>where you live
>where you want to live
>metro greenville sc
>tampa or st petersburg
i wanna die desu
>>28818991
>Arizona
>Somewhere rainy/cold year round
fuck the sun desu
>Houston
>any where without dindus
>>28818991
>UK
>Central/Eastern Europe
Help me think of a gift for a girl who I might never see again. She is a friend, but not my girlfriend, though she knows I like her.
She'll be leaving for a few months but I might not be here anymore when she gets back.
cut off your ear
>She is a friend, but not my girlfriend, though she knows I like her.
Yeah I stopped reading there
Just back off she's using you, I have had experiences like this before
You'll probably ignore me but if you look back at this in like 2-3 years you'll see she just used you
>>28818932
Dont get her anything you fucking beta. Its going to go into a pile in her closet while Chad is fucking her on her bed.
So, the stray cat that hangs around my house recently had a litter of kittens about two months ago. I'm trying to give them away since they're nearly weened off milk feeding, so I checked what machinery each one had. I got to thinking. Without checking their genitals I would literally have never known which was a boy and which was a girl.
Save for a few animal species and insects, most animals aren't very different at all between sex. Why are humans so extreme with differences between sex? Why was it necessary for evolution to make our sexes so drastically different?
>>28818931
Were the people who made the human drawings on the Voyager space probes transphobic?
I mean come on, they didn't even include a woman with a penis or a man with a vagina. That fucking white cis male Carl Sagan.
>>28818931
First, I wouldn't call human difference large at all, much less extreme. We're pretty fucking indistinguishable in loose clothing, which is basically fur.
Second, I know that it's hard to quantify 'most' in taxonomy, but I'd like a source for that sexual dimorphism is not common.
>>28818982
What makes you think the person on the left is not a woman and the person on the right not a man? Transphobe!
Describe your perfect day.
>wake up
>go to nice 5 * hotel
>take shit loads of drugs
>argue about politics and society
>get into a physical fight
>get knocked the fuck out and pass out
>get carried to prison by police
>die by asphyxiation from a psychotic inmate
>check lotto ticket purchased the night before
>won the 100M dollar (after taxes) jackpot
doesnt get more perfect than this.
>be sleeping
>die
>never wake up
Remember that no matter how bad things are, you aren't Corey Feldman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkwMRauH7JM
Is there a bigger JUST in all of Hollywood than Corey Feldman
>mother uninterested in his development
>father exploited him and spent all of his millions until he finally got emancipation
>him and best friend raped by Hollywood stars and executives
>best friend eventually died of overdose
>now...
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>>28818860
Poor fucker. Waiting till he comes out as transgender.
>>28819046
I don't think he is. He's very much a straight male. He puts women under contract that have to live in his mansion and wear only lingerie, it's called Corey's Angels. He promises he'll help them with his careers and in return he has sex with all of them.
He's kinda cool in a sad sort of way. It's like he's the real life version of a character in a comedy sketch.
About to go and fill out a job application and I'm already sweating
>>28818856
goodluck hope its better than expected for you.
>>28819048
Thanks anon I appreciate it
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god speed lad
Would you have sex with your daughter if she was madly in love with you?
Probably not because my father is my grandfather and two generations of father/daughter incest in a row probably isn't the best.
I would be tempted though if she's beautiful.
>>28819120
You should continue the family tradition, it's only right.
>>28818848
yes because I have no GF pic related what i wish my older sister would let me do
I just realized women aren't really human beings. They're trophies that go to the most accomplished men. The more genetically superior you are, the better your trophy. The richer you are, the better the trophy. If you are a complete failure you don't get any women i.e. no trophy. Holy shit this is blowing my mind. I will never treat them like human beings ever again.
>>28818812
ULTRA STACY
>tfw r9k changed the way i view existence
This is really how the world works, and it saddens me.
Should all parents lock their children into chastity and only allow them out if they're in a monogamous relationship?
No.
Obviously not.
You fucking retard.
>>28818789
They will find a way to rebel.
