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I'm on a 16 hour flight on Air Emirates to Dubai. What are you doing?
>>27472233
Listening to vaporwave and watching earthcam. Checked
>>27472233
Just got back from working out and I was just about to jerk off, but was deciding between this image, or maybe I'll search around Pornhub for a bit.
Help me out, OP
>>27472233
Why Dubai though. So artificial like dubsbai
Anybody here hardly leaves their room/house? What kind of lifestyle is this?
>>27472127
It rhymes with the puppet in your gif
It's very relaxing but can be frustrating/boring unless I constantly find something to do.
>>27472127
My flatmate suffers from severe anxiety and stay at home. She orders everything online and if she ever needs anything she can't get online, either I or her mum gets it for her.
It seems like a comfy way to live but it must get boring as fuck.
>tfw girl you've spoken to online for 6 months wants to fly to Denmark to meet you
WHAT DO I FUCKING DO?
Im so afraid that i might sperg out..
She's into memes n stuff..
She laughs at all the horrible things i say :o
what do?
>>27471420
show pics and i'll give you top advice
>>27472122
Just be yourself :^)
But seriously, clean your home make it nice, do laundry make a small plan, nothing extravagant but show her around your home town Maybe go out to eat. I wouldn't suggest drinking first time you meet her.
Don't take her somewhere where she might find a better looking person to fuck.
Good luck.
>>27472122
I'm in a similar situation OP, but I'm going to be the one flying out to meet her. Best of luck to us both.
>>27472641
This anon has good advice.
why do normies obcess about this shit, everyone at my job ask me if I watch it and I don't understand the mass hysteria.I only saw a few episodes and was ok but wasn't to impressed either
Oh, the show is terrible, especially after season 2. The books are damn good though, you should read those.
It's a pretty damn good show anon, stick with it. Not as good as normies make it out to be, but pretty well written and acted for a HBO show
>>27472154
thanks I might give it another go
Why don't you robots just convert to Islam and get yourself an arranged wife?
because I live in america and even the muslim chicks here are whores
I like beer, porn and bacon chicken sandwiches with mango curry dressing too much.
>>27471958
>Giving up eating bacon, drinking alcohol, and having dogs as pets.
Next you are going to tell me I can't go drive my truck and sit by the river late at night or go hunting with my guns.
Robots, if you could choose one as a partner, would you pick:
>1) A beautiful/handsome immortal. They will look exactly the same as they did when you first met them on the day you die and will never leave you, but you won't be their first or last lover. You can't profit of them either
Or
>2) A rich partner who will die when you turn 50 and leave you their fortune. They will cheat and generally make you miserable
Or
>3) Someone your age or younger who you are perfectly compatible with in every way and thoroughly enjoy their company. You'll live to be around the same age give or take 5 years. They will be faithful and love you for who you are
Post your answer and gender/age if you want as well
1 por favor
Still not original
Bump
P-plz reply
>>27471910
numero 3
what was this show and that bizarre end film about?
i got the relationahip of the characters but didn't understand what does it tell us about life..
i still believe the symbolisms were mostly random japanese borrowing western religious imagery.
feel free to use this thred for
>why are we still here?
>just to suffer?
>you feel it too don't you
general
>>27471892
We have an /m/ and /a/ board for a reason nerd.
>i still believe the symbolisms were mostly random japanese borrowing western religious imagery.
This is entirely it. It's just window dressing because they think it looks cool. They just as easily could have used Muslim or Shinto imagry. The Angels are just weird Aliens.
Also Christianity doesn't seem to exist in that Universe so no one notices the parallels.
>what was this show and that bizarre end film about?
Alien of the week mecha show that goes off the rails and subverts some expectations. Protagonist is a depressed beta and most of the main cast has some readily diagnosable problem.
The little life lesson it seems to be saying is that people can hurt each other, but you shouldn't let that overwelm you.
>>27471981
i wanted the r9k anons to tell me their thought sometimes you get good insights by crossing boards..
>>27471981
>The Angels are just weird Aliens.
In the anime universe they aren't actually.
They are about as earthling as any human. (considering that in eva universe we're all aliens by the strictest sense)
You know...Adam and Lilith. (the eva universe ones, not the bible ones)
Lilith created Humans, Adam created the angels.
Adam went kaboom and did the 2nd impact.
Lilith went kaboom and did the 3rd impact.
Neither of the two was actually an impact.
At least if I recall correctly.
Also it's all about how everyone is broken.
So if you feel depressed and like shit...
just
bee
yourself
human interaction is painful for everyone, it's just that other people learned to suck it up.
And one day you'll find the right person! (as unlikely as it seems for Shinji it was Asuka and vice versa)
Who /manipulative parents/ here ?
I love how every time they both feel the need to remind me that everything they do is for my good.
