Feeling super self conscious lately. Am I ugly? Sorry for shitpost
>>28808064
Yeah you've got some red shit on your face
>>28808064
you're a nu-male
LOL i'm assuming you're ragging on my friend next to me, you have a good sense of humor
im considering reading my twisted world ?
does the supreme gentleman had some insights that might be helpful for a robot ?
i heard some people calling it the greatest piece of literature of the 21st century and maybe of all time
>>28808043
the first question mark wasnt meant to be there sorry
>>28808043
yeah sure if you're looking to convince yourself to see the world through the eyes of a spoiled, overgrown child who demands the world hand him a tall blonde model-tier girlfriend for lifting things up and down, and driving a car he bought with his daddy's money, or if you're looking for excuses to go on a rampage, yeah i'm sure it will be a great help.
I listened to the audio book, its all garbage
>when normies think their better than you
Normies are garbage just like us, they're just not self aware enough to realize that their families, their high paying jobs, their possessions, will never cover up the fact that humans are the most flawed species in existence. We're a conscious being fighting a natural instinct. Our most likely chance of dying comes from our own long term addictions or mistakes.
We're a failed evolutionary blip on the stain of time. We're meaningless to the world and universe and our accomplishments...
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>>28808016
>neets trying to justify their existence
signed: Tyler Durden
>>28808026
I actually work for a living. Nothing will teach you vile and entitled people are than a minimum wage job.
Are you the Luke Hemsworth of your family?
He doesn't look that bad compared to the average person but he got absolutely fucked in height
>>28807978
He's really attractive as well though, just a lot shorter, like, the guy must be around 5'8, whereas the others are 6'2 and 6'1 I think.
Still, in any club he'd do really well, and most people would find him attractive next to nearly anyone else in the world but some of the most attractive people in hollywood.
he definitely has *that* look
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFdRLicQAWA
this jaded cunt makes me mad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_KcGSr40Qc
FUCK
fucking roastie swine.
250 dudes in 5 years. Probably double that for a total count of 500. And let's put in a conservative 'woman's self reported sexual statistic' multiple of 2 for a grand total of 1000 sexual partners.
FUCK THIS SHIT
FUCK THIS WORLD
>>28807961
please source this
Nineteen years old. I'm going to be starting community college in about a month. I have been neet for a year and in that time have had very little contact with the outside world and no contact at all with the opposite sex. In that time, I have been constantly telling myself that college is going to be a turning point in my life. This is probably wishful thinking, but it's the only thing that keeps me going at the moment.
Not sure what I'll be majoring in yet. I'm just taking a couple of basic credits over the summer semester. Hopefully I can get things...
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I don't have any illusions about enjoying myself in college. While everyone else is reaping the pleasures of youth, I will be attempting in vain to salvage some small shard of mine. So, with that in mind, just what am I in for? I realize that the real world is going to hit me like a freight train and I might not be able to deal with it all at once. But I can't live as an outsider anymore. The neetlife has been eating away at my mental health. Somebody say something.
>>28807958
>>28807966
Since you're going to community college, make sure you choose your major right away and take summer+intersession courses so you graduate quicker.
Since you're going to a commuter school, it might be a little difficult to make friends. You can join up with people in your classes for study sessions or join a club and go to social gatherings with said club.
But otherwise, expect High School 2.0 except with a lot of people old enough...
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>>28807958
*ad nauseum
Can women even love?
I mean, like really, can actually women feel love?
or is it a male meme?
you know like when we measure things and expect things from our fellas like honor and loyalty, but we are deceitful if we apply the same criteria to women.
Have we felt as a whole gender felt for a meme?
the love?
>>28807951
They can, but never for you.
men , women, cat , dog, bird can love
they all love in their own different way, comparing it is stupid.
a woman would NEVER die for you or any cause they believe in. go watch the nature channels and watch some new chad gorilla show up, btfo the old chad, and the wives go with the new chad no questions asked. that is what we are descended from.
lets say you get a gf.
how do you know you won't suffer any performance anxiety or have trouble getting it up or staying hard?
