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The thought that I may be not ugly and that I could actually make it with certain girls I like, but that I won't because I don't have confidence and have a major lack of self-esteem is killing me.
I know looks are important, but I still think that if you're borderline autistic or aspergers, or have major social anxiety, you're never going to make it. It's such a major turn-off for women when you don't have the balls to fucking approach them.
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I know that feel all too well. Shit never goes past that first date with girls cause I'm too much of a loser.

Maybe I'd have more confidence if I thought I wasn't ugly. On the one hand if girls are agreeing to go out with me then I must be sort-of attractive, but at the same time I still only see an ugly fat shit when I look in the mirror.
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Awkwardness and fagginess will dry women up faster than anything else OP. Social skills are a must.
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Read a book on body language. It helps a lot. Thought follows language, and if you practice making confident gestures and stances, your mind will follow.

But I'm fucking hideous neck-down so I'll never get anywhere.

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Every single lesbian says they like girls but still have sex with men because a penis is like a dildo, and its just sex and not love so they are still a lesbian, why do they always say and do this? It makes no sense.
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I'm straight but sometimes there's nothing I want more than a woman's cock in my mouth
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there's no such thing as straight or gay when it comes to women. all women are bisexual on a spectrum. I, too, know a lot of lesbians who fuck dudes; one of my close lesbian friends married a dude. I don't know. Shit's weird.
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>>26213706
Why do they still think they are lesbians though, I cant even get girls who fuck guys to say they are straight they honestly say they are not attracted to guys, they just see dicks like dildos and will fuck guys.

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if women is virgin does that mean sealed?
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>>26213315
what the fuck are you talking about nigger
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>>26213337
if women is virgin does mean sealed?
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>>26213354
what the fuck you talking about nigger?

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Autistic or not, what habits have you picked up from your time here at r9k/4chan in general?

Apart from the one everyone is going to say (I say nigger a lot more), I tell people I get into disputes with online to kill themselves more often.
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>>26213259
I'll make a horizontal peace sign with my left hand and say "implying"
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It is perhaps most accurate to say I'm a semi-living meme.
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>>26213259
>saving pictures of anime grills with different expressions
>saying "reeeee" to myself in low volume when someone mentions something about having a gf
>talk as if I was greentexting sometimes

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Brown edition.
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>>26213245
> tfw no feisty brown loli wife
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>>26213245
those feet are vile
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>>26213340

>looking at the feet
>missing the abdomen

Help! I think I'm becoming attracted to nerdy boys... and I'm a guy!
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Embrace it, dominating a cute guy sure feels good.
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>>26212879
What if I want them to dominate me?
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>>26213166
Where are you? I look a lot like the OP pic (small frame, half frame glasses, and I wear tight clothes, longish hair) and I'll dominate you. I'd love to force you to do things.

Paid $80 for for a 15 minute show with a camwhore, just so I could hear her say she loved me and shit.

She was fat and was a worse fucking actress than Sophia Coppola and her orgasms and words were not convincing at all.

Sucks when the only way you'd hear the words "I love you" from anybody was when you paid them
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>>26212644

If you give me $100/week I'll tell you I love you every night over skype.
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>>26212681

Wow! OP sure is getting a better deal there.
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>>26212699

$80 for 15 minutes with a shitty actress

$100 once a week for a nightly bonding experience with someone who has a genuinely kind heart and could really use the cash

>mutually beneficial relationship vs unfulfilling camwhore buyer's remorse

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Hey robots, how is everyone doing today? I know most of you are probably feeling down because why else would you be on r9k but I hope you feel better and find happiness.
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Levels of hmmm
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I've lost all contact with friends.I went on a raging rampage and blocked all my "friends" .Now,I just go to UNI, attend class,come back and watch anime.
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>>26212728
Lmao that's not me, I stole this

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>it's my birthday
>mom and dad act like they don't remember because i told them to ignore it
>play mgsv
>mfw birthday celebration cutscene starts
>mfw my only friends are ocelot, kaz, and some random soldiers

What should i write on my suicide note?
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>>26212568
Nothing

who is going to read it anyways
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>>26212585
mom and dad, of course.
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Don't make one, find people on the Internet to play vidya with. Trust me you'll feel better in no time

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Hey, Anon-senpai. So......I heard you like asian girls....
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>>26212567
they're borinNNNNNNG af senpai
Asian males on the other hand...
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>>26212588
That's more Hispanic than Asian
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>>26212588
that black girl looks a little rapey. That's pretty hot.

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I'm utterly destroyed. My long-distance gf left me and it didn't even register until just now. The only thing I can think to do is an hero or find a way to get revenge.

Can my fellow robots give me ideas for how to execute either plan?
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My e-bf cheated on me. Moving on is the best thing you can do. Just listen to sad music and let time heal your wounds.
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>>26212499
I guess I should explain how this all happened? I don't give a shit.

>Be me
>Go to college with high school sweetheart
>Have to leave college because crippling depression and processing disorder
>Go live with my parents in their new home in Florida, the penis of America
>Get worse because I don't have any sort of social circle here
>Gf and I text/talk everyday, but that just makes us miss each other more
>She suggests we take a break from texting everyday, only talk on the phone once a week
>I agree
>Three weeks later (Tonight)
>Haven't heard from her at all
>Try to reach out
>Get shut down
>Make thread
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>>26212550
Thanks, anon. What sad music do you recommend?

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Why is it accepted that most of someone's daytime hours are taken by work? Isn't this the bull that outcucks all other forms of cuckoldry?
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>>26212391
Just do a job that you love and you'll never work a day in your life :)

learn to love flipping burgers senpai
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Because the alternative is dying alone in poorly constructed mud huts
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Think of the primordial level of life. Without the modern world, you would spend ALL of your daytime hours working hunting for food and seeking shelter.

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Are we still down for the Appalachian trail? A couple of us are doing the 2200 mile hike, right?
There was a thread about this a couple of weeks ago.
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>>26212235
Isn't that the same distance as walking from New York to miami
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>>26212235
should do the American Discovery trail to be honest original poster
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>getting kidnapped and having my pucci violated

No thank you

Guess

original
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>>26212184
The fat one in blue on the left.
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red all the way in the back
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starting at bottom five to the right and two up, kid in the black sweatshirt

My brother said I have no empathy. How do you work on that? How can I stop thinking about myself?
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Practice. Start showing compassion. Doing good deeds. Practice long/hard enough and it will become second nature to you. Crawl before you walk, walk before you run. Small acts of kindness will form the ripple that changes a tide.
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>>26212172
Thank you familamidingdong
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>>26212172
Eh, I'm not gonna practice something that comes naturally to others.

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