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just walked 10 miles to town and got flavored water, smokes, and some shitty snacks and I have to walk 10 miles back home. wew lad
>>27166585
That's what you get for being a filthy smoker, at least you got some exercise. Get a bike.
>>27166598
this is my first time buying cigarettes in 4 months and yeah I need to get a bike
>>27166585
Where ya from nig
ITT: Your darkest fetish
> Sometimes I think about being a qt.pie loli and letting older men have their way with me senpai
>>27166260
>build dungeon
>kidnap girl/woman
>put her in dungeon
>do whatever i want
>>27166326
Doable
I want to look the woman of my dreams in the eyes as we have consenting marital sex in missionary position and we lock hands as I creampie and impregnate her. Then we cuddle together and cry.
Anyone else shares this fetish of a world on which sex and rape are allowed in public and one just pics a cute girl and pumps her full of seed in front of her family?
Of course the full fantasy should involve the fact that your mom and sisters are also getting the public rape treatment but fuck that part.
Are gay men allowed to rape other men? Or is this a straight man privilege only?
>>27166220
For the sake of my ass lets leave it as a straight man right. Dunno where traps count there.
>rape
I'm not a degenerate sempai.
I only fantasize about a world where legal age family members can have consensual sex.
How are you supposed to get by if you have absolutely no confidence and the lowest possible self-esteem?
I started by lowering my expectations for life.
>>27166136
You have a few options
1: Accept Christ as your savior
2: Amphetamines
3: Alcohol
>>27166176
I feel legitimately proud when I finish a phone convo without stuttering once.
Are they not low enough already?
> You will never have hot cyber sex.
>>27166068
Actually I did once. It was pretty cool.
Otherwise I have done fetish roleplays a few times and those were satisfying. Extremely rare to find anyone who can actually roleplay/write well though.
I did it like 3 times back in my runescape years, ended up masturbating to it once.
>tfw just had hot cyber sexdidn't use enough spit and accidentally hurt my dick though
I rode down the ramps in my uni's garage. High speeds, 90 degree turns, almost fell off the damn roof a few times.
It was a rush. I dodged a couple cars that were turning a blind corner. Went to the library and was shaking so hard from the speed and the adrenaline. Never felt more alive in my life.
Highly recommend for robots having a stressful time and needing a quick physical and emotional boost. The rush is like drugs but legal.
Pic related: my beginners sector 9 bamboo deck, 10 inch double jointed gull wing trucks, 70 mm cloud ride wheels. They have no tread so I was powersliding the corners.
I sometimes imagine going down an infinjte hill, faster and faster, with background music kindof popping in my head, with no one around just me and the board...
pssshhh hell naw get on a real board ya kook
Do you ever feel ill-perceived by others whenever you're longboarding? In my town at least, there's a significant population of young skateboarders, and I feel like they always shit on longboarding.
Conversely,
>tfw you pass a fellow boardbro on the road and they compliment you
Does /r9k/ hate or just fear women? I see so much contradiction on this board, where you glorify every little thing a woman does as though it's ten times more amazing just because she has a vagina and isn't obese. Than the other half of the time, this board slanders women with no basis.
How do you personally feel about women and why? If you glorify women for regular accomplishments why?
>>27165692
extreme desperate desire. my guess is you are either a female or a man that has had a girlfriend.
If you have to ask, you will never understand
/r9k/ is a single person I'm pretty sure
>/r9k/ during a lesson in class
Is that a fucking sheep?
>>27165651
Is that a goddamn goat? It's fucking adorable.
why is there a baby lamb
>playing CS:GO with my friends
>we get in a lobby with 2 strong independent wimyn
>they tell us to give them weapons
>don't and tell them to buy them themselves
>they start to talk about muhsoginy
>get threatened and shit
>next day try to log on to steam
>can't so check my emails
>one comes from steam support
>open it
>it says I threatened those women with rape and bla bla bla and that my account is getting suspended for the time being
>few days later
>account back up
>steam sends me apology letter and says action has been took against the women
Guys I'm kinda satisfied with the outcome, but feminists are even trying to ruin our gaming? Where is the world heading?
>>27165631
They've been trying to do this for a while now. Since games are "trendy" they want in on it, but they want to take control of everything because muh equality.
>>27165890
But how do we deal with this? I guess steam not being total cucks is a good start
>>27165966
Valve is pretty much untouched by the shitstorm. Hopefully the feminism fad dies off in the next decade otherwise we're fucked. If only everybody could collectively ignore them, and stop encouraging this shitty behavior they will stop trying to get attention and fuck off.
>it's a mature (40+) student
FUCK OFF BACK TO THE NURSING HOME I DON'T WANT YOU IN MY GROUP
You must go to community college, at a real school its rare to see anyone over the age of 25.
>>27165647
I go to a university but I'm a grad student
>>27165660
a public university i bet, which are basically community colleges
How are you all?
>>27165585
I'm doing very well, but your OP pic is way over saturated. Do photographers for Koreans not know how to turn off flash/adjust exposure times?
What's going on with you?
What are your current feelings?
ITT post a picture of your favorite kind *style* of girl.
>>27165360
liking emo girls is gay
I really like this girl
robo
if u cant have 2d might as well have 2.5d
>so anon, what do you like to do?
>I think I may be pregnant
I shat bricks the first time I was told this.
>do you want to eat with us
Fucking scariest words of my life when I live week by week
>have you ever had a girlfriend?
This may not be an original comment.
Why do people seem to believe the Kardashians are white?
I think the real question is why they're famous other than their dad defending a murderer?
>>27165112
They're 'Armenian'. I say 'Armenian' because anyone can tell they are as bastardised as the standard Levantine 'Arab', who only calls himself such because he really doesn't know how much of him is Turk and how much is Arab and so on.
But they are 'white', since they live in America and aren't black, and America is a nation of mutt bastards calling themselves 'white'.
>>27165177
Levantine Arabs aren't ethnically arab or turk, but okay.
If we lived in communism, and had total freedom, what would you do? how would your life different?
I Think I'd alternate between camping, climbing mountains, and traveling the world, I'd want to get a sailboat and spend a year visiting every island in the Mediterranean. I'd become so absolutely busy, learning new things, seeing new places, that even I'd even sleep with purpose. Then when I'd want to unwind from travel, I'd come home to my small abode somewhere, and spend a few weeks of the year marathoning anime and playing the new videogames.
>communism
>total freedom
is this nigga srs?
>>27165083
>communism
>total freedom
>never have to work and you get to just dick around
What do you think communism is?
