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ITT:Post pictures of people sleeping.
I'll dump what little i have.
I got this one a few days ago
Same girl,got a bunch of pics of her
Pretty sure this one is that popular girl,forgot her name
Imagine being here with her right now
She could be in love with you and confessing herself right by this balcony to you before swim practice
You kiss and hold her by her waste while looking down on campus together
No more being alone
>>26205162
She looks asian.
I don't speak any of those languages, so being with her is impossible.
Also, who is she, a porn star, actress, seiyu of an anime character, a model? Why is she so relevant that you chose her for this thread, OP?
>>26205162
Imagine if you weren't this autistic. You'd be able to actually get a girl.
I'd rather be with her
>be black
>only hit on 4/10 asian girls in the past
>recently decided that if I don't want to die alone I'll be forced to compromise and go for liberal socially maladjusted white girls
How far are you willing to lower your standards so you won't be lonely, robots?
I'd rather be lonely than lower my standards.
id rather die a virgin that get with a hambeast i guess
but im not sure how ugly ill stoop to if it gets to that
probably better to become a wizard
>>26205158
Id date the first girl that approaches me desu senpai
HIGH ESTROGEN THREAD
Come here fellow high est fembots,
post some /high est/ cocks
>>26353574
finally a thread for high est alpha bitches
fuck you low est betas
Finally some realtalk up in this
Do girls really like this?
Brothers. Awaken.
Please get rid of that hideous "U".
Classical Latin didn't use U's. It used V's instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
>not Meme Ad Infinitude
i feel like crying
>feel like crying but tears won't come
Crying is normal and healthy. Cry.
>>26204837
so do i
plz hold me anons
>Tfw Pepe has now reached the shit cesspool Twitch chat as a filthy emote that autists and normies spam without a second thought and I have nothing left that's mine.
How do you cope ??
Fap, drink, shit my pants.
We'll always have wojak and his variants.
>>26204804
>How do you cope ??
Make more
>explained to a lecturer my views on modern feminism and women
>mentioned that it was a horrific movement where bullying and harassment is accepted
>mentioned that feminists cant get in trouble for shit because theyre untouchable
>turns out shes a feminist
how fucked am i /r9k?
>>26204791
Maybe not very, if you explained yourself eloquently enough, specified "modern" feminism and didn't include any insults or slurs. Since you were talking to a woman I'll assume you didn't.
She may disagree with you but you'll be fine.
What did she say in response?
>>26204818
no i diddnt go on about it in a nasty way,. the only thing i said remotely vitriolic was that it had become an evil m ovement and disregarded real womens issues, using the examples of Kurdish feminists, middle eastern laws etc and asked why arent western feminists helping them instead theyre trying to get men belittled and hurt because they disagree with them.
>>26204881
Then don't worry about it buddy. Just be prepared to reasonably defend your stance, but also kiss a little bit of butt in the worst case scenario.
What does she lecture?
>Anon bro, tell us about all the girls you hooked up with.
More than you faggots. Now get out of my house. My anus is still tingling.
>>26351451
GET OUT MY HOUSE YOU MAGGOTS
WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU IT WAS OK TO COME TO MY HOUSE
POINT OUT THAT TWINKLE TOE BASTARD OR ELSE ILL PT YOUR SORRY ASSES TILL YOU FUCKING DIE!
>>26351451
Who are you and what are you doing in my house? You have ten seconds to explain before I go self-defense on your asses.
Holy shit, I finally found an actual attractive asian woman. Seriously, she's on par with white women in terms of beauty, look at that face. How come guys into asian women don't like beautiful ones like this, and always prefer short flat faced girls with chipmunk cheeks?
wow, she's actually gorgeous
>>26204794
I know, right? How the fuck are guys seriously preferring fat face korean popstars over this?
Finally!!! I dont get why almost all asians are so ugly. It's like they fell on their face too many times and it stayed like that. But this is quite a find. Probs mixed tho...
ITT: tell your autistic coding/programming stories.
>just got my programming diploma
>sick of seeing code so get a job as cashier
>have to work a long shift
>brain tired and can't concentrate anymore
>keep asking people if they want their receipt
>people give me strange looks and ask me what I mean
>get mad because they are idiots and repeat: "DO. YOU. WANT. YOUR. RECEIPT?"
