Hello you beta fucks, true alpha male here
What did you do today? Personally I just fucked my girlfriend and cleaned my 8-room house.
u fukin serious?
Today was garbage. Someone really close to me passed today. Love your GF while you can bro, she may be here one day, and dead from a fucking tumour the next. Sorry if that made no sense.
>>27298032
Sorry to hear that bro. I hope you can find peace
>>27297866
Fuck off you fucking beta cuck before I knock you the fuck out
>>27298126
Beta? I'll let you know that I am a defence minister of a certain European country. I'll leave it to you to find out which one.
Pic related
>>27298126
I find peace in the fact that she isn't suffering anymore. Being hooked to machines is no way to live. At least I could hold her hand as her heart stopped beating.
Go kiss your GF for me, anon.
>>27297739
Worked out at the gym and cleaned my 4 bedroom home. Such is the life of a kissless virgin.
>>27297739
No, brahjaw is a manelt so he can't be alpha
>>27298267
You are kinda beta-looking, and plus if it came down to a fight between OP and yourself with fists or pointed sticks or rocks, I'd be putting my money on OP.
>>27298357
Fair enough.
At least I have an army, kind of
>>27298378
A European army...
>>27298126
>before I knock you the fuck out
I genuinely cringed. This just felt like a "before I cut you down with my katana!" type of threat or otherwise just a desperate attempt to show physical superiority to compensate the lack of brains to properly defend yourself.
>>27298436
Oh no according to some it is a fierce Mongolian horde, but now I have said enough on here, goodbye!
>itt
>/fit/ roleplay
>>27297739
>fat face
>faggot cap
>probably balding
>alpha
Kek'd.
You truly belong here.
>>27297739
Regan is that you
>>27297739
Lmao, don't you love coming here and fucking with these fags bro? They always take the bait too! It cracks me up every time.
>>27298488
Fi-finland? Is it really you? Funny, I didn't know you had an army. All this time, I thought you were am American protectorate.