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Post recent bad experiences that you had, let other's judge.
>go to walmart
>all counters are either full of lines or not open
>find a self-checkout that has a girl without a line behind her
>literally finishing up
>get behind her and wait, she puts the last item in her cart
>starts texting on her phone instead of moving out of way
>this goes on for five fucking minutes
>consider choosing another line, and see that they are even worse than before
>another five minutes go by
>literally has done nothing but text on her phone and laugh at shit she sees
>eventually get enough and get past my extreme anxiety
>"um, excuse me, i've been waiting here a while and you've been done..."
>roastie looks at me with eyes of fury
>acts like i'm an asshole who isn't respecting her business
>apologize and just wait for her to finish
>she goes back to texting for ten more fucking minutes
>after walking to my car and putting groceries in trunk, walk the cart to the area they are supposed to go
>walk back to car with hands in pockets
>girl with either autism or down syndrome points at me and laughs
>puts hands in pockets and starts exaggerating my walking and making sounds like "DURRRRR"
>about a second away from telling her to lose the chromosomes before making fun of me and i calm myself down
>go home and curl up and feel bad
Why did you apologize to the girl? She was being a rude bitch and holding your shit up and you both knew it.
>>27478551
Yeah i'd love to know the answer to this, if a bitch looked at me like that because she was taking her sweet time i'd tell her to piss off and hurry up
>>27478551
>>27478627
I have a lot of anxiety and I didn't want to make a scene in a crowded place.
That feel when you don't have a bara bf like pic-related.
I'd like to kiss and cuddle with him, and fall asleep with my head on his chest.
>>27478378
are you me? Too bad that type of guy only likes masc guys and not femboys...
>>27478405
I'm so lonely. I just want bf, Robot.
>>27478378
>Gays get free sex from horny men
>Girls flock over to them
>support from SJWS and LGBT community
>have schools, programs, and media to support them
>Gays tend more talkative so they can't be social autist
Naw, y'all got it good. Also, >>>/lgbt/
WHO THE FUCK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!
REEEEEEEEEEEreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>27478303
Mm about to fill my tum tum with num nums
>>27478303
I have those too anon :3c
>>27478303
Kit Kat really thinks they can commit lesser meme infringement and get away scot-free?
Oh boy look at all this shilling
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/personalfinance/2016/03/27/open-letter-parents-who-financially-support-adult-children/81808262/
I can't believe there are people that actually believe this crap.
All conservatives and right lolbertarians should kill themselves
unless you're disabled or literally retarded, why should your parents support you? if you choose to live like that, fine, but don't pretend it's justified if you can work. acknowledge yourself or shut up.
Why should your parents support you if you're a regular ass adult? It's fucking pathetic if youre the child and embarrassing if you're the parent.
Well that's great where I live.
>greater than twenty percent unemployment
>job availability rate decreasing each month
>only had one job --but competing with people who have been loyal skilled workers for decades
>unavailability of welfare type payments
My solution after this would be genuinely theft.
Our local 'muh margret' economy has failed to short sightedness and smooth talking political prostitutes.
Post stories of times you slut shamed roastie whores.
>be 18, senior year
>get ride home from female friend
>she says I should ask this roastie whore we know to prom
>say "that slut? No way..."
>female friend gets triggered
>starts defending roastie whore
>calls me an asshole for "slut shaming"
>"just because girls like to have fun, party, and fuck guys doesn't mean they're sluts"
>btw, this roastie whore we were talking about has probably sucked like 50 dicks
>tell female friend I don't want to take a whore to prom, and even if I were to go to prom (which I wouldn't because I don't like to leave the house) I would take a classy girl
>female friend gets visibly upset that I don't think her roastie friend is classy
>realize female friend is probably upset because she's a whore who likes to party and take dick too
>mfw roasties BTFO
Roastie whores never learn, do they? Guess I lost my ride home.
Really? No stories at all? I'd expect more from robots, I thought roasties were the enemy.
>>27478036
I'm afraid you're on the wrong board if you think we get many extended interactions with them, anon.
>>27478242
I dunno man, there's more than one kind of failure lurking here.
