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>My emotional agenda is to steer the blame and responsibility away from myself for anything (such as my refusal to change my undesirable qualities that I repress deeply beyond help) that should really put me at fault because I want to be seen as perfect, and should be praised by others.
>I like to whine and bitch about my problems all day as a way to take the easy way out (as I do for everything in life) from having to assume the responsibility that I am too lazy to strive for, which immediately gives me the reason I need not to put forth any effort whatsoever to make a difference in my life.
>I use baseless assumptions/arguments, verbal assaults, or ad hominem attacks for anything that challenges my way of life that I refuse to acknowledge is undesirable to the eyes of those who are clearly not like me. This means I resort to walking around their message by attacking their motives, deriding their style of writing, or call him a "faggot that needs to die" simply because I lack the ability to understand their message and to use even and iota of intelligence resolve any issue whatsoever, let alone my own. It's a known fact that if I don't understand what is being told to me, surely, it is wrong.
You're a woman! It's a woman!
What do I win?
>>27298180
You're bad at communicating your message, whatever that message may be if you can do so in a manner that will be easily grasped by the person whom the message is sent to.
You don't know how to help people on /r9k/ and that's obvious by the posts you keep making.
>>27298180
>Have to suck it up all day.
>Come to /r9k/ to vent.
>Nope, some roasty is here to try and shame me in MUH-SOGGY-KNEES central, of all places.
Nope. Fuck off bitch.
Have a good day at work tomorrow wagecucks
>>27298159
Fucking scum, why do you post these all day long sometimes there is 5 or 6 threads up at a time fuck man
I can't wait for trump to be elected and for you to we working retail for 40 years before you commit suicide
But I'm still in college, and I don;t have to wake up until 11:00
It's not funny anymore
Are "men" with fat girly lips automatically beta? I'm asking for a friend.
>>27298004
I'm jealous of your Angelina Jolie tier lips you beta faggot
t. femanon
The only thing that automatically makes you a beta is acting like a bitch.
Outside of 4chan, in the real world though? That alpha-male/beta bullshit doesn't exist. You losers made it up as a coping mechanism.
>>27298094
>beta's made alpha-male/beta-male bullshit up to cope with being betas
None of that made any sense desu
does anyone else cry a lot?
>cry when I'm sad
>cry when I'm frustrated
>cry when I'm happy
>cry when I finish a really good show or book
>get super choked up when I'm embarrassed and have to resist the urge to cry
>cry when thinking about my childhood or my future
I'm a mess
You'll get to a point where you don't cry anymore.
I don't cry but I wish it could. One long, big cry would be refreshing I think. Nowadays I only cry for fictional characters, not real life problems.
>>27297895
It's actually been pretty hard to cry the past two months. Only managed tearing up even when I try to cry.
Does anyone else wish they could have banged those semi-mallgoth girls from the early 2000s? I was in middle school then and they're like nowhere anymore
the word you're looking for is "scene" girls.
There's an entire nsfw subreddit devoted to them if I recall correctly.
I was never that into them personally, but I get it.
>>27297872
i wish i could have banged any girl
>>27297893
scene girls were like 05-07
think op is talking about early 00 rave girls and original emos
Why has the sonic fandom always been such cancer?
>>27297842
so like
sonic is a toilet
that grew another sonic out of it
and some other character is going to poop in him
and the sonic growing out of the toilet sonic is making a flinstones-level joke about his role in this
7/10 was not expecting
>>27297961
There's a basement dweller cumming buckets to this too.
How the hell do people get off to existential horror like this?
It seems almost demonic, for lack of a better word
2000s were the golden age of internet.
If you weren't on 4chan before the captchas you are a newfag.
>>27297836
Uncle anon...can you pretty PLEEASE tell me about the good old days??
>>27297836
The main difference was the amount of original content
>>27297836
We want a story uncle anon! How did 4chan evolve? When was r9k born?
Having few or no friends, I consequently am often unable to find things to do. So I figured I may try out some drugs. Anyway, I'm looking for something that's...
1.cheap
2.relaxing
3.legal
3a.preferably can be bought without id or some shit
Thanks for any help, senpai. Oh, and check 'em.
