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if any of you want out of your parent's house
>>24841279
I would do that
>>24841279
These people are def cannibals. Homosexuality is the gateway to it.
Absolutely not. Not falling that one again.
>Be lonely a 80% of the time
>Friends kinda shitty
>Trying to get the best of the situation
>Playing guitar and reading
>going through a rough depression and taking meds.
Any other good ways to deal with lonelyness?
How about get a good friend, anon.
Like me
>>24841171
At least you have friends. Fuck your loneliness.
How does one find good friends being a meet?
why havent you ended your miserable life yet?
Is it bad if OP's pic related doesn't make me feel miserable? This is literally how I GO through my life. I get no romantic affection irl so every night before sleep I have these vivid fantasies of romantic relationships. I get so much into it I feel all the emotional responses I suppose a real life romance would result in. I get my fix, all the hormones and neurotransmitters associated with love and being loved get dumped into my brain- and I feel genuinly fulfilled and happy. No guilt-tripping about it later either. I don't find it pathetic even though I'm aware it would sound pathetic to anyone but me. That's just because I'm not good enough at explaining it.
Anyway, that's the answer OP. I get my "good" chemical fix through fantasy so the bad chemicals never pile up and cause a short circuit that'd make me off myself. I'm a simple creature.
i don't feel like dying
i don't feel like being alive either, though
Soon.
Very soon
Is gaming life always better than real life? Even if you are a big shot, such a Cnad and CEO. Your life still sucks compared to the one you'd live in video games. Compare adventures in Fallout or Skyrim, perhaps a supreme general in some total war game. To the real life version, going to college, getting a Masters and then sucking your way up, and who you know.
What about Chad meeting Stacy? The video game/anime girls are flawless cause they aren't real. They really do like you for the in game choices you make. Not for looking good or who you know.
Does life always suck more? Even for Chad and rich suceessfull people?
>>24841103
I'm dogshit at both so doesn't really matter :DD
Anyone? I really need to know this.
I've always thought that video games were partly responsible for pussifying men/boys. After Middle School you really shouldn't be playing video games all the time. Especially if you use them to escape your problems in real life.
I'm not saying I know what's best for everyone, but most of the guys I know that play a ton of games are poorly adjusted and don't quite have their priorities straight.
Games are ok in moderation, but they're not a healthy hobby at all.
>tfw not British
anyon else know this feel?
Why do you want to be british, anon?
>>24841059
I am british, it's nothing special anon
what are you a 14 year old tumblrina
>>24841104
football, pubs, slags, chavs, kings, queens, tea, chips, crisps, smaller country than US so its more comfy, etc
>be me 14 years old
>I'm 21 now
>I leave the house to visit my best friend
>go to the subway station
>on my way there I go past a kiosk
>some shady guy in a corner looks at me
hey come here for a second
>wut.jpg
>I go up to him
yes?
>he fucking smells like rotten vomit and sweat
Where do you go?
>I tell him, that I go to the subway station
mhm... wanna buy some crack?
wtf no
>he nods
>spits on the ground
alright
>he looks to the left and points to that direction
that way
>he points at the subway station
>it was not even 20 feet away
t-thanks
>I leave and visit my friend
Still keeps me up at night. I lived there all my life and I knew where the subway station is. It was right besides the kiosk. You couldn't miss it. He didnt have to tell me where it is. For some reason this still angers me. who else got verbally raped here?
>11 P.M
>I'm walking through a park with a friend
>We walk, and there is a group of weird guys on a bench
>A midget, he is like 4 feet tall
>A guy who has a burnt face, he is totally disfigured
>An old guy who only has one leg
>The old one tells me " hey I have a secret come over here"
I dont know what was his secret
>>24841131
It was dark so you couldn't see, but he probably wasa nigger [/nigger]
>>24841202
Maybe that was his secret
>suicide is the MOST SELFISH thing you can possibly do anon
I want this meme to end.
Keeping me alive via guilt trip just to have me suffer is what's selfish.
Only you are keeping yourself alive
>>24840921
Your existences impacts people just as much as everyone elses existence impacts you.
Assuming we cease to be upon death, you're not the one dealing with consequences.
