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Post pictures of girls and ill tell you if they have a roastie or an innie
Pic related: innie detected
contento
Go ahead anon, I need to know.
definite roastie
Who /tinnitus/ here?
How are you holding up brehs?
my ears are always ringing
>>24357130
I'm sorry to hear that. My biggest struggle is going to sleep, lying in the bed, trying to shift focus from the sound.
I wasn't paying attention to it until I saw this thread fuck you fuck you
What does /r9k/ thinks about punks?
they are pretty much just ironic normies.
Punks pretty much dead and at this point a way for normies to claim alternative culture as their own, or at least it was like 20 years ago.
Now it's just another thing to buy at the mall and for some reason college kids delude themselves into thinking otherwise or so I assume. Maybe they're in on it too idk
>>24356990
>tfw i am one
>tfw i actually live an antisocial nihilistic lifestyle
>tfw the few times i go to shows it's all normies
Dude holy fuck my dad is annoying. How do I make him fuck off.
He doesn't leave for work until 2 and he spends all morning stomping around in boots, smoking disgusting cigarettes, and being loud as fuck non stop. He stands down in the kitchen all morning just slamming cupboards and they all bounce whey slam so I hear BANG bangbangbangbang every time they open and he just doesn't give a shit.
I just want to wake up to my own rhythms and sleep for once without some cock sucker walking back and forth past me for hours on end.
Fucking inconsiderate cock sucker
your dad sounds badass
what's it feel like to be some little queer internet faggot teenager who cant handle the smell of stale cigarette smoke and a real man stomping around in some boots?
>>24356912
wew
looks like you've gotta get a job, move to some affordable shithole and take care of your own ass
wewewewew
What's /r9k/'s opinion of jigsaw?
>>24356867
He puts in a lot of work for a couple of people.
He also doesn't really consider a persons history and what lead to those choices.
>>24356893
True. And most of the people who he put through games would likely have eventually gone back to their old ways in a few years or decades anyway.
And some of his games looked only theoretically winnable, like in the first movie when a man waking up underwater was expected to look for and pick up a key in the bathtub he's soaking in.
>>24356867
Self-righteous hypocritical vigilante moralfag targeting turbonormies because they crossed some lines in his faggy ideology.
What other boards do you frequently browse, robots?
http://strawpoll.me/6039456
If it's not on the list make a reply of your hipster board.
/a/ /qa/ /trash/
/pol/, /fit/ and /x/
/lbgt/ getting spammed hard, nice one
also why isn't r9k on there moron
>pretend to be girl
>become criminal
>go to jail
>whoop out dick
>swim in pussy
It would work if you could change your ID and birth certificate to say female.
except for the fact that literally every incarcerated female is raped by law enforcement before even going to prison so theyd realize u had a weewee and send you to the boy house
>>24356861
So if Bruce Jenner got convicted for vehicular manslaughter, like he should have, he'd be put in big boy jail even after all his tranny bull shit?
what would you do if you woke up and r9k was deleted?
cry like a bitch
>>24356665
be happy for one moment of my life
I would be happy again, it was great when /r9k/ was deleted before.
DUDE FEET LMAO
>>24356617
Who dis be?
Damn, those are some nice feet. It's a shame she has shitty uneven nail polish. French pedicure or go home, nigga.
>>24357319
french tip nails are ugly
Why do conservative Americans seem so hypocritical?
Most of them believe in Jesus, who said that if someone strikes you turn the other cheek, love your neighbor, etc.
So why are they so up and arms about helping the syrian refugees fleeing the terrorists in their country?
>>24356470
being kind and being stupid arent the same thing. the "refugees" can go to germany
>>24356506
Not making a statement about whether I even think we should take them.
Just wondering why they so often behave in ways completely unlike their Lord and Savior.
I have a friend who -Last fucking week- Posted about drug testing for food stamps and not letting people on food stamps get seafood or steak and actually said that they're mostly lazy bums, and then this week posted something about how homeless children in America should be helped before we take in refugees.
I just can't even.
i bought a hydraulic dick pump because i'm mentally ill and my medication has made me impulsive, it arrived and i realised "oh shit i spent a lot of money on this i guess i have to put it to use" and i was already shaved down there, but i can't!
the "comfort pad" does nothing to stop the skin of my ballsack gradually being sucked in until my right ball is jammed right up against the seal and it feels like my spunk tubes are being stretched, and whenever i try to re-arrange my ballsack i accidentally break the seal and air bubbles in.
tonight will be my third night trying to figure out how to use this piece of shit.
i'm already 7" x 5" and i've never had sex anyway, there is literally no reason for me to do this.
i'm so upset. 8 year old me did not think this is what i would grow up to be, NEET, spending time stressing out over a fucking dick pump.
>>24356454
If you could stretch your penis everyone would be walking around with a 12 incher or larger
>>24356531
no you don't realise how much work and time you actually need to put into it, that's the reason.
also, oh god, i also bought one of these... fuck.
>>24356558
If penis stretching worked it wouldn't matter how long it took and everyone would be doing it to compete
It doesn't work, penis pumps only make it swollen
The chance that a male receives HIV from an HIV infected female from vaginal sex is .04%
Tfw you realize Charlie Sheen had an HIV infected make ejaculate into his ass
maybe it was anal desu
>>24356335
he probably got it from sharing needles, not sex
>>24356335
Or he had unprotected sex with 250 HIV infected whores.
>tfw found a porn video of myself
>tfw reading the lewd comments
LINK THAT SHIT SENPAI
post the link faggot
m or f?
AYO WAGEKEKS
OHHHHHHHHHH
WATCH ME
WATCH ME
OHHHHH
WATCH ME
WATCH ME
Get the fuck back to my cotton field nigger.
>>24356119
>wagekek detected
seems YOU'RE the one who has to pick the cotton, seeing as you're the slave. To society, that is. Chop chop, my neetbux ain't gonna be made by themselves
>>24356116
OOOOH!
WATCH ME DIE
WATCH ME DIE
>oneitis replies fast to my messages
>this is a good sign
>suddenly stops replying my texts
>don't know what happened
>10 mins passed
>'hello?'
>50 mins passed
>still just wait for her to text back
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>>24355984
this isn't /adv/
>>24355984
>having a "oneitis"
>>24355984
>oneitits always text first
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