Why are there no posts about the savior and revolutionary of all male virgins?
https://youtu.be/qdhYQJrXlDg
how come he has no hair on the sides of his head
it makes him look weird as fuck
This guy's face is fucking disgusting.
>>24362043
he looks like the kind of guy who carries a scimitar. god damn swedish turks.
I've decided that from now on I'm going to leave my house for as long as the sun is up.
If it's after sunset and I'm awake, I have to go out. If I've done everything for the day and the sun hasn't set yet, I have to stay out even if it means just sitting by myself in a cafe or at a park.
This will surely get me a gf eventually right?
>>24361944
>sitting by myself in a cafe or at a park.
>This will surely get me a gf eventually right?
No, but it'll probably get you arrested.
It's almost winter and dark before 5pm every day.
>>24362007
That's the beauty of it, I can start out easy and work my way up so I'll be a Chad during summer
Would you date a freshman as a senior in high school? I'm mostly curious as to what /r9k/ would do. Its also implied that if you went for her you would get it.
Pic not related
>>24361851
I totally did, and would again. She was really mature and fun to be around. Also, big tits were nice
>>24361851
dated a sophomore as a senior
got some shit for it but it wasn't a big deal
it's kind of uncomfortable just how much power in the relationship is in your hands
>>24361851
I'm 24 and date a highschool freshman right now
>"hey uncle anon, you're a virgin right? wanna change that? $300, I won't tell mom"
what do?
Tell her mom her daughter is a slut.
That's pretty steep for a prostitute.
JUST DO IT
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I think of suicide more and more, not even in a sad way, but as a way out. I don't want to kill myself, but then I remember how easy it would be to crash my car into something while driving fast or even hanging myself. I finished high-school and now started going to uni, I have 5 years of torture ahead of me just so I can get a worthless diploma and become a wagekek, but if I don't finish it I'll end up being a NEET and I can't deal with failure, so the only logical thing is to kill myself.
tl;dr how to get my motivation back again and not kill...
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I feel this feel, senpai
>>24361487
>future
>cures for cancer
>cyborg technology
>no need to work
>muslim takeover/apocalypse
>space exploration
Just hold on, 4/5 good things in the future is not to bad.
>>24361517
Where are you from? Tell me your story.
I'm an overachiever, but I can't force myself to study for university now, no matter how much I try, I have preliminary exams next week, but I barely touched my books. There's no way I can keep up with this for 5 years, maybe I'm not smart as I thought I was, I was always praised for being smart and it's one of the only assets I have/had. I can't accept that I'm a failure, I'd rather kill myself. It's like people except from...
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So I recently got my hands on some Adderall and I'm a bit confused?
Do I need to take it only when studying or when taking exams too?
I know it helps with impulse control but does it also help with memory.
As in can I just read a book for revision or do I need to take notes in order to study it like normal.
Also general /uni/ thread.
>>24361486
Its an amphetamine derivant. You basically get motivation and energy, just take it at the start of the day you need to do things.
>>24361486
Both, or just take them all the time.
i imagine it is a combination of dextroamphetamine and amphetamine.
Amphetamine gives you focus and energy
while the dextroamphetamine gives you really good memory and information recall abilities. I'd say save it for if you have a super important test you are struggling with or stressing over.
i fucking hate this board.
>>24361380
Wrong. I fucking hate you.
>>24361399
verified tbqh
>>24361380
Your post got me hard
>meet a cute boy
>he likes ketchup and bbq sauce
>>24361366
Kek, i dont like either, but why does it matter to you? Unless he leaves the ketchup out in a plate and it starts having that smell. That smell makes me wanna throw up
>>24361366
>>24361637
>2016
>not liking ketchup and BBQ sauce
What the fuck is wrong with you. This is worse than those closet faggots who think that girls can have penises.
>>24361731
Wait a minute, they can't?
My bosses daughter, ever since I found her pictures I've been obsessed
>>24361278
Is that a doll?
>>24361289
Nope she's a real perfect. I want her bad.
>>24361310
That looks barely human.
Is it possible for love and dating to be as amazing as it seems in muh animes?
>>24361266
>3dpd
>amazing relationships
Come on, OP. Think for once.
>>24361266
no
have you ever talked to a real woman?
they're horrible
yes. you have to be born normal
You have ten seconds to explain why you wouldn't date a transgirl
And please resort to something logical and not your "REEEEE SHES NOT A REAL WOMAN!" nonsense
I don't enjoy traps because I'm straight.
>girl here
I might date a tranny. I would require him to get an hiv test and he would have to wear men's clothes when he comes around my family.
penis is not penetrable with another penis to a degree that a vagina is
Alright, let's try to motivate each other.
State your problem and other anons motivate you to solve it.
Here's mine
>cafe by my apartment
>girl who works there is qt, not hot normie tier, just cute
>always talks to me / flirts with me (I think) when I go in there, knows my name, remembers everything about me
>goes out of her way to come over and talk to me when I'm there
>want to ask her...
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>>24361177
Ask her out before someone else does, faggot. There's no better time than now, so stop ruining your life and go do something for yourself for a change. Worst-case scenario is she says no, and you'll be no worse off than you are now.
My problem is that I'm bipolar and my medication doesn't treat my depressive cycles. No matter how active I am, no matter how many people I'm around, no matter how good I treat my body, I'm still miserable, completely devoid of energy, have no interest...
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>>24361396
Alright, thanks for the advice, I'm gonna go do it right now & report back.
I'm manic-depressive/bipolar/whatever as hell, though I don't take meds for it. Not trying to say like "everybody feels this way", it's just that I know that feel, and I feel like maybe I can help you.
What's the essence of your depression? Is it a feeling that you're wasting time/potential? Is it a feeling of sorrow about the world as a whole or about a particular situation/relationship...
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>Parents are rich
>Have a tested IQ of 138-142
>Got 90%+ scored the first 2 years of my bachelor
>My parents were so proud and supportive
>They buy me a nice apartment
>My grades slip in the third year because no motivation, 65% average ish
>I'll still pass and everything, its just average
>Feel ashamed, decide to fake...
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>walk in to the kitchen
>see this
what do?
>>24361055
Drug her unconscious.
Cut up her left leg.
Cook her leg.
Force her to eat it.
You're gonna knock over the pot when you bring your leg down because you're fucking clumsy as shit jesus christ it's such a mess get down and clean it up
MAKE ME A SANDWICH YOU FUCKING CUNT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
itt: post perfect female bodies
>>24361023
>stomach veins
>looks literally scaly
uh huuh
>>24361023
I agree w/ you, OP.
>>24361039
i can imagine myself impregnating that woman
I wrote a big long introduction but I figure telling you everything about myself would defeat the purpose of the thread. If you don't want to AMA please don't bully and just let the thread die, thanks.
>>24361017
This is an anonymous board, introductions are kinda pointless. What do you want to talk about?
>>24361077
In have no idea, that's why in made this thread.
I've always stayed on /pol/ and /g/ but after checking this place out on a whim last night I really like it. Kind of want to quit my job...
>>24361137
It's fun until the 95% of shit gets to you. Don't stay too long.