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>Be 13
>Sitting in class
>Whispering asking the kid in front of me if we had any homework
>Teacher catches me and says "STAND UP ANON"
>Kid in front says, sorry teacher it was my fault
>"WELL YOU CAN BOTH STAND OUTSIDE"
>Chatting and realize we have a lot in common
>Become really good friends
>He always takes the heat for me
>Lends me money (my family was poor) for food (I ate a lot)
>Always spending time playing vidya together
>Turn 17
>Start playing D&D together with some other people
>Always team up and have characters who are brothers or whatever
>Time goes by and we find 4chan and laugh at memes and shit together, now both 19
>Still play video games, watch movies, just saw the new Star Wars for example
>Total bros 100%
>A couple months ago
>Texts me asking me out to eat and says he has something to tell me
>"I'm transgender, I'm going to get on hormones"
>Knew he was a little feminine (he occasionally got confused for a girl) but never expected this
>Beg him to reconsider but he says he's really positive he wants to become a woman
>Immediately cut him out of my life, block his number, block him on Steam and Skype
>He comes round to my house but I lock my door and tell him to fuck off
>Thinking constantly about how I miss my friend
>Finally let him talk to me
>"Anon if you really don't want me to transition, I won't do it. I want to stay friends"
>Thank him and assume things have gone back to the old days
>Notice he's self harming and shaved himself bald
>Finally he stops talking to me
>One day call him to ask if he wants to hang out
>His mom answers and says "he's killed himself, do you know what would make him do something like this?"
>Shit, my best friend killed himself
What the fuck went wrong? Why did I have to lose a friend like this. What the fuck.
Sounds like he was just fucked in the head man, nothing you could of done.
>>27475801
Should have let him transition then fucked his boipucci raw.
>>27475836
Yeah... For a while I thought it was something I did but he seemed genuinely deranged at times, what with that tranny bullshit.
>4.5k shares
>black people actually believe this
Someone I know shared this and everyone is saying "omg white peoples are filthy monkeys"
If white people said the same thing about black people we'd be crucified. This is what our world has come to
>>27476741
I saw someone share this last week unironically
Not all niggers are this retarded, just this one but then again he might just be trolling
>12 pages of microbiology homework due in 12 hours
>haven't even started
>don't even know any of the material
>don't even feel like doing it
What do I do guys? I just can't make myself do it, I just don't care. How do I care about things?
>>27475800
What happens if you don't hand it in? How much of your grade is it worth? Is it fill in the blanks?
>>27475926
It's worth a lot, and there is multiple choice, fill in the blanks, short answer and long answer questions.
>>27475800
Just turn in a paper that says I REALLY DON'T CARE in bold lettering on all 12 pages.
There's a cute girl in one of my classes. Should I ask her out?
no, that's how you get laid
Go for it. If she says yes, great. If she says no, you'll be in exactly the same spot you're in now. Literally nothing to lose.
>>27475669
not until your class is almost over and you're somewhat sure you wont see her again
I can post again, so I'm making a train thread. post trains, trams, or stations, just do it quickly before the janitors delete this thread for no reason
i lost my oil paintings of trains folder
>>27475614
Fuck you samson, I love you
>>27475646
my absence was not by choice
>>27475643
damn, that would have been nice. I should get my dad to do some
>see blinking steam icon
>get excited that someone wants to talk
>it's steam self updater
every time
>see blinking steam icon
>get annoyed that I have to deal with one of the annoying autists that I can't bring myself to delete
>it's steam self updater
>keep reminding myself to opt out of beta versions of steam due to how often beta versions pop up, but never opt out
>>27475466
>not fapping to software updates
>>27475565
why are there so many of you like this here?
it's like you are a loser who thinks you're too good for fellow losers
>posts in thread
>thread has no more replies
Watch me.
This thread shall get no more replies.
It is my pleasure OP.
Stopped happening when I realized it's easier to get responses with bait.
>>27475826
No. NOW it won't.
>tfw I killed this thread
I'm on a level of irony you normies wouldn't believe.
>>27475285
Explain first then proof, because what the fuck you talking about?
>>27475285
I have become the irony
I simultaneously breathe and drown in irony
I am the customer and I am the manufacturer of irony
I laugh in irony's face while we embrace and cry like old friends reunited
Litlle did we know, we would become the irony
succ
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Well fellow robots I fucked my life over.
>be me
>craved attention like a faggot
> figure out this new site I never heard of before
>tumblr
>everyone ignored me because white cis male
>slowly adapt their mindset
>still want to be accepted
>decide "hey fuck it I'll be a tranny now"
>they accept me
>come out to parents
>they are open about it
>I drive my family into debt for tranny pills
> taking estrogen about a year now
> I've realized I am not who I portray myself am
>realized that I'm not a fucking tranny
>my dick is so tiny and basically useless
>and I have a fear of telling my parents because of all they did to help me become some ultra femboi.
>only chance is to finish my last year of Highschool and move out and never talk to my family again
Well I'm thinking of suicide how about you guys?
>>27475744
this is bait
proof or gtfo
trannies are disgusting scum
>>27475784
How the fuck do I prove this?
March 29 on /r9k/
What threads can we absolutely guarantee that we will see tomorrow on /r9k/?
>Another day, another dollar.
manlet thread
trap thread
crying thread
suicide thread
someone going to change their life thread
someone going to end their life thread
lifting thread
cuck thread
100 pol threads
some unfathomable stories about being autism that never happened threads
thread about trying to prove one person is uglier than the other
attention whore threads
eggman thread
tinder thread
>>27475347
you forgot britfeel
I want a >tfw bf calls you mommy thread.
Which ethnicity makes the best girlfriend/wife and why?
>>27475218
Greek desu
the white ones famalam
I'm down with the Koreans.
How come it's uncool for adults to wear velcro shoes? I wish they were cool, they just seem so much easier than laces. Seriously, it sounds like they are one of those things that should have been considered progress that everyone would latch onto and call good. Can someone please explain why society can be so cruel?
>>27475147
Idk man. They just look uncool to me
They're also associated with retarded people because they wear velcro sometimes if they're not able to tie their shoes
I see your point though, it doesn't really matter. Just wear slip on shoes instead
>>27475266
i only ever see fat people wear these
>>27475147
It's because Velcro is fucking stupid.
Objectively the worst wageslavery jobs
>front end retail
>customer service
>fast food kitchen
>restaurant kitchen
>package handler/UPS etc
>any job that involves a lot of young women
Ignore these jobs unless you REALLY want to be miserable everyday. Find a job with technology if you know it well. Just don't do any jobs that involve dealing with people. It's shit and unless you are a person who thrives on causing and interfering with high school tier shit just stay away.
>front end retail
>fast food kitchen
>any job that involves a lot of young women
My job is a mix of all three and I can confirm. The only redeeming thing is the fact that I'm part time and get a lot of time off.
>>27474499
Food delivery driver is an honorable mention. You will want to kill yourself.
Retail is nowhere near as bad as those other jobs.
Also add call center and warehouse selector.
Hope you enjoyed your easter, wagecucks. Now get back to earning my neetbucks.
>>27474420
Heh, jokes on you NEET i actually like my job
>>27474444
Wagecucks say the silliest of things to keep themselves sane and convincing themselves what is right for society.
So neet-fag what are you going to do in early 2017 when this man kills your way of life? Im looking forward to the future, can you say the same?
>Messaged me first
>Likes anime
Fuck, HOW DO I NOT MESS THIS UP
>>27473460
>black
you already messed up senpai
>>27473460
>nigger
You done messed up
>>27473460
ask for full body image of her, if 7+/10 fuck her bareback and make her carry your white seed
