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Who here /furry/?
Here!!!!! :333
What is you're fursona OP??
bruh
not even gonna check to see if this is original
>>24364756
>who here /faggot/
FTFY
Suggest comfy shit for me to watch before going to sleep, no ASMR tho that ain't me man
>suggest movie title
>you have been muted for 2 seconds because your comment was not original
you fucking tricked me OP
>>24364820
Not really looking for a film anyway, just a few videos on youtube or something. If I don't get any suggestions I'll just have to rewatch reviewbrah's five guys review for the 50th time
>>24364820
this. Fuck this robot retarded stupid shit. I now have to write a fucking full sentence when most of the time it's not necessary.
>salt spray on your face as wind whips the mast
>chad fucks her and splits her ass in half
>in your blood religion you trust
>in her pussy chad busts
>>24364602
That's Rohirrim wojak, not Viking wojak.
No problem, just doing my job!
>>24364686
You obviously haven't played MountainBlade
>anime is for children lol
>video games are for manchildren
>nerd hobbies are shit
What is it with the increase of those replies being thrown at /r9k/ recently?
>>24364578
Self-loathing 101
If I were to guess, it'd be an influx of normalfag posters unwilling to assimilate.
anything to make us the bad guys OP. even the loss of the taken territory of nerd culture.
>you have one chance at life
>you're given brown eyes
>tfw ugly brown eyes but light hair
>>24364501
>caring THIS much about eye colors
>eye color is literally fixable with contacts
Pretty pathetic that this is the only thing you are capable of bragging about, faggot
>>24364550
>contacts
>you'll be known as "that" guy that weared contacts just to make his eye colour blue
>21 yr old virgin NEET
>cant remember last time i showered, still pretty clean though
>go to bed at 5 am
>wake up at 5 pm
>exactly when the sun has set
>havent seen daylight for over a week now
>taking 5000ius of vitamin D3 daily to compensate
Who else /beatingthesystem/ here?
Good luck with that melatonin synthesis.
>12 hours sleep
God damn, your diet must be fucked too.
>>24364538
>>12 hours sleep
No I have insomnia too so it takes about 2 hours to fall asleep.
Bump, come on I wanna hear some other strategies NEETs use.
Guys, c'mon.
It's 2015.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYhQzvFyPfA
Wait what year is it?
It is now the year 2015. We stand on the brink of total sharia, and I am afraid. For myself, for my wife, for my infant son - because if my time on /pol/ taught me one thing: it's that kebab, kebab must be removed.
Who else /drinkingalone/ tonight?
What're you having?
How could you people actually enjoy alcohol? That shit is nasty and the after effects aren't worth it
>>24364393
>not drinking
1. feel like shit
>drinking
1. drink
2. don't feel like shit
3. feel like shit again
clearly drinking is superior
>>24364363
just noticed this was the 117th picture I took in the 3 years i had this phone
why live
ITT: Post your ideal woman
tbqh family
could trim the belly but overall perfect
>>24364330
Deep blue eyes
>>24364330
shieeett good taste anon, marina my waifu
Confess something you would never admit in real life. You're all anonymous here.
>I listen to some high school musical songs and like it
>I am a 21 year old virgin (not kissless though)
>I am in love with a girl in my class who has a Chad bf
>I can't handle the banter on /int/ and actually take offence when people make fun of my country
>My goal is to get a golddigger wife from Asia or South America
>>24364268
i lied to everyone about currently attending uni.
i haven't been to school in a year and a half after i dropped out. i just go donate plasma/workout during the mornings and then come home and get ready for work. everyone i know thinks i'm a student but i've got so much catching up to do education-wise.
i also sucked an older guy's dick once. 6/10, never doing again.
>>24364268
i used to eat candy off the floor in movie theaters
i hate all niggers, muslims and indian people
WOOP WOOP
you know what time it is /r9k/.
Where my hatchet mob at?
im a juggler where you form wop wop
>>24364284
florida here, just hittin the bong chillin with the old lady how's it goin man?
I grew up as a Juggalo, but now that Juggalos have moved away from the weird nerdy funny shit and have become dumb wiggers I'm uncomfortable associating with them
>tfw at its worst you can't even put into words how much you hate yourself
>>24364129
>tfw you try to describe it and end up hating yourself even more
>tfw you try to get help and it fails
>fw you feel like a whiny little bitch
>>24364444
>tfw all you do is whine
>tfw you know there are plenty of people who feel worse than you do or who have a worse hand and hate yourself even more for it
>tfw you're getting help but antidepressants aren't helping much
>>24364444
I know the feeling. Every time I try to rationalize it, I hate myself even more. I am at a weird equilibrium where part want to kill myself, and the other part wants to watch me suffer.
After watching the finale episode of this game on the kike brothers youtube channel, I must say it's basically le reddit in a nutshell with father complex whiteknight fedora tipping ball shooting action and a little edgy try hard little bitch also the reaction from these fucking edgy faggot kids omg vicarious embarrassment
A good ending for the game would have been when Joel or what his name was died from his injury and the girl got raped and murdered 2bh
>>24364094
>watching FineBros
>Thinking you're opinion is important in anyway whatsoever
>>24365283
>tripcode
>reaction image
>greentext
Autism the fucking post m8
>>24364094
You should calm down with the meme vocabulary senpai.
ITT: Characters that are literally you.
As close as it gets, I guess.
>>24364068
you're a cute anime lesbian time traveler?
>>24364170
you're an anime girl?
me on the bottom
>set up 'date' with qt
>not sure if she knows its a date or not
What do I do. I am half tempted to just ask her right now via text if tomorrow is a date or not but that is also autismal as fuck and I know it. I am autismal as fuck I think shes just being friendly.
>>24364029
definitely ask her if it's a date and post results op
>>24364086
how should i word it?
>>24364448
"Hey, what's up? So about tomorrow...you know its a date right?"
![IMAG0117[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/txFkaFp.jpg "IMAG0117[1]")
