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What's your fetish/kink?
Don't worry, we're all degenerate
>tfw no-one would meet me irl that shares my fetishes/kinks
>am in louisville ky
>>28794840
none. i think about sex as little as possible
>>28794840
Hypnosis, and anything to do with it. I hypnotize anons every so often and I'm always looking for someone that can do the same to me.
What are some autistic accessories that you wear everyday?
>TFW mom says I look stupid with a drill-bit around my neck
I have the exact same in wear everyday, got it at a local comic con
Had to replace the shitty metal links/string it came with however as it kept falling off
Spin on OP
>>28780694
>>TFW mom says I look stupid with a drill-bit around my neck
Give her a "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?"
>>28780722
Yeah, it's a pretty shitty necklace. Also I'm sure it's repelled a lot of girls away from me, I can't help but wonder if things would be different if I stopped wearing it. I'm sure if a girl did like me she'd probably wonder why I have a drill-bit around my neck, if I told her it was from an anime, well, that'd just put another nail in the coffin.
>tfw I get upset about school shit
Alright, robots. This is a thread where we talk about bullshit. Mainly, religion bullshit. Today I was scolded for wearing a shirt with a cross on it. Nothing major, just a religious symbol. But I was told to find something else to wear. So what's the difference between my shirt and a hijab, why can they wear a hood thing that goes against the no hats rule yet I can't wear a t-shirt? And I brought that up and the filthy teacher was like excuse me sit down. Why is it okay to hate christinans but pointing out the flaws in their logic is a hate crime?
eat shit, pussy faggot
there is no God and you're a retard to think there is
Just threathen to sue them, you are in America right?everyone tries to sue everybody in America
I'm an atheist, but it does pain me to see Christianity getting the brunt of criticism while there are far more anti-intellectual religions such as Buddhism around.
>open up game
>play for 5 minutes
>think to myself "maybe I will have more fun if I play another game"
>close game
>start up another
>think the same thing
>can't ever decide what to play
>"maybe I should watch something"
>start watching something
>"maybe I will have more fun if I watch something else"
help me
I go through this cycle until I think, maybe I should just kill myself. Then I lean back in my chair and stare at the wall.
>>28814660
You're realising that shallow entertainments are unfulfilling. You need to work on the game of life son. Start your big thing.
>>28815131
What for? What exactly will you accomplish?
>fulfillment, victory, etc
What do you do with those?
>tfw mom keeps falling for all these cults, pyramid schemes and """"self help"""" groups
>tfw she keeps signing me up for their fucking seminars
>tfw have to keep hearing their same feel good bullshit which is way less potent than Nietzsche or maybe even philosophy 101
>tfw she nearly drove us into debt because of these Amway people
>she gets mad if I say anything about her activities or tell her to stop signing me up for them
>feel guilty if I don't go because she says I'll be wasting money
Make it stop, it hurts
>>28814513
How does it feel to know that you've genetically inherited her dumb?
>>28814513
iktf mate, my mother does exactly the same shit despite how many times I tell her its all bullshit.
glad i didnt inherit her stupid
>New ways, Enjo, Tupperwareadmittedly Tupperware is actually a decent product, but still way overpriced
>>28814513
>>feel guilty if I don't go because she says I'll be wasting money
Disgusting trick from her. It's not you who is wasting the money but her. Call her out on her dumb whorish tactics next time.
What's the point of even getting a gf? She'll just cheat on me anyway.
you deserve to be cheated on if you generalize women that badly.
>>28814435
Stop giving a shit about people and what they might think about people. You might tell yourself you don't care. But the fact that you get anxiety around any type of people means that's not true.
Stop caring.
>>28814509
>just stop
You don't understand, I can't help but care.
I've been on speed binge for 3 days, now I got flu, so my nostrils are clogged and I can't snort shit. I know I could just swallow it but it doesn't give the rush that way.
Any other drug addict degenerates here?
>>28814328
you are a horrible person, post dick or tits and kill yourself
>>28814328
just bomb it you fuck, also replace binging with weed and do it once a week max if you care about your body
Take some mucinex and wait an hour, your nose will be clear. It also makes you drowsy as fuck after 7 hours
https://stavvers.wordpress.com/2015/11/23/im-making-sourdough-with-my-vaginal-yeast/
>tfw pussy yeast baker GF
why even live, friends?
That's beyond absolutely fucking disgusting.
women are beasts.
>>28814276
i wonder how much pussy bread you've consumed. i'm sure they do it in restaurants and bread factories all the time.
>>28814303
I don't eat bread at all fatty.
I'm legit feeling so fucking bored & empty rn. I have access to some morphine, and I know someone around the corner who'd gladly administer it IV for me. What's stopping me? It'd be refreshing to feel kinda good for a change..
thanks guis. will do I guess.
>>28814287
Don't man please
For me
>>28814358
The baxter?
/positive vibes general/
share positive things that happened in your life recently
I finally got a job and will soon be able to move out of my moms
There's a clearance sale on rope at the local hardware store
I beat a dark souls 3 boss i was stuck on for 2 days (the pontiff guy). Just roll a bunch, hit him with a heavy attack when he's recovering from a big attack, and keep doing that taking his life gradually.
>>28813938
Good on you, anon.
Stick with it and follow yur dreamz, n dnt 4get 2 b urself :)
Why do people like taking pics of themselves? and to make matters worse, they fucking post it online
I never took a selfie, never voluntarily posed for a photo, it just seems fucking odd.
>>28813694
And just how closely do you resemble the man in this picture?
Exactly, exactly..
No clue. I'm in a position where I just met a few people who I might want to stay in touch with, and I'm considering going against all of my values and making a Facebook, but I don't know what the fuck to do about the profile picture because I don't have any pictures of myself nor do I want to take any.
narcissism
noun
excessive or erotic interest in oneself and one's physical appearance.
I know more about my dog's anatomy than I do the anatomy of a woman's vagina.
Fuck.
>>28813661
Just know where the clit and hole are bruh
Yeah but why? Why would you know that?
I've had sex with more dogs than women.
I have no complaints.
Should I buy this? sdaf
I'm having fun tbqh
It's up to you. Don't expect tf2 levels of intricacy
only if you're a huge casual
>>28813567
Forget about it Louie
Do robots like S.T.A.L.K.E.R?
I do
>Tfw playing call of Chernobyl
Such lonesome, comfy feels
Probably too autistic to handle the difficulty. But being autistic should make it easier to like anything.
But yes, it's good.
We're all ass lovers, we're all im love with the female butthole and obviously Mike Adriano's videos are perfect for us. ITT we share our favourite Adriano videos. Bonus points for HD links.
I'll start.
http://lickherz.com/video/-75011264_171095624/jynx-maze-kasey-warner
>>28813514
He has pathetically weak cumshots
jynx maze is perfect
>>28813514
mike adriano and eva angelina in like pink fishnets is so based
![art-inter-gi[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VDYB0yf.jpg "art-inter-gi[1]")
![1464173578593[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/a9cQp4q.jpg "1464173578593[1]")
