>liberalism
>believing that everyone is born equal
>believing in free will
>television
>taking the opinions of critics and reviewers of any medium seriously
>sneakers
>making excuses for improper grammar, ever
>the "marriage" meme
>the "women" meme
>the...
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>>29086013
>using forks
Are you fucking retarded, nigger? Do you scoop up your mashed potatoes like a wild animal?
uh oh..big...big...BIIG!!!!!!!
UH OH POOPIES!! POOOO
OHHHAAHHHH POOPY SCOOPY DOOPY AHHHH
PLOP KLOP SNCHOOPPPP XD :3 YAAYYY POOPIES WE WANT POOPIES SCHLOP KERPLOP
DROOP
ALL DONE :D
>>29086096
okay first of all how the fuck do you eat mashed potatoes with a fork and manage to keep your gravy on it?
I get aroused by thinking about being turned in to a dumb jock
Am I the only one here with that fetish?
My favorite are those where the father turns his nerdy boy in to a jockboy
You been listening to the shit on warp my mind?
>>29086033
Some
Why?
Who else here /getscompliments/ and /getshardfromcompliments/?
When you realize they've said said that to 200 other guys its not that big of a deal and shouldn't make you feel good because they don't really mean it and are just saying it because women have no soul
>>29085879
Doesn't matter to me, lots of guys have big dicks. I didn't think I was the only one, I just like to hear it every now and then.
how big are you? I cant tell size for shit.
>yfw you realize there is literally nothing wrong with Nazi ideology
>>29085822
What does it say?
Can any german bros translate?
Also how do i get this font
>>29085870
"Youth, serve the Fuhrer!"
"All 10 year olds into the Hitler Youth"
>Yfw hitler is always right about everything and leftists and jews are the living embodiment of evil
>be black girl
>finally found an Korean guy willing to hangout with me
>going to his house at night for the first time
>he doesn't wear underwear
>his nipples are pierced
>he has long hair
>chain smoker
>smokes a pack of cigs a day
>has two children
>insomniac...
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>settling for the garbage tier of asians
you brought it upon yourself
>that scenario
>doubt
>>29085803
pls be in london
I'll hang out with you
I want to be adopted by Gavin McInnes, he would be a perfect dad and teach me how to be a real confident man.
We all have a lot to learn from him.
>>29085752
He's an alcoholic hipster cokehead who got fired from multiple jobs for running his mouth.
thought he was a cucc
/polfit/ here. No homo.
>>29085889
>running his mouth
He is founder of Vice. You are probably degenerate neet omega virgin. That's what makes you a confident man. Speaking up.
>>29085921
Because he racemixes? Even in traditional European empires were rare people who did it. He is one of those. He brought Jared Taylor to his show, he speaks up for white men.
Do you hear voices? What are they telling you?
>>29085741
to bang ur mum
whoops 2 late i already did it
>>29085741
i haven't, but at least two times, one incredibly clear, i have heard a grill laughing. but i was between awake and asleep
to stop visiting this cancerous place
I am a 22 year old kissless female virgin, guess why.
You have or once had a penis.
kissing men on their cocks doesn't count towards kiss virginity?
>>29085709
You're a man that thinks he's a woman.
What did these girls do this weekend?
who cares
don't mute me brah
>>29085681
Chad
oooorrrriginalllll because your comment was not original
playing dark souls
Generally speaking, who has better tits: Chinese girls or Korean girls?
>>29085672
Korean girls because they're better nourished growing up and have the wealth needed to focus almost completely on taking care of their bodies and preparing themselves for pleasure.
>>29085672
chinese because flat is best(and they usually are depicted this way in mango)
korean pop stars are associated with bigger boobs
>>29085742
They sure do love nourishing themselves with feaces
Since my thread on /pol/ got deleted and im banned there because of that maybe you can help me
Help me /christians/ of 4chan i abandoned my confirmation (evangelic ritual to get into the community)
We had to camp behind the church the night before, i had to camp with an emo/goth kid, i was scared of him so i left the camp to go home. I was an 14 year old normie.
Whole of the church searched for me they almost called the police.
After that i continued to pray, but it faded away, that feeling of connection to god... i never feeled this divine holy feeling...
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>>29085588
>I feel like the devil has overcome my life, i fap to degenerate porn, i even had a phase from 17-20 where i thought homos and trans people are humans..please help.
Kek
You were made emotionally dependent on a certain activity as a child, and those dependencies never can be relieved. The only hope for you is to search fruitlessly your whole life for your faith again. But it'll never be the same.
Sorry.
>>29085588
christianity is dumb, go back to /pol/.
Okay, robots, let's say a mad scientist gives you the chance to become a woman overnight, but only has a few prearranged settings. You have the following choices to pick from.
>1: You stay mentally (and spiritually if applicable) the same, with the same exact desires, interests, habits, and hobbies. You are still sexually attracted to what you are to now. But you become a fully-fledged woman whose looks are somewhat plain, but inoffensive. Except you have a strange condition where you asexually achieve pregnancies between three and five fetuses...
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>>29085538
what's the downside of the 2nd choice, sounds pretty fun
>>29085616
It seems that if you aren't on a perpetual diet you become a hamplanet and can't get the weight off without physically sucking it out.
>>29085538
still keking at 3
Hope you got all your chores done and worked on your legacy wagecuck. It's bed time. Good night. See you in the morning.
I'm still at work, I get paid to rob normies and can shitpost on the clock. Sure feels good to get a nice solid 2200 a month after taxes while not having to worry about mom forgetting to make my dinner.
As a neet I sometimes get bored during the day, what do you neets do to occupy yourselfs?
joke's on you NEETfag i'm off during the week
and i get NEETbux on top of wagekeking
ITT: What made you a robot
>watching porn since age 7
>beating my meat at age 8
yep that did it
>>29085423
I am a failed normie I went to higher ed until 23. at that time I had a gf I knew since childhood for at least 8 years and she turned out to be a typical stacy-ho. She left me when I left higher ed and entered menial work in a factory and I am still there now. I feel like a ghost of my former self and I know it sounds cringy and deep but I feel like I am no longer my own self and I died years ago.
>>29085423
This, also
>have friend who's 2-3 years older than me
>he's the one who taught me about it
>8 years old and we decide to try sex
>mfw he made me play the female
>>29085463
YOU ARE ME
We only live as phantoms
Love and life ruined
Having a meltdown right now. Should I get a pizza or just eat cereal tonight. I want the pizza, but I don't want to spend money on it. Halp.
>>29085400
Why are you having a meltdown first?
>>29085422
Because I have anxiety about stuff like this. I dont want to eat cereal and end up wishing I had pizza before they close, but I also don't want to have buyer's remorse.
>>29085400
buy meth, then you don't want to eat
problem solved