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for real, god damnit OP. Is this some wierd fetish thing rather than a legit suggestion?
am I actually depressed if I only want to kill myself around my mom? I was feeling pretty normal at school despite having some days where i couldn't get out of bed but as soon as I came home I actually attempted to OD on sleeping pills last night, but it didn't work :/ gg
>>28818742
what's your mom like?
original af mayn
>>28818742
pills dont usually work
I know I tried three times twice with pills
third time I tried to OD on fentanyl
>>28818927
overall shes fine, but when she is in a mood she will lie out her ass and say whatever it takes to drive u to the point of crying in fetal position
last night it was something along the lines of making fun of me for threatening to kill myself and that my only goals are to fuck and get high
this morning, she says I apparently only took pills to "hurt" her but simultaneously she claims she didn't say anything that would've made me do that and im just crazy
>>28818958
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1. Your oneitis asks you out.
2. You find out that she is actually a prostitute.
3. She makes enough coin so that you can live together comfortably without having to work.
Do you take her up on her offer?
Also post more hypotheticals!the picture is an early post-op ftm cock, currently being used as bait to get posters into my shitty thread
You can get 30 more IQ posts in exchange for losing your right arm. Do you accept?
>>28818765
make it the left one and we have a deal.
>>28818705
that fake dick has hair at the tip
What is your opinion on Pierre Woodman? You know, that ugly French dude who fucks wannabe pornstars in a demeaning way
Examples of his works:
http://spankbang.com/k6r0/video/julia+loves+wood
http://spankbang.com/jcx3/video/lexi+lowe+alexis+crystal+wunf
http://m.sunporno.com/es/videos/352620/angel-gets-forced-to-fuck-in-a-hotel
Thanks op, i always wanted to know who he was
This is one of my favorite porn vids ever
who's the spanish equivalent? Like, he's a big fat hairy dude who has fucked some insanely curvy bitches.
>>28818703
oldfag here, I remember that suicide vid from xvideos many years ago.
I got a problem with excessive sweating, that started like 2 years ago.
Can you guys share some nice tips to reduce it.
I usually sweat from armpits, but since the weather has gotten so hot recently I get swamp ass almost everyday and its driving me nuts.
I shower daily, so it can't be a hygienic problem, I mostly only eat dairy products, meat, vegetable and fruits. Also i drink coffee wich I've heard, increases sweating, but a coffee a day can't be the cause of it.
Put deodorant on before bed
try anti-perspirant
wear an undershirt
more dark colors into your wardrobe
navy is awesome
no coffee
no energy drinks
>>28818668
I started using womens roll on deodorant and never had trouble again.
Womens is better because it's unscented and lasts 48 hours.
Unscented means it doesn't interfere with your aftershave or if you're in a job where weaks without washing is a thing the accumulated smell doesn't become unbearable.
>>28818840
oh and it's about a quarter of the price of mens actually.
Do you actually enjoy masturbating? I realized i keep doing that but I rarely actually enjoy it.
It's like it's just... I don't know, something I'm so used, I can't avoid doing it. I don't know.
It's not a good feeling.
its like everything else
you do it too much it loses its power
Watching porn and edging feels better than the actual release.
>>28818664
I hate cumming these days. I've gotten to the point like >>28818695 says where it's actually more enjoyable to edge for 1-2 hours then stop. It feels good being in a sexual mood.
Not orgasming every day makes me hornier and I end up getting hard whenever I cross my legs, just from the thought of feeling slightly feminine (got a bit of dysphoria). Also makes it feel good to just lay in bed and play with my nipples or stroke my thighs.
I still...
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Post greentexts, images, stories, and feels about being the oldest sibling.
>parents put my computer in the family room and watched everything I did until I was 17
>brother got to move his computer to his room when he was 9
And they wonder why I don't want to see them anymore.
>>28818636
Why are still mad? At least you had a chance not to become a robot due to that supervision. Once your brother discovers porn and 4chan degeneracy he's going to be a omega teir robot.
>>28818636
>tfw when your parents always compare you to turbo chad brother
>2nd oldest of 7 kids
>dad dies when I'm 16
>mom falls into depression, starts acting like an irresponsible teenager
>older brother becomes an alcoholic
>for like a year I have to take care of my 5 younger siblings, my mom, and my drunk older brother
>mom finally snaps out of it
>most of the kids still respect me more than her
Abstract feels