>>28807863
I had that first time I was nude in front a girl. Never happened afterward. You'll be ok anon
>>28807863
Its easy, just try not to think about how your small dick and skinny body compares with all the tall built niggers she fucked and how much cum has been in her mouth and pussy before you.
>>28807863
rule of thumb is
>if you think you'll have a problem
>you will
Hello /r9k/ i am unsure if what i did was the right descission
>20 yo kissless virgin
>limping leg since childhood, i can halfway hide it, but most people still notice even though i think i walk normal
>meet a girl at birthday of a friend, she is friend of his gf
>we get along great, i am usually a bit stoic with occassional dirty humor mixed in
>talk often with each other via skype
>becomes...
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>>28807808
If she actually cared about you and you post some suicidal shit she might fuck you, but this all depends on you having social skills.
You're in the right about all of this desu.
>>28807808
Girls talk shit about guys to build up their confidence, just the same as guys here talk shit about girls.
Who knows if she even meant it, or was just trying to sound hard for her friend.
Regardless, she's a bitch for saying it whether she meant it or not.
She's nothing to you -- a friend of a friend. Best thing is to cut her off cold. You don't need that in your life.
Also, I went to high school with a legless guy, and holy shit did he get the trim. He was charming...
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just dont limp, ez
Who is your favorite pornstar? I really like Jasmine Byrne
Im white btw
>>28807799
>im white btw
yeah sure thing bro
>>28807817
White boys can't like spic girls? Sativa Rose is another favorite
>he likes anal
>he likes 3D porn
shit taste
>he claims to be white
like hell
>make a thread
>gets all the way to page 11 without a single reply
>i'm such a fuck up that i can't even get one person to post in my thread on a whole board filled with NEETs who have nothing else better to do than refresh /r9k/ every 10 seconds
jdimsa
Have you seen Fire walk with me? Good film
>>28807735
so what you stupid fucking faggot stop looking for anonymous people to be your friends jesus christ you are such a fucking god damned faggot i hate people like you bitching about "omg i have it so bad" ggggoooooooddd shut the fucking fuck up and man the fuck up you stupid little fucking pussy who gives a fuck if your thread didn't make it god fucking damn
This is now a Twin Peaks thread.
>that fap where you don't even feel like fapping but you do it anyway
>dick doesn't even get fully hard
>you pathetically jerk off with a floppy semi hard dick
>its not even pleasurable you just want the orgasm
Anyone else getting quite pathetic with there masturbation? I just came for the 4th time today.
I used to be crave fapping multiple times a day but now it feels like a chore to fap.
I get those pathetic even though you don't feel like it faps once every few days.
It's horrible.
>>28807643
literally me 2 months ago, the only way out is to just stop doing it alltogether
You need nofap
Do you think there's anyone out there besides your family who even THINK about you?
>>28807562
Yeah... chances are im wrong about that statement tho
>>28807562
There are a whole lot of people who think about me...
They think about all of us...
>>28807562
strangers I've creeped out
Did any of you robots go to prom?
Mine's on Saturday and I'm starting to feel like shit because I'm not going. I'm literally having anxiety at the notion that I'm going to miss something amazing. But what the fuck do I do?
I can't get a date because beta as fuck, I haven't even gotten a suit or whatever and I don't even have any friends to hang out with. I'm going to waste away in my room.
What did you guys do when, if, you missed prom?
>inb4 underage
18 famalam
>>28807536
I did, I just sat around and ate free food.
I'd still say it's worth it
>>28807536
Well my prom was weaks ago and it was bunk as hell
Why the fuck would you go if you have no friends? What would you even do, stand in the corner looking pathetic?
>mums signing me up for boxing
>was hopeful yesterday
>wake up tired and depressed. Extremely negative about the whole thing
Should I beg her to not sign it?
Boxing is a martial art thats actually useful in a real fight. Be positive
>>28807508
Just go through with it, man. Try it out for a bit. You might even like it. Don't give up, you can do it.
Be sure to show up for those boxing lessons in your Strong Bad outfit.