Like me, in retrospect I've long suspected the girl I lost my virginity to was mildly retarded.
Some of you guys are alright
Dont go into Melbourne University tomorrow.
Because you have the week off!
Cronulla riots best day of my life
>>27477686
I'm going to RMIT tomorrow to tender my resignation want to meet up
Tfw no qt modelfu gf
why?
>>27477432
yeah
because youre a chad. asshole
>>27477432
I c-c-cchoose you
>>27477432
Her squinty eyes tell me she's asian but otherwise she looks like whitey.
>TFW i baught a phone just so i can talk to someone when im at school on my break
>Set up fake tinder, give my phone number to multiple girls
>Get them to call me
>All i have to do is pick up when i can
>Never call them
>Doesnt cost me $
>They think they are talking to the guy in the pictures
>Just practice my conversation skills when im lonely on my lunch breaks
Why isnt the entire /r9k/ doing this right now ?
Have you had any noticeable improvement in your conversation skills? Has your daily life improved from this?
>>27478122
Yes, and now all of the sudden women are flocking towards me
This is not a bad idea actually.
Is Colin Meloy a Chad?
I find guys that look like him incredibly attractive.
Especially if they're skinny/underweight
> no qt owl looking bf
ay bby come back to my place and listen to the decemberists. you can be my crane wife if ya know what I mean.
>>27477508
I prefer DCFC. Colin is just a qt.
>>27477353
shut the fuck you dumb roastie groupie
>add girl on normiebook
>she's cute and seem pretty normal
>meet her
>she is a fucking mess and alcoholic
Is that how facebook works? you pretend everything is ok and youre happy as fuck?
I feel betrayed, she was waifu material.
>>27477259
DONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
DONE WANT A NATION UNDER THE NEW MEDIA
actually yeah, that is how Facebook works.
Yeah i think its a way normies try to prove their life is better than the other 1000 people on their friends list whether it really is or not.
How in the christ fuck do i make friends?
>>27477178
it would require you to leave the house, first.
>>27477178
ill be your friend. give me your skype
>>27477223
What do i do after i leave the house?
Why do I feel bad when I get insulted as an anonymous poster?
Cuz nigga u gay
>>27476890
perhaps becuase you're getting insulted, stupid fucking faggot?
>>27476941
Jesus fucking Christ, this.
FUCKIN THIS, now suck a Dick, OP
>everyone says to get gf, you have to put yourself out there
>decide to listen to normie advice
>talk to girls in class and be more sociable
>get their numbers if they're cute
>add them on social media
>they all have pics with their bfs or in relationship as status
Am I supposed to be friends with them now? I don't want to be just friends with them. This is awkward. I don't understand why they gave me their numbers. All of them have boyfriends. This being social shit isn't helping. Have I been tricked?
women collect people like baseball cards. they gave you their numbers because it's just another thing to add to their Facebook and phone contact collections.
>>27476888
Wow. I guess I should just give up then. This is stupid. The girls were boring. If they weren't cute, I wouldn't put up with them at all.
You view them as acquaintances and stop giving a shit.
Say "hey" and bullshit with them if they want to bullshit, but don't expect anything from it.
If they're insufferable and you don't want anything to do with them then why the fuck do you interact with them in the first place? Don't do that.
Honestly, this is probably the best way to deal with all surface-level friendships regardless of their sex.
Why do women get angry at everything?
One today literally got mad at me because I wouldn't tell her why I was sad today. Like, bitch, it's my fucking life, if I don't feel comfortable sharing, then you won't know about it.
>>27476152
You really shouldn't keep your feelings away from your mom, OP. She cares a lot about you.
It's not their fault. Women just have a harder time controlling their emotions. As for why she's mad, you just have to open up a bit to somebody. No one who cares for you likes being kept in the dark.
>>27476152
Welcome to life, where nothing you say to a woman is right.
You do realise if you shared why you were sad that would be wrong too?
Is she a qt, /r9k/?
Maybe yes. And maybe no.
Nigga we know that's you, and that you're a dude. Take your trap shit and leave.
that a penis so no
