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>he walks like a virgin
>he has the virgin voice
>>28811546
>virgin voice
N-no, stop it
I love this original meme
>>28811546
>he walks like a virgin
And I'm walking all over your thread, normalpuke.
Any older failures on right now?
27 yr old worthless poorfag ugly dropout socially retarded KHV NEET here
seems
>>28810667
>seems
....seems like most here are 16-20 and straight from social media
>>28810679
>>28810679
yeah? same. i was thinking of seeing a doc but I havent had insurance since I was 17. Also Im sure whatever pills wont help
Not too late to get your shit together. 26 here and just getting back in school with a full time job. Just set some goals and get to work
who /sleepnaked/ here?
>tfw went from sleeping full clothed to only in underwear because it felt a lot more comfortable
>tfw that extra comfy feeling didn't stay and now it just feels normal
I want to sleep naked because it gives your junk that nice feeling of freedom, but I don't want to lose that nice feeling too.
it only works for girls
i always get a massive boner having everything rubbing all over my dick
>>28810749
Jerk off more then.
who else /acne/?
What are you doing to treat it?
inb4 "Just wash your face bro!"
ask Simon hes seeing some good results
>Ew why don't you just wash your face?
This is the best. Fucking normies
i hate my life...
fuck acne
No matter what I say, I get called roastie. How the fuck can I win an argument when you don't even look at it, only call me names?
Speak up, I cannot hear you over your over sized vaginal lips flapping in the wind.
Don't be a fucking roastie then. Your sex doesn't matter in a conversation online so never make it the first thing you say. Dumbcunt.
>>28810391
don't be a stupid fucking whore then?
This is the one place where you don't have to mention your gender
At Noon GMT. I will post Elliot Rodger's birth certificate in this thread.
>>28810180
Will ya?
This is now an original question?
20 minutes
OP will deliver
>>28810214
>Mr Skelly comes into the surgery
>Tells me about his deep interest in Elliot Rodger
>Itching to get new leaks after the rare Elliots
>Wants me to give him Elliot Rodger's birth certificate
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
Is it normal for a woman on a dating site to have a pic of her getting double teamed?
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/stiffymarc
post more of her pics though. She has cute hair
Sorry but what's wrong with that exactly??
It's 2016, girls like sex. If you don't like sex YOU are weird. Get over it.she's a whore
>tfw a sweaty boy stands next to you
I like to pretend that girls make these threads.
So lewd.
That was my way of saying you should post more.
Don't be shy.
>tfw an exhausted sweaty office lady seats next to you on the bus
>tfw the distinctive smell of sweaty pantyhose mixed with perfume reaches your nostrils
>mum found the cum bionicle
>>28809209
>electrician's niece found the feces accordion
>>28809209
>mommy found the limb
>>28809209
>mom found lauren mayberrys corpse under my bed
Let's play a rolling game, BUT, instead of just saying "roll", write one (and only one) personnality trait for the sexbot you will get.
I will update the changelog of every sexbot. The most recent trait prevails on others, ie :
post ending by 0 : she likes to cook
another post ending by 0 : she doesn't cook
results in sexbot 0 lack of cooking ability
dubs apply to all sexbot, trips are permanent
>>28808553
yandere/mommy gf
ROLL
>>28808566
just proving to you that I'm not shitposting and that I'm keeping track of your rolls
/b/ played this game well, it just wasn't very original "she has a dick" "she has a dick"... (when I said nothing gross it was ironical af, it's your game)
also roll
she's a gamer, not a casu
>>28808566
>wanted to roll
>worst personality trait gets dubs on first post
Have to go in for this exam despite my serious case of the shits addition.
>>28808342
>addition
I hope yu fail your exam you fucking faggot
2nd for fuck unifags.
Might marathon The Bill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc4Hqde7aDA#t=11s
is there anything worse than being born a black girl?
>undesired by everyone
>the most cucked group in america
>extremely ugly
>shitty hair
>I'm a grill look at meeee
Tits or GTFO
>>28807856
no because not everything in life is looks, unless of course you're extremely shallow
>>28807876
looks determine how people will treat you
What's your neet score?
>Additionally
Do you have a driver's license?
Have you bought alcohol before?
Do you have a car?
Do you have a passport?
103
Inb4: reeenormiegetout
>>28807805
Also yes no yes yes
>>28807805
45. I definitely belong here, but there are some people here are even worse than me.
It's time for comfy
No more pain, no more worrying, just comfy
Love comfy
In buddhism, the ultimate happiness is not happiness, but inner peace. please robots, drop the hate, and rather than indulge in the usual hate and sadness, feel secure and appreciate the little niceties the world has to offer
>>28806984
But I want to be happy
Post fembot Feels that male bots will NEVER understand.
>diagnosed with severe, chronic, crippling, major depressive disorder
>can barely leave the house and hang out with friends
>can barely enjoy playing volleyball
>boyfriend asks me to come to his rugby game, but I can't because I'm too clinically depressed to go
>all of my friends keep reaching out to me and asking if everything is ok, and I just have to tell them I'm sick because I don't want to admit that I am severely mentally ill
>I almost admitted myself to the hospital because I thought about suicide
Shit life is so fucking hard sometimes... post in this thread to share fembot Feels and struggles.
>>28806591
I really really really really fucking hate women
They are all fucking whores
>>28806591
one time i had my period and it was the worst OMG and it was the day the cutest boy in Real(tm) highschool wanted to ask me out but i was so angry i said no and he dated Sally Mcbitchface instead OMG Sally is the worst i h8 her. yeah and like since in single and none of hte boy will talk to me cuz they think im crazy and im depressed now
>tfw bleed out of my vagina once a mouth
>tfw everyone on /r9k/ hates me
>tfw society is pressuring me to become a feminist, and if I choose not to be one I'm betraying my sex, in their eyes