>>27297791
If you're white anything is legal, smoke some marijuana.
>>27297791
>legal
alcohols probably the thing, maybe get a hookah pipe?
If youj're willing to break the law. Weed first and foremost, acid can be very relaxing at low doses.
make mescaline
Robots tell me how many times have you been rejected and how also why ?
>>27297769
Zero.
Does that make me a Chad?
Probably not, seeing as though I am a general non-combatant in the game to begin with.
Three
Because creepy homo in high school
And one time I fucked up my only chance with the qt3.14etc of my dreams (literally hottest person I've ever met and seemed pretty interesting and complex to boot), he was actually into me, for some reason, but I wigged out because the possibility of it coming true was too much pressure and I'm a pussy. Pretty retarded in retrospect.
>>27297769
0. But I've never tried, so there's that. I'm just not around people enough to get the opportunity.
Hello you beta fucks, true alpha male here
What did you do today? Personally I just fucked my girlfriend and cleaned my 8-room house.
u fukin serious?
Today was garbage. Someone really close to me passed today. Love your GF while you can bro, she may be here one day, and dead from a fucking tumour the next. Sorry if that made no sense.
>>27298032
Sorry to hear that bro. I hope you can find peace
>>27297866
Fuck off you fucking beta cuck before I knock you the fuck out
can we just delete the fucking internet
its inevitably going to ruin the world
The internet was at it's best when there was only like a few women around.
And now that they finally joined the internet, just fucking look at it. There's drama everywhere. The entire internet once had so little drama. It was full of guys getting along with each other, but nooooo women just had to come along and ruin it.
Fucking seriously, just look at certain internet sites. Look at how the mods are now. They're all for this feminist bullshit. They're like that guy in the "YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE" video. They all act like that in order to get some pussy, it's pathetic shit.
Man, I'm with you. I am undoubtly a better conversationalist and a more intelligent person because of it, but the burden of knowledge is literally eating me from the inside. I wish I was an ignorant Chad, only occasionally browsing plebbit from my iphone. Then I would spend my time on things that are actually fulfilling, like sports and fucking Stacey.
Kill me senpai, intelligence is useless for happiness.
>>27297707
>implying it hasn't already
>implying the world wasn't doomed anyway
>implying it wasn't destined to be
>girls in home town think I'm a pussy
>girls at uni think I'm a scary thug
>people irl think I'm autistic
>people online think I'm a normie
>dudebros think I'm a nerd
>nerds think I'm a dudebro
where do cyborgs belong?
people think I'm a normie because I had sex five years ago
the overlook hotel
With other cyborgs I guess. I've kissed two girls one in junior high and one in high school. Other than that I am virgin as they come at 20. I have some friends but I am very avoidant and socially anxious. My friends get annoyed with me because I often refuse to go outside my dorm. Nearly all strangers think I'm at least a bit off. I'm in university trying to go to med school but I'm not getting adequate grades for it. I'm 5'9 also. Knowing all of this would you say I'm a robot or a cyborg?
>Quiet as a baby
>Quiet as a kid
>Quiet as a teen
>Now quiet as an adult
Yet my mother didn't do anything, never got be diagnosed, never tried any solutions
And neither did you
I diagnose you with aspergers. The treatment is a high velocity bullet to the cranium.
>>27297553
>le "once you're an adult everything wrong with your personality is your fault regardless of how fucked up your past was" maymay
hello gentle people of the internet, i have a problem
>be me
>student exchange in vancouver
>fucking hate other international students
>they are a bunch of rich and spoiled dickheads that give everything for granted
>i worked my ass to be here
>anyways it's hard to get canadian friends so I can either stay at home or hang out with those spoiled brazilian morons
I'm depressed and tired i dunno what to do help
>rich and spoiled dickheads that give everything for granted
What did you expect in vancouver? lmao
Should have come to based Edmonton senpai.
>>27297489
kill yourself
[original suggestion]
>>27297489
Post race so I know whether or not to feel bad for you.
WouId /r9k/ date a single mom?
>>27297367
I wouldn't date any woman, ideally.
i think i'm about to.
i hope i'm about to.
>>27297367
Quit reposting this same fucking thread christ, you are as bad as the NEET posters