This is the logic people are going by
iktf man
"y would you do this to us how could you"
well people need to realize that its your life and its your choice what you do with it, even to the point that it is your choice to end it.
>2015
>not a chad
what your excuse?
being 5'7
>>24840936
iktf
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.3a85yssg784
I was just being myself
...would still going out make me a kek?
lol either a kek or a gross preggo fetishest or just a pathetic beta
choose whichever is best
Gross. Don't go out with her. I wouldn't fuck a pregnant chick, can't get a girl more used without her being covered in cum
Fuck her and nut on her babbys head
What do you shitpost on /pol/
I only frequent 1 board at a time. My delicate senses can handle no more.
I wonder who could be behind this post to be honest
>>24840861
Ironically enough I never heard of reddit until I started coming here a long while back
>Anon i really need $500, i'm behind on rent and i would really appreciate this
And I really need a blow job.
Looks like we're at an impasse.
>>24840804
Get a fucking job
>but anon, you don't have one
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24840804
I'm sure there's someone out there who would actually consider it
who >>/addictedtoporn/ here?
I literally cannot stop, sometimes I will go hours just watching porn and edging. Last night I jacked off 3 times, woke up today at 3, and the first thing I did was jerk my dick to a kelly madion video even though it was sore because I didn't use lube last night.
I will sometimes go on a hiatus, and try no-fap (insert month here) but the longest I've ever lasted was 15 days. Even without fapping I end up crawling back to porn. The worst part is I not only understand what this shit is doing to my brain chemistry and reward systems, but I have a girlfriend as well, my brain is so fucked up that she cannot satisfy me because she doesn't fulfill my pornstar fantasies.
I actually have a problem and at this point I don't know what to do. Anyone else on the same boat?
>TL;DR I can't stop watching porn no matter how hard I try.pic related one of my favorite pornstars, I would literally drag my dick through a mile of broken glass to bury my face in those tits.
Damn son I didnt know about Kelly Madison, thanks brutha.
Anyway -- sorta. On my days off I fap like a beast, but during the work week I don't really do much at all. Probably cause I'm too tired at the end of the day to fap, and even my dick gets tired and won't become a boner.
Maybe put your mind on other things -- working out, etc. Then you can no fap without thinking about it and your gf will be able to pleasure you again (cause you're horny as fug and your standards are lowered)
ever tried fapping without porn?
>>24840865
>>24840865
I already started a gym regime last month, I probably dedicate an hour and some change towards the gym per day.
I really like 4chan and I really like Steam, so I aside from work and my daily errands I spend a lot of time on the computer. It's just really easy to type xvideos into the search bar and suddenly all of the girls with my dream bodies are right there sucking fucking and swallowing.
I don't want to pin this on her but my gf is kind of a prude. I have to beg her to suck dick and she rarely does that ever. Honestly I workout to get a better body and hopefully find a girl who fulfills my pornstar fantasies (Huge Titties, Fat Ass, Slutty face and Slutty Sex) Even then that might not fix my porn addiction.
Would you protect her smile and innocent, /r9k/?
>>24840755
While I appreciate this old meme, it coincides with tumblr lingo, and that's a no-no.
I'd put my wiener in her vagina and maybe eat some food afterwards.
strong
turkman
genes
The 90's were objectively the worst generation and the worst decade.
Prove me wrong.
>>24840744
>Prove me wrong.
I can't, because what you've stated here is perfectly true.
>>24840744
No, that would be the 00s.
Although yeah, we're pretty fucking awful as well.
>>24840744
born 1988
>mfw 80's kid
suck it youngsters
You get up from your computer, and go to the kitchen to grab a drink. As you make your way towards finding a glass to serve yourself, you see pic-related on the kitchen floor. You scratch the thing with your foot, but the image remains, unscathed.
What do, Robots?
I look at it and question it. I ask why it's there, I ask why it doesn't do anything. I ask why it exists. I get no answer, and after making my way back to my den, I realize I can't answer my own questions myself. My life is static.
ejaculate on it
Get spookd, look up on google "face on floor", hope I'm not haunted, resume shitposting/whatever.
