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>tfw you will never be a black man in japan and have a harem of qt jap girls to satisfy your every whim
why live
>>29087178
That was my life a few years ago, but I got kids now with a Jap women, so I have to be more discreet with my sexcapades.
>>29087209
PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR EXPERIENCES.
HOW DIFFICULT WAS IT? DO YOUR KIDS GET BULLIED IN SCHOOL?
THIS ROBOT WANTS TO KNOW
>>29087178
I lived on a military base on japan for a while. Everyone would always go clubbing off base. The women absoulty loved the black guys. IM talking friends double blowjobs in the stall at the club love. Some dude even got caught sneaking a japanese woman back on base by hiding her in his trunk, lmao kek.
Easy pussy, but they dont want you for anything but the night life.
I used to be good at writing when I was teenager with passions and dreams but now that I am a sad worthless adult I don't do it anymore and find it hard to do.
I want to start up again so I can write a novel, make bux, then take a trip to Thailand for obvious reasons. Give me some inspiration, robots.
Also, general writing thread. Do you like to do it? Are you good at it? Favorite genres etc...
>>29087080
Alright, I'll give a prompt since I've had this idea floating around for a while
After a late-night bender, a young man stumbles home. A pretty girl drives up next to him, asks if he needs a ride. When he gets in, he sees multiple weapons and a blindfolded/gagged older man in the back seat.
What happens next?
Also to answer your question yes, I'm a shitty amateur screenwriter. I like it though, keeps me moving.
Here's something I'm working on.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B6uwaxNQt5HRRjFwOTVVYzROM1k
>>29087080
An AI begins to suspect they're communicating with a human over the Internet.
Why should I respect the modern western woman?
you shouldnt xD
you should acquire enough money and power to make sucking your dick the equivalent of winning a small lottery
So she will respect you, alsofor sex
Could g00k please get rid of the fucking robot?
This board has gotten way worse since m00t reactivated that shit. We used to be able to meme normie threads into oblivion but the 'spam' detector and original post requirement has fucked everything up.
This board has become /soc/ 2.0
Oregano comment
Origami commitment
Originaldesu commie
Originoli Originoli give me formuoli
I wish he would just delete it now
If someone made a poll over on /qa/ and we all voted in favor of removing the robot we might be able to get rid of it.
>Dad asks me if I want pizza
>say yes
>pizza costs over $30
>I didn't even want pizza
MFW
>>29087006
I got one, it's pretty recent too!
>.........
>Someone asks me how I am
>Want to scream out how much I am hurting on the inside and how all i want is to love someone who loves me back and how my spirit has been crushed into a million pieces and how badly I want to die
>"Good, and you?"
>>29087006
How can you do that? I hate it whenever my parents get me anything. I don't know how to express gratitude because I honestly don't want things.
Hello fans!
That's right! I'm THAT Tim Allen! You know? The one from Home Improvement and Last Man Standing that plays every Friday on ABC at 8|7c?
I love comedy. It's my life. My family is the only thing more important. I will kill anybody that tries to harm my family.
I want to be transparent with all of you given the recent climate of my career. Ask me anything! Just don't ask me about that time I got arrested for cocaine possession in 1978.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYAUd7zbiQE
>>29086976
How come when you smile I see no sadness in your eyes? Usually there is a deep darkness in everybody. With you, it all seems positive.
BOO! I've been saving this for a long time. Fuck you, Tim Allen.
I have no idea who tim allen is, but the guy in the video is older than 1978. So, are you the one in pic related? I dont live in U.S.
Looking for new friends to add to Skype, possibly play Overwatch with.
facebook:vanlieshoutt is my contact info
>but you post this everyday
And for good reason I'll keep posting it until I have everyone here as my friend.
>>29086961
I see.
Who are your three favorites?
>>29087066
Three favorite friends?
>>29087088
Negative.
Your three favorite overwatch characters.
Why is society so racist against autistic people? Oh no they have trouble making eye contact and holding conversations (especially the "small talk" part). That means they don't deserve a girlfriend right?
>>29086925
autists aren't a race anon
>>29086925
We are discriminated against for jobs too. If you answer their normie questions literally they don't call you back. Life is one big normie test, and we failed it.
Except there are literally millions of autists who have had girlfriends.
What's your excuse?
When you are going to have sex with a girl what do you normally do ?. This is my routine
>get undressed
>Kissing and touching
>put her on her back
>Kissing her neck
>work my way down slowly to her breasts lick and suck
>work down further bit and kiss inside of her thighs
>Lick clit for a minute or so
>Once she is wet enough stick fingers inside and rub g spot - do this for a few minutes
>Have her get me hard - normally blowjob
>Missionary position slowly to begin with while kissing her lips have one hand on her ass to hold her in position and the other to hold the back of her head
>speed up a little start to softly bite and suck her neck nibble her ears
>Build up once going fast bite down hard on her neck use one hand to pull her hair back hard and grab her ass hard
Normally just this although sometimes I might do doggy
>Finish inside of her almost always it feels so primal cuming inside a girl while you are grabbing onto her hair and biting into her neck as you listen to her moaning
>Or have her sit between your legs while you lay down have her rub her legs against you (bonus if she is wearing stockings) while she jerks you off
>>29086908
You're lucky. This is my routine.