Like when my father used to beat the shit out of me because I hid my school report, at the time I was sure I deserved it. But now I realise that this fuck just used me to pass his anger on.
He scolded me everytime he saw me near a girl. One day I had this cute emo girl show up ring at my house to hang out, he said I wasn't home even tho she saw me at the window.
I don't know if he realize that he is the person who has stressed me the most. My childhood was litterally a non stop train of anxiety because of him.
The healing process is shit too, when you realize how toxic your parents were then you have no choice but to live with it and integrate it. I remember all the times my parents were cruel and worse yet for their own egos, its so frustrating yet they deny ever taking part in any of those decisions. They bury it, but I'll always remember.
>>27472028
So they just don't give a shit about my "feelings".
As long as I don't bring it out again. They will never ever feel remorse about it.
But I don't know if I really need to vent to them anyway.
They are just old people now, they live in their own fantasy, do I really want to break it just for the pleasure of them admitting they were horrible parents ?
I guess it depends on the kind of venting. Mine were in complete denial, so it can go both ways then again if theyre old and they still live in their bubble so be it
>imagine being a happily married guy
>one day you come home and go to the bedroom and you see your wife with another man
>A. getting fucked doggy style
>B. giving a blowjob to the guy
Which would be worse to you, anons?
>>27471877
Doesn't matter, they're both dead anyways.
Til death do we part, bitch.
i would deserve it for falling for the 3D meme desu
>>27472031
Pretty much this. Neither one of them is leaving that room alive.
If you shoot yourself in the chest with a 16-gauge shotgun, with a birdshot bullet, how much pain would you be in before you die? Or would it be instant? What's the splatter like if you had to say? Would highly appreciate a preferably detailed answer.
I don't know guns but wouldn't it better to aim at the head?
I don't think anything would be instant unless it is the brain
Technically it takes around 2+ minutes to die after you shoot your own brain too I don't know when consciousness is lost
If you shoot yourself in the chest you would live for a bit of time even though you couldn't move at all.
>>27471869
buy a 12 gauge and get some 00 Buck autismo.
Lets have a comfy game thread
Whats your favorite/most comfy game?
Animal crossing and GTA V with a trainer are GOAT, because with gta you can set permanent thunderstorm and you can turn it to night forever, so you have a comfy rainy night city
btw im not a neetposter, i hate that i have to say that whenever i wanna post comfy blanket
>>27471829
Super Mario World (SNES)
Donkey Kong Country (SNES)
Crash Bandicoot series (PS1)
Spyro series (PS1)
Paper Mario (N64)
FTL
Pokemon
>>27471829
I think the Professor Layton series is super comfy and relaxing. I like the older games better, though.
Men who grow up with only brothers or a single child grow up to be macho, masculine, and desirable to women.
Men who grow up around a sister grow up to be effeminate, nerdy, and undesirable to women.
Ask your parents why they didn't abort her like any adults with a brain do to their daughters, and tell them the reason their family name won't be carried on is because of that decision.
Meh
I teach her shit, we share experiencies maybe youre referring to a sister being older?
There might be truth to this.
>>27471883
Any sister within ~5 years of your age.
>no purpose, ambition, or direction in life
>>27471762
Doing drugs gives you some purpose. Gotta get money to buy the drugs. Gotta have a job to earn money. Gotta have the qualifications for said job.
I don't understand this shit, it seems like literally everyone on Earth has a direction in life but me(and you, of course).
How do they do it?
Your purpose in life is to play things by ear and do whatever the hell you want. You don't have to give a damn about anyone else, and you can be as reckless as you want. The point is there is no point. Do what thou whilst, for your time is fleeting.
I'm going to see The Who tomorrow because free tickets.
Is Tommy a robot movie?
>mommy issues
>dad gets murdercucked
>normy family profits off of Tommy's weird gifts
>mother portrayed as vapid insane Stacey
>Tommy forgoes sins of flesh
Tommy is actually about a boy with autism. One of the first instances of autism in popular media, literally the first back in the 70s.
>>27471827
Do autists really coincide with the hysterically blind?
I thought those were two different things.
>>27471827
Really? I never really took it that way, especially listening to the album. I guess Daltrey's "duh" face should have given it away through the first part of the movie.
So here's the scenario: you've been given a second chance on life. tonight you will go to sleep and wake up at any past moment in your life with all of the knowledge you have accumulated to this point.
how far back do you go? what do you change in your life to unfuck it?
>>27471612
2001. Take better care of my skin so I don't end up a scarred misery. Choose a different major in Uni 3 years later. This would completely unfuck my life.
>>27471612
Stop myself from falling for the stem meme, never get stuck on r9k, keep in touch with friends
2004, not be an autistic fuck around other kids and possibly avoid ever ending up here
