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>Be me, 24
>Have cunt brother, 21
>Work my ass off in high school, brother drops out in year nine, goes on drugs and gets kicked out
>Comes back ten months later with a girlfriend and fucking kid at only 16 years old
>All is forgiven, he takes up welding, ends up marrying his whore of a girlfriend with their snotty nosed kid
>Converts to Greek Eastern Orthodoxy, yes he's a religousfag
>Starts own welding business, owns eight fucking properties and lives in an upscale house in a rich part of our town
>Oh wowie he's the favorite son now!
>Always makes fun of me at family dinners because I'm doing music at University, and calls me a poofta
>And to rub it even more he's fucking six inches taller than me EVEN THOUGH HE WAS ON FUCKING DRUGS, you'd think it would stunt his growth
>Always is rude to his wife, says she has a fat ass etc
>Not to mention he's a racist pig, I had an Asian girlfriend and he pretty much chased her off with the help of my grandfather, they still call me a racetraitor and say I can't even get an aussie gf so I have to settle for a nip
>So I'm fucking struggling in Melbourne cause I'm at university doing music, and my parents tell me they aren't paying my rent anymore
>I can't get a fucking job because I'm too busy at University
>He has two properties in Melbourne so I ask if I can live in one of them
>He says I can live in one of them on the condition I ditch university and come do an apprenticeship for another cunt welder he knows in Melbourne
I'm sick of him, he's an absolute racist, sexist asshole, and he's fucking arrogant. He nearly tore our family apart when he was 16.
How can I solve this problem? Should I murder him?
>>29084748
sounds like a good idea frendo
>>29084748
You're using your envy in a self destructing way if you decide to murder him. Use your jealousy as a motivator for self worth
no, you should do what he says. it sounds like he's trying to get you to stop being a cuck faggot SJW bitchboy and be a man like him. you might hate him now, but you'll be thanking him years from now when you're making bank with a white qt by your side instead of struggling to make ends meet while your ex raises your son to be another Elliot Rodger
How does this picture make you feel, robots? Are you acceptive of this?
petko the petkov
i hate all kinds of memes but i try not to let them bother me
LMAOOOOOO
dis shit funny AYY EFF
xDDDDDDD
bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
100 100 100 100
TWUNNY ONE
TWUNNY ONE
HAHAHAHAHAHA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>I don't eat ass anymore.
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/29072187/#29073232
Your perfect pure waifu everyone.
I lied a bit, I would eat 54m50n's ass (but no one else's)
>>29084708
Anyone got her 'minecraft mods'? I'm so desperate.
>>29084754
please link me them.
I love big black cock so much tbqh
Can you legitimately complete the challenge robots?
http://runthegauntlet.org/
>>29084686
Yeah. Wasn't too hard.
The snapping turtle one did get to me a bit though, but it wasn't un-watchable.
>>29084686
honestly disappointed in myself for having to take breaks
I made it as far as the japanese puke girls and then I had to go fap.
I bought a 100+yr ww1 old rifle when I was 14
>be me
>freshman year of hs
>parents are out, chillin in the kitchen making a pizza
>have my super alpha steyr kropatschek m 1886 with me
>mostprizedposetion.info
>suddenly hear a banging down the hall
>some motherfucker is trying to brake into my house
>notonmywatch.jpg
>grab kropatschek
>run down the hall screaming
>intruder looks surprised af
>club him in the head with my kropatschek
>call police
>police arrive
>tell them this trench belongs to austria
>cleaning lee enfield on table
>hear wankers outside having a pool party
>one of them shouts "Hey Tanya, pass me a popsicle!"
>mfw she just called "cold on the cob" a "popsicle
>post up some sandbags after digging a trench on my living room floor
>put a .308 british round right through her well cared for teeth
>god save the queen
>>29084821
>>hear wankers outside having a pool party
>bloody wankers
>>29084679
>be Russian
>get drafted when I was 16
>deployed around Poland
>deployed on frontline after few days in reserves
>Eating my lunch
>German MGs firing at regular time
>I didn't finish my lunch in time
>People around me tell me to put away my lunch
>Put away my lunch and grab my M1891
>Randomly blindfire at enemy trench
>Everyone looks at me
>Suddenly, MG actually stops firing for about 3 seconds
>Apparently, I hit somebody's Pickelhaube
>No one knew what to say, either in disbelief or anger
>Finish my lunch
>get injured few days later
>put away in a hospital with 3.14 qt nurseswhy'd you spend so much money on a m1886, there are other WW1 guns that are far cheaper to buy and run
I used to own G98 a while ago, actually
>girls love confidence
>have anxiety disorder
have you considered rape
>no talking required
>only fucking
plus it's an act of confidence, if they like your hustle they may very well be impressed and want to marry you
>>29084607
>girls love being dominated
>want to do everything for a girl
>>29084607
>girls like alphas
>date nu-males
Woman claims to be a movie buff
>Favorites include Harry Potter, capeshit, Star Wars, romcoms
Woman claims to be an avid rader
>Favorites include 50 Shades of Grey, the Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Twilight
Woman claims to be really into video games
>Favorites include Pokemon, Call of Duty, League of Legends, DOTA2, and of course always Zelda
Why is it women always have entry level and/or pleb tier tastes? It's not even a hipster sort of complaint, if one is truly into a form of media they will indulge themselves in it willingly at more than a surface level. The fact that none of their favorites are ever routinely something other than these or other massively popular titles implies that they don't delve deeper, as if they did, out of the numerous less popular titles they have consumed, surely at least one would be their favorite, but it's not.