>"N-no that's fine... uh I'll just go now"
>coworker is laughing his ass off
>think he set those people up to piss me off
>turns out I was asking if people wanted their source code instead of receipt
>"DO. YOU. WANT. YOUR. SOURCE. CODE?"
>mfw
>>26204620
>>just got my programming diploma
>>sick of seeing code so get a job as cashier
Why? Why not just get a job in IT then and still make double what you are now.
>>26204665
I literally just want to shut off my brain. Sometimes I program at home for fun, but if I have to spend 8 hours a day looking at source code or even fixing networks, I'll blow my fucking brains out.
>>26204620
>compile awful code with bad use of pointers
>crash
>on next compile there's an error not in my project but in a windows header file I include in the project
>that actual file on my HDD is now fucked up with ascii smiley face pointer gibberish in the middle of it
>have to search for a working copy on the internet and replace it so I can compile again
/r9k/
My grandfather played a pivotal role and co-invented the synchronous belt (timing belt) and worked with Ford Motor Company's Luxury Departments. He also hoarded gold and amassed an incredible fortune, which went to my father. My father was just diagnosed with mid-stage Respiratory-Renal Syndrome and apparently won't make it out of the hospital. I am the sole heir to his estates, and inheritance, even though he practically wouldn't give me a fucking dime for the past decade.
My whole life, 25 years, I've rotted away and done nothing useful with my life. I'm a major oldfag here and I love my /b/ros and /v/ops. So I've decided to do something insane. Once I assume his fortune, I'll assume his lawyer and friend, who will basically suck my dick to get a hold on the money. I plan to sell all his stocks, and estates, and purchase a remote-ish Island through Dos Palmas Island Resort and Spas, arrangements have already been made to meet with them about it in late June. The island is at 10.915263, 134.180388. I've seen the island and it the size of Bikini Atoll. I will create a home there, in international pseudo-Filipino waters and from there, anyone is welcome. Anyone, child molesters, kings, even a murderer who wants to kill me. I will pay for as many people who share this vision with me to come and live with me on this island that I plan to outfit like a sovereign nation. Sounds like a Fairy tale, but so did Wikipedia, and so did creating Israel's Independence. If you're brave enough to leave it all behind, then come with me r9k.
tl;dr I want to create Libertaila and I want YOU
>tl;dr I want to create Libertaila and I want YOU
there you lazy cucks
Proof? How do we know this isn't just a NEET fantasy post?
>>26350662
I will answer in any way you guys want. Whatever it takes to confirm, I honestly didn't know how to prove it so I figured my bots could tell me.
>people acting like anime isn't a normalfag activity
>>26204509
Entry level anime is
>people acting like browsing /r9k/ isn't a normalfag activity
>>26204711
>Yoshii
I loved that character at the start, too bad he went bonkers.
I've been throwing my resume at every job alert in my area I could find and didn't get a single call back. how do you do it anon?
>>26204472
Be a minority willing to work twice as hard as fat whitey for half the pay
i went to some kind of convention where employers presented their companies and recruited new interns/offered jobs
took me 1 hour to get an internship - jobcenter pays for everything for the next 3 years
it's pretty comfy desu
>>26204472
I was 18 and was about to graduate highschool and i did my online application to petsmart and had my interview the day before graduation. It was a group interview and i struggled to keep my cool and spoke my best with a smile. I stayed back to buy stuff and saw the manager pass by and asked him what his name was because I had forgotten. He told me and asked me to meet him in the office after I paid. Employee looked at me and said "i think that means welcome"
I got emotional tbqh
>be almost 20 years old
>be listening to edgy fag songs
Anyone here enjoying edginess unironically and feeling bad about it? It's embarrassing, to be honest, senpai.
Post edgy things you enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBRAnuT48qo
Song related, what I'm listening to right now. It feels bad I relate to these lyrics so much.
No one here has edgy feels to share?
>>26204412
bump fuckabloxahexafuckblox
>>26204412
c-o-n-v-e-r-g-e
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