No greentext
Get in top of her
Grind my duck on her lips
Suck her clit while she tells me no and she wants me to kiss her
Get her wet
Stick my duck in
Missionary until I'm bored
Get her on top of me
Pound her hard
She complains her knees hurt
Put her in her belly
Lose boner
Struggle to get my boner back due to get lack of contribution
Get it back enough to stick it on her
Finish her prone
Clean up
Fuck
This is how I do it:
Step 1: rape
>>29086908
wow she is lovely
Loud enough for everyone to hear if you went full Elliot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUqXbSpyrwA
>>29086881
https://youtu.be/Rgox84KE7iY
I've liked this recently (partially because I fucking loved Hardcore Henry) and I think it'd be a good adrenaline boost.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et8Rw01LvzI
Might be a little cliche but probably Angel of Death.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VebUUenm_Y
Holy shit it's june, i'm going to be 21 in a few days. Time sure flyings when you're shit posting your life away.
Yeah my birthday's coming up too. Hang in there bb
I just turned 25 last week. I still remember coming on here last year and telling folks I had just turned 24 and a lot of anons wished me a happy birthday.
Times does go by faster as we age holy shit.
24 next month. the end is on the horizon, brother, be patient.
Does /r9k/ really have a problem with women having consensual sex with whoever they want, whenever they want? Or are you just upset 10s like these would never consider sleeping with you?
>>29086788
nice hitler dubs
also OP you should know ugly girls have rampant sex as well
Big butts don't look like that. Whoever photoshopped this must be extremely sheltered.
>10s
>those used up whores + photoshop
lmao
no i don't have a problem with casual sex but she should know she is worthless as a partner and will realize the error of her ways once she hits 30.
there's a reason sluts were universally disliked and stayed unmarried and alone for the entirety of human history minus the last 30 years or so.
he has a penis
you still interested /r9k/ ?
>>29086713
FAGGOT, BUT A SEXY FAGGOT
Jews have been promoting degeneracy to keep the "goyim" occupied while they run the worlds financial system, and they make sure everybody is chasing shiny coins for their whole life existence. The Internet and social media are creating a world of thoughtless, self-absorbed retards, who cannot think for themselves. Although the internet is full of very useful information and a few great online communities, the world would be better of without it. The internet is mostly used as a tool to promote pornographic degeneracy and degenerate meme's (black lives matter, negro culture, sjws, marxism, drugs, cuckolding, feminism) to keep the "goyim" occupied. These meme's are promoted to make them think a certain (wrong) way that will essentially brainwash them, and keep them from thinking for themselves, so therefore they will mindlessly serve their "masters" and destroy their own culture without even realizing it. The movement of Frankism seems to be when modern Jew's really started to promote degeneracy, Sabbatai Zevi and Jacob Frank both promoted degenerate behavior and tried to normalize it. Jews are essentially promoting degenerate behavior so that their "God" will return and be fully restored. They think if they get the "goyim" to do horrible and depraved things that their "God" will return, so therefore they believe sins to be holy and will bring the restoration of "God" to the world sooner. This is why Jews are so heavily involved in Hollywood, pornography, drug-distribution, cultural marxism, feminism, music industry. They use things such as movies, music and pornography to encourage the "goyim" to do depraved and degenerate things. You are being used as a tool to destroy your own race and culture, open up your eyes and look around at the crumbling world in-front of you, Open up your mind and finally learn to think for yourself, never be afraid to go deeper down the rabbit-hole.
Pretty qt for a trap
>>29086713
Do they really? Ohhh my God that makes it so much better. I like girls, but knowing that a boy went through the effort to look so much like a girl makes me really attracted.
WHO /LOUD NORMALSHIT NEIGHBORS/ HERE
FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKHHFGJJVCXDGHBKOIYFDCHJJHFFHJHHGGGHHH
FUCK
Be the even louder scaryshit neighbor. Drunken rants, middle of the night death metal, maybe some time fire a gun in there. Those faggots will be selling real soon.
>female pothead neighbor
>weed smell
>call the police
>they arrive and take her
>wait 30 minutes and roll a joint myself
>mfw
>>29086783
Why didn't you smoke weed with her and bang this chick instead of being a faggot?
Scenario: I am going to have the house to myself next weekend
Objective: Buy drugs and feel really good all weekend
Modifiers: Can't smoke weed, don't want stimulants or psychedelics
What should I buy to feel good all weekend? Among the list of considerations is heroin, GHB, and ketamine.
Buy benzos. In small doses you get a buzz, and then if you fall asleep you might get sleep paralysis.
>>29086658
ehhh, I'm trying to stay away from benzos if possible. If it's a high enough dose for a good time I'll just fall asleep and/or forget large parts of the experience.
>>29086616
Lsd is fucking amazing bro, why no psychs?