Women also flaunt their "interests" around much more than men do. If a woman is a "gamer" you'll instantly know it, for instance, the concept of hiding their power level doesn't exist. It's foolish to say "women only have hobbies for attention" because I'm sure they genuinely enjoy some stuff.
Why? Can we discuss this? I don't want the thread to die because it's wordier than most others.
>>29084512
don't hate on pokemon and zelda you piece of shit. well actually hate on pokemon but still acknowledge that there aren't any better monster catching rpgs out there and it's still a reasonable thing to play
>>29084512
Women tend to take hobbies with whom you could connect with other people more as reading popular stuff. They dont particularly care about having deep knowledge in that subject. As regarding video games, most of them play just to gather attention or kill time.
>>29084512
>Rader
Stopped rading there
If you are disabled, please end yourself: You are a suction of resources, you take up valuable space on the sidewalk, and your parking spots are undeserved.
If you have a limp, if you're obese, if you're developmentally disabled in any way, please suicide you fucking parasite.
>>29084500
1v1 me in a wheel chair m9
>>29084593
I knocked the chair over. Now what?
what if I'm short :DDDD
Will pumping air in my veins kill me?
i need a painless method guys.
No. A nurse in the UK did this to a child once and they were left severely brain damaged.
>>29084518
so OP still has nothing to lose if he tries?
>>29084489
That isn't painless..
Bumping Reecraft; a new, stable, /r9k/ Minecraft server aimed at robots who want to shitpost whilst building gigantic underground structures.
The server utilizes anti-grief protection, fully lockable chests and a near-perfect recreation of the Comfy Kek Bunker (itself a reincarnation of the fabled Port Kek)
reeecraft.mchost.pro
Come play!
>>29084413
ded game
>>29084413
this shit is always so mediocre and boring, please stop trying it
>"but it's different this time!"
thats what they always say. please end this garbage
>>29084592
>please stop doing things I can't enjoy
IN THEATERS THIS SUMMER
REEEEEEEE: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN5mr9BPNQ4&feature=youtu.be
>>29084252
/libtards
https://soundcloud.com/zmcd/mark-mark-mark
MARK MARK MARK
>>29084252
>tfw you will never go to an extremely leftist college and hold up a sign in the middle of the campus saying that God hates gays with a smug look on your face
I'm older than you... I've made mistakes, just like you. One of which was SMOKING... probably the biggest mistake of all.
C.O.P.D. isn't a joke. Its actually a terminal illness..
If I could go back in time and talk to myself when I was your age, I'd slap myself and yell "STOP SMOKING IMMEDIATELY"....
so.... why wait til its too late ?
What behavior or patterns do you need to have slapped out of you ?
>>29084236
>chronic wanking
>terrible eating habits
>lack of any exercise
>staying up until the am sleeping until the pm
If I could go back to when I was 18 and tell myself to fix this shit by just showing past me how fucked present me is
Gotta live in the now tho try and unfuck myself
>>29084236
I think you need to take a deep breath and calm down.
stop shitposting anytime
my dad has been smoking for 50 years and he's fine
What's there to live for? What's the point? There must be some reason you're on /r9k/ instead of deceased.
Life is inherently meaningless. There is likely no god, or one that is too concerned with worldly justice. We aren't here for a purpose. When I first accepted this, it was really depressing but it has become better. It's liberating. Ultimately, it is up to us to find our own meaning for life.
I take an antidepressant and a pill to manage my anxiety. I know the pain, but I am still so fucking happy I get to exist.
I don't believe in an afterlife, which means I also believe that this is the one chance I get to experience anything at all. I've been in love, I've been heartbroken, I've hiked to the top of a mountain, I've been injured, I've been surrounded with the people I love most and I have felt totally alone.
What is there to live for? That is up to you and you alone. But if you are dead, you don't get to feel a warm summer day, you don't get to taste sushi, you don't get to share sad Twitter frogs on a Peruvian flute enthusiast forum.
Ultimately, what kept me going in the darkest times was a curiosity of what the future held for me and the world at large and a belief that it can only get better if it is truly so bad.
Be kind to people, improve your diet, use your body and improve it to and no matter what, always be reading. Find something that sparks your brain, be it history, fiction, whatever it is, and always be learning more about the world we live in. You might value being a part of it a little more.
Best to you, little robot.
I have to finish my fanfiction there are a lot of people counting on me.
>>29084383
What's your fanfic about?
>"I'm straight"
This is what people who like traps actually believe.
Who gives a shit tho?
>>29084777
Trips asks a good question.
At worst they might be bisexual. Stop trying to convince people they're gay.
What do you think of femboys?
>>29084016
I'm not Chad enough, I'm not feminine enough.
I'm at the limbo so I will never fuck any.
>>29084016
I wish they looked like that irl. 3D really is garbage.
I want to suck their feminine penises and have them cum on me.
