify, and bupropion, but I don't know if they're working for me either. Everything is still up and down for the most part, there's no consistency.
>>27163221
Hi there, person in the exact same situation here.
so, i met a "chad" today and he has been really forward and basically asked me to fuck him tonight. idk if i should or not because i am a 19 yo virgin (i only sucked 5 dicks). Or should i wait for a qt robot bf?
>>27163092
>implying you're a real girl.
>>27163092
>inb4 200 replies 56 images hidden
why is /r9k/ the easiest board to bait?
>implying that anyone here isnt a -1/10
Self Love?
How to love myself? I don't see one good thing about myself and I'm worryingly beginning to self neglect myself further.
I have no deformities, a few friends who still stay in touch with me.
I'm often called cute, pretty and 'could look hot'. Yet I genuinely find my self revolting.
I'm a huge underachiver, never succeeded in anything. And painstakingly stupid.
I really would like to change this.
>>27163008
More shitty fembot thread spam
Report, sage, move on
>>27163008
>tiny bedroom inside a bed
comfyest fucking thing I've seen in my life
So I also suffer from very low self esteem and you really need to work at it like a muscle. Even if you don't 100% believe it OP you need to start saying positive things about yourself to yourself. A therapist can definitely help you with this process as well as some mindfulness meditation to be able to straighten out your thoughts. If you work or study celebrate even the smallest victory. As a person you deserve to treat yourself nicely.
>tfw you like america so much and you want to move there but they're gonna ban you from entering the country
I wish canada is still humane
Unless you're white and/or rich America is pretty shit tier t b h
>>27162955
canada best country
calling all memers
>at a park
>walking by yourself
>see this just sitting there completely still
>wat do?
>keep walking
>Go home and die a little inside
>walk away before she notices I noticed her and I get arrested for attempted sexual assault based on uncomfortable eye contact
>>27162973
Well memed mr mra
Depressing autistic things you do:
Sometimes I have a laughing fit if I start to think I might be intimate with another human being
People look at me weird but I'm used to it
Sometimes I also make threads and expect people to post
>>27162906
I have to laugh when my dad gets mad. No matter what it is about. I dont even know why.
>>27162940
I used to do that, but when i got in trouble
It was pure autism, some sort of lack of understanding on how to react
>tfw it never occurred to me until i entered high school that you're suppose to wipe front to back
>tfw mummy and daddy told you to just wipe it
>area around my balls is not my skin tone
OP, everyone has that you fucking idiot. It's called a perineum or something
There's a specific direction? I guess I usually wipe side to side tho
>>27162760
>>27162788
how the fuck do you get anything done
I'm Trapped /r9k/!
My mom didn't tell me a bunch of people were coming over. I was in the spare room when I heard a lot of people come into the house.
I can't get back to my room without being seen!
All my stuff is in my room. There's nothing to do in here.
Please keep me company until everyone's gone /r9k/
Lel why can't you just walk past them to your room?
If they're all busy talking they probably won't harass you.
>>27162702
Disguise yourself as a cute girl so you can get past without them recognizing you.
>>27162817
>why can't you just walk out into the crowd of people?
Normie get out!!!!
I had my first date today. It was horrible. I'm over 6 feet tall and white and it still doesn't matter.
I haven't been suicidal for over year but driving home I was thinking about driving my car into a telephone pole or a tree.
I hate my life
>>27162546
>I had my first date today. It was horrible.
Story time?
>>27162546
You win some you lose some dude. At least you won't be rejected from the outset due to your height.
>>27162546
>I'm over 6 feet tall and white and it still doesn't matter.
Why did you even buy into these retarded pajeet memes on here friend?
Whiny manlet pooskins think that shit is some magical panty dropper because they lust for blonde white girls who wouldn't piss on them to put the fire out
Anyone else have porn addiction?
I masturbate 15-40 times a day.
Sometimes in short periods.
Longest fap session would be around 30 minutes, occasional 2-10 minute faps throughout the day.
My fetishes keep devolving into worse things, and softcore porn no longer gets me hard.
I get tired at the end of the day, my face is pale, I just can't stop masturbating.
It's been like this for five years.
I found the ultimate g-spot, and ever since then I cannot stop masturbating because it feels so fucking good.
How do I stop, please help me.
>I masturbate 15-40 times a day.
This needs to stop because you will end up destroying your dick.
>>27162511
>I masturbate 15-40 times a day.
yeah okay fuck you OP
>>27162511
B8 thread but I used to JO for 20-30 minutes 3 times a day when I was depressed. I joined no fap and a rec sports league and lost a ton of weight
itt: normies ruining memes
Tbh famalam I had that shit happen to me. You don't know how annoying that shit is when the damn headphone wire is fucked
>tfw normies ruining your dank 4chan memes
>>27162526
>HAHAHA SO RELATABLE MAN HEADPHONES BREAKING DAMN IM LIVING THE HARD LIFE
Who /losingit/ here?
>Fantasize about killing myself while listening to "Wouldn't It Be Nice" by the Beach Boys > 5 times a day
>Time out the moves for it as well and laugh hysterically
>Scream bloody murder and throw things at my computer if I get an error while programming
>Drink every night
>Before every shot, shout "THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, <MADE UP NAME>"
I sunk to a new low today and pissed in a bottle
For some reason everything males me laugh, even trivial shit. Sometimes I wake up, stretch my arms and laugh. Sometimes I simply laugh upon exhaling a breath.
When asked by others why I'm laughing often I find myself unable to explain it.
WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF WE COULD WAKE UP
IN THE MORNING WHEN THE DAY IS NEW
AFTER HAVING SPENT THE DAY TOGETHER
HOLD EACH OTHER CLOSE THE WHOLE NIGHT THROUGH
>tfw no kind of cute jew gf
Why do the Jews create such perfect female specimens?
>not posting Natalie Portman
>>27162218
>>27162270
>jews
>cute
Nice try, Chaim. Don't you have Palestinian children to shoot down?
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