would you? keep in mind he's going to start crying halfway through. he's a sensitive boy.
>>26212086
No doubt his tears would taste delicious.
>>26212086
>tfw no cute, monogamous bf who is ok with the slow passage of time rendering all sexual interaction dull.
>tfw no bf who will stay with you once your neotenous features fade into nothing
Sounds like the time I fooled around with an underage boy.
lets post a melancholic dark lone sad music with a pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVhqbJy7Bds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgp9kLT43tk&index=133&list=LLoGYFVgoETxvKDNK_Wd4F6Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9Ty3YnWN80
pic made by me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMCrXYz4HDE
>I