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Because it doesn't work that way?

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Sadly I don't think that will work very well.
If you want to kill something, go fight ISIS.
Maybe you'll rescue a qt girl from them and she'll become your gf.

>>27481725
I'd say "good plan", but it's not. Even I'm not that desperate. Or maybe I'm just lazy. In any case, you'd be setting yourself up for disappointment.

>>27481532
whatever you say


not originalitalyiltiyltilyitlyitlyiy senpai

>>27481532
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>>27481532

true, being a sissy is cool tho too

I bet you're a gay. So no. Bad anon.

THEN WHY WOULD YOU POST ON A WEBSITE KNOWN FOR THE ABSOLUTE SCUM OF THE EARTH

are you qt?

cause dominant personalities arent hard to find

>>27481478
a lot of Chinese ladies at my uni went to a uni in Singapore, then transferred to Australia. Shame they already got Chads. Wouldn't mind one of them gal pals.

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>>27481478
Pretty good crab dish they have, but the laws for drugs are pretty huge.

Chinkapore, corrupted disgusting and women are ugly.

>>27481476
Same here. Even tried getting matches on tinder. Swiped 100 girls as an experiment and got one match. The match turned out to be a bot. Tried 100 swipes on grindr. Got 92 matches.

Men have lower standards than women, I would assume this extends to gay men as well.

>have a girl obsessed with me
>probably gonna ditch me after she realizes I'm a fucking loser
>it's already happening

>>27481361
welcome to web 2.0

Can I see your face?

>>27481361
are you a girl xO

>>27481281
Worst part is that all hot milfs are taken by Chad. Believe it or not.

At first i thought milfs would be interested in young inexperienced guys, but turns out they only want Chads too.

>>27481328
what made you think women, no matter their age, would want anything other than chad.

>>27481328
>older women want attractive tall handsome men.

wow color me shocked

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>You have nowhere to go

>Implying I don't fall farther and farther down the hole everyday

there's no rock bottom

>(You) have nowhere to go from here!

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This is a James thread now

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>>27481311
James is such a shitty replacement for Nova.

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>>27481311
originaldo commentalado

ex machina is a good movie

Is it okay if it's a Chinese slideshow?

>>27480957
>/b/

get the fuck out beta

>>27480670
I started taking it almost every night for the sleep and vivid dreams* and stopped because I started feeling really slow and down during daytime.

*didn't actually make dreams more vivid

Fuckin crazy dreams nigga

>>27480670
It worsens depression. If you're willing to take the risk, it works great with no other side effects if you take the right amount.

this bitch is crazy

stay far away

thank me later OP

OP, take an IQ test then reeeeeeevaluate your life.

>>27480633
See her again, maybe crack a joke about the whole thing. If she gets flustered or starts laughing about it that's a good sign. Ask her if she's busy on the weekend, get a way to contact them take it from there. Most importantly: be confident, or act natural. You talked to her already without fail it seems, so you can do it again a bit more assertive. Godspeed.

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tfw no strongfat gf to princess carry me around

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>>27480597
Ta Allah....

How do I get to Marseille?

>>27480597
I do though. I want a muscle girl or a chubby/strongfat tall girl pls.

>>27480487
Hell there, beautiful ;) That would be me.

Drop skype, baby.

reading is better desu
Animation techniques these days kinda dull the original artstyle of manga adaptations.

>>27480905
I agree with you most of the time, but it depends on the studio, the team and the original source.

Manga is cozier than anime, though.

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I should finish up my latest play-through of New Vegas by Thursday.
Moving on to Shovel Knight afterwards and might finish watching Genshiken.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfbdxS9o4j0

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjgm3xHr96Q