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If you had to take care of a child, would you rather have a son or a daughter?
Currently pregnant with twins. Hoping it's both.
>>24842294
If I had to choose, I'd say a son, though considering the state of our society these days... neither.
In fact, if I could have anything happen, I'd have humanity go extinct in a fiery deluge of radioactive fire.
Son.
Sons might give you a few headaches as kids, but then it gets easier as they grow older.
Daughters might be sweet as little girls, but once they hit puberty, you better get prepared for hell.
Raising girls in this society is absolute shit-tier. Fuck that.
>tfw never got to experience what it is like to be a pretty girl
>tfw never got attention for my looks
>the only people who call me pretty are girls giving me sympathy
>tfw the life of an ugly girl
>tfw you've still got it a million times easier than even an average looking male
>>24842311
A girls purpose in life is to be pretty and I never got to be that or feel special
>tfw never got to experience what it is like to be a pretty girl
Oh well
>tfw never got attention for my looks
But I do
>the only people who call me pretty are girls giving me sympathy
No
>tfw the life of an ugly girl
Idontktfb
>tfw you've still got it a million times easier than even an average looking male
Being an attractive male is bretty gr8.
Who else cringes at their youth? I sure do.
I remember when I was at a friend's house when I was probably in 5th grade and I wanted to demonstrate this neato noise I could make with my mouth in front of his entire family. It wasn't a weird like howl or anything, I thought if I could rearrange my lips, teeth, and tongue, I could make a noise similar to a synthesizer.
The sound I wanted to produce at the moment wasn't happening so I looked like an idiot, and I probably made my friend feel like he hangs out with an idiot.
We don't hang out anymore.
Share some angsty/ youthy cringe stories
>>24842207
>tried to fart to make friend laugh
>weren't really that close
>shat myself
>crying on toilet while he keks at me (left door open
>this was when we were 10, never really got over the shame even when we were still acquaintances until the age of 18.
>wore tube socks and shorts until 8th grade
>had a briefcase backpack
>had gnarly key-carving teeth until braces in 5th and 6th grade
>was a diehard Sonic fan until Sonic 06'
>overweight
>played baseball and was always right fielder until I quit in 6th grade
>two friends
>had a crush on a girl for 3 years, she never talked to me
>had to get naked in the showers in gym after swimming
>public humiliation
>not bullied but an outcast and not talked to
Was rough man. I don't think about it, the feels start coming back to me.
>>24842393
>>played baseball and was always right fielder until I quit in 6th grade
This hit to close to home
Two years ago, Safyre Terry's father and three younger siblings were killed in a fire caused by arson. She was found next to her father, who used his body to shield her from the flames.
In addition to suffering from severe burns, Safyre lost her right hand three months after the fire, and lost her left foot in March. She's had dozens of surgeries and her next one is Jan. 5
>god exists
ahahahahahhahahaha
go on religiousfags, try to defend this.
and I care why?
This is what happens when you burn.
>>24842179
she was gonna grow up to be Hitler
Reminder that there are ACTUAL women on this board, RIGHT NOW, who believe they are virgins
>>24842017
I haven't even stuck a tampon up my vagina, it's in pristine condition.
literally whO?????
whO
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>>24842048
BULLSHIT
ROASTIE
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ITT:Metal Bible quotes
2 kings 10 where god kills 40 kids with a fucking bear
>>24842008
Ahh famous amos good cookies
Do you think you would become happy if she became your gf, anon?
Would she bring the light into your life?
>>24841947
Explain pls
I don' understand?
Who is she?
Yeah she would. That's biology at work.
>>24841947
I'm currently doing sexual flirt with some girl I know irl online... I'm doing well but she's gonna realize I'm a piece of shit loser who never had sex... I try to feel totally confident but there's no way I'm gonna get her. I missed so many milestones. It wouldn't change shit because it wouldn't make sense.
who /waches sports/ here?
before you guys call me a normalfag, im a 35 year old NEET wizard, and i like watching sports. anyone else watch sports?
of course anon, we are the same age too
what's your favorite sport and team? mine's basketball and the orlando magic
I only watch world cup for the /int/ and /soc/ bantz
Im brazilian
>>24841797
I watched the Fury vs Klitchko match a few days ago.
The two of them just circled each other, occasionally attempting a slap(mostly unsuccesfully). After god knows how many rounds, the narrator declares that "Fury dominated the match". The only thing that dominated was boredom.
I thought boxing wouldn't be as mind numbingly boring as every other sport. Boxing isn't fighting, it's dancing around like a faggot and being afraid to take a hit.
Seriously, fuck sports.
>when your buddy turns into your friend
>when your roach thinks you're his "friend"
>when your pet becomes your master
whats the difference in canada lel
>Girl tells me how bad she wants to see a movie
>Tells me she has no one to go with, and that'd be dumb to go alone
>Tells me she just wish she knew someone who'd want to go while hinting that she wants me to take her, hard.
>I still don't know if I should
I can't tell if I am alpha or super robot
Multiple girls tell me that they are interested but I turn down all of them. What the fuck is wrong with me?
Man this makes me sound like a piece of shit
Are your standards too high?
>>24841565
Is there a girl you're more interested in than the ones you've turned down?
How evil is /r9k/? Post results
>http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20151123-how-dark-is-your-personality
>>24841548
Infrequently file
Stupid quiz
>>24841548
Moderately nefarious apparently.
>Shockingly Saintly
>Do you ever find yourself walking on water?
More like I'm always drowning.
What's r9k's favorite food?
>>24841518
10ds
>>24841518
I don't have one. This has always been troublesome in cases where things like login screens ask for it. When signing up I'd pick a random food that I'd forget about.
>Go to my bank site
>Try logging in
>Asks for my favorite food item after I log in
>Start spamming different food items
>Finally after an hour I get in
I hate security questions.
Can't choose really, I'm a fatass and I like too much food.
Did you ever get in any fights growing up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWtlaQ3G4Eg
>This was staged by the jews to increase racial tension.
kek
http://strawpoll.me/6214306/
I was never an angry child. Just lonely.
>Tfw never lost a fight
Christmas is approaching, fellow robots.
How will you be spending it and what are your wishes and hopes for this Xmas?
suicide is my only wish
>>24841301
hoping to spend it with this girl i like. ill settle and look at pictures she sent me
>>24841332
Just end my misery already...
>beautiful stacys treat me like a little kid
>Chad don't look my direction
>I have no curves
>no boobs
>never been asked out
>never been kissed
>>24841298
Son, maybe you should stop acting like a woman. That's your problem.
>>24841365
I am a woman though
>>24841298
I'll kiss you...
God , I'm lonely
