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>tfw you will never be able to fuck a 19th century prostitute.
How do I get a girl to dress up in full garb with petticoats, corsets and stockings and let me fuck her?
Buy her the clothes and pay her
do you have any idea how dirty they were?
You do realize people take clothes off during sex, right?
So we all know this world is fucked up. But it's not my fault that others are miserable and have shitty lives, so why do I still feel bad about the suffering of others?
I'm not responsible for their shitty existence, nor it's my duty to save their lives; so why do I still feel affected by their misery?
How can I stop giving a fuck?
>>25079424
Frontal lobe brain damage
>>25079424
the moment you realize the rest don't give a fuck about you.
it is just reciprocal in my case. why should i care for people that don't care for me
>>25079459
This is what I tell myself usually. I agree.
Let's talk about our body asymmetry
>left hand fingers at least 1/16th longer than right hand due to guitar
>scoliosis af
>>25079363
>1/16th
>scoliosis matters to cunts if you're half decent @ an instrument
>>25079363
no one is gonna notice ur fingers, scooby's case is much worse, basically every pic has to be taken at an angle or it will look like shit
Who else has uneven eyes here?
Twitch Thread, who do you watch robots?
>twitch
Kill yourself, you're literally subhuman trash.
>>25079349
/thread
>why play le buttcraft when I can watch le league of legends
get out
>always check the authors name before reading any instructional 'how to' article
>if its written by a woman immediately close the tab
Its not my fault women are shit at literally everything compared to men
>>25079133
the funniest articles are usually written by women with jewish last names
Wow misogynistic much?
>>25079144
Women are notoriously unfunny and shit comedians
>Young white men most derided group in UK
>Suicide amongst them skyrocketing
>Feminist shitcunts and SJW still not satifised. They want us all dead.
>White MEN are hated. That combination. Only stormfags believe that white women and white men are in the same boat here. White MEN are hated. White women are worshipped.
>Sorry white man, Stormfags, pol: you're in that alone, white women are not your friend.
>white men are hated
Nah man, British men are just fucking cunts. Have you ever tried speaking to them?
Fuck Britain and most of Europe to be honest, they're argumentative, arrogant dicks and it's very clear.
>>25078979
>white women worshipped
Except every SJW minority hates their guts.
What?
How is this true?
Almost every in the uk is 95+% white except for like two places with 70% white, how can this be real?
I could believe it if it was america or something but even thatcwould be strange.
how do i get an asian gf while black?
>>25078904
1. Get the fuck off 4chan nigger.
2. This board is for normal NEETS not NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT NOWWWW!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Find one with jungle fever
Thread me
Step 1. Go out
Step 2. Be a nigger
How many of you out there will go and watch the movie but have nobody to go with
i already did
it went fine
it always does
>>25078859
tbqh im pretty sure most cinemas have no singles policy f@m
Literally doing this in between two split shifts at work tomorrow. I don't give a fuck what anyone says I need to see this movie.
HOLY FUCK ITS SO NOISY IN MY APARTMENT WHY DID I MOVE OUT
what kind of noise?
>>25078929
constant banging around from above. im about to lose it
>>25078854
Go up there and tell those normies to shut the fuck up
Can we get a Pet tier list for robots?
Reptiles are the most robot pets
Bearded dragons are cool
>>25078866
get the fuck out of here you degenerate
I hope normies are ready to rumble because i am about to crash a party and threaten them with calling police.
I know you have drugs normies. Sucks to be a druggie degenerate now huh? Maybe i won't call police if you beg me.
There's no excuse for being a rat, OP. Its worse than being an AIDS gifting tranny.
>going to a party to threaten them
enjoy having your phone stolen and the shit beat out of you
just crash the party, discreetly steal their booze/drugs/whatever you can stuff in your pockets and leave
>>25078740
If you're hell bent on doing this, and showing up in the flesh, you'd better be armed and ready to fight like hell.
So.. finally i had made it up with girls /r9k/ but now i had another problem. I like 2 girls and they love me too. But they don't know each other, one lives in the countryside and the other live here in the capital. One is more hot that the other but i love them. What you recommend me? i mean finally i made it but these thing happen...
I fucking love that picture
GTFO NORMIE
ROOOOOOOO
REEEEEEE
If you made it why are you here?
More questionably why are you asking advice on a topic you know we don't have experience in?
Welcome to the Feels Cafe. Here are your complimentary cigarettes and coffee, on the house.
How is your day going so far?
Thanks for the butt m8.
Alright I guess
>>25078676
>Feel like pure shit yesterday, emotionally and physically, tired as fuck after pretending to be somewhere while sleepless for one day, then was not able to sleep except for 2 hours at 8 pm
>headache and fatigue, paracetamol makes it worse.
>wake up at 7 pm today
>feel like shit about it as always, no willpower for anything
>the only thing i want to do is sleep again
>everything that matters to me is probably irretrievably gone
The looming emptiness hasn't affected me yet so I guess that's good. I started watching One-Punch Man and I love it because it's so over the top.
>Went to watch midnight screening of meme awakens.
>Huge groups of people, couples, almost all of them teenagers with sweethearts.
>Get stared at by everyone like i'm going to shoot up the place.
>Hear people laughing about how i'm alone.
>Try to get unpopular seat in a corner, pray no one sits next to me.
>Large group of giggling girls sit next in my corner.
>Girl sitting next to me moves to the end after a few minutes.
>Hear "he smells".
>Get up and try to look for another seat.
>Nothing.
>Nothing.
>Get stared at as single guy walking up and down the isle.
>Give in and sit in a spare seat near the front, have to walk past people.
>"excuse me, excuse me, excuse me"
>almost knock of some Chads drink.
>"Is this seat taken" "Yes" "Is this seat taken?" "Yes"
>Sit next to another group of teenage friends.
>They use their phones and chat all the way through the movie.
>Kid starts crying behind me. People boo her. She doesn't leave.
>Someone threw jaffas at my head as credits roll and laughed.
>Tears come.
At least i'm home and can get drunk and pretend tonight didn't happen.
just bee urself anon its not difficult :) :) :)
>>25078628
>"he smells".
hit me hardest desu
that's what you get for going to see star wars and you deserved every bit of it
Why do girls hate proper hygiene so much?
every day showering fucks up their hair I think
>>25078808
Than wear a shower cap you disgusting roastie
If you use shampoo every time you shower, you'll kill your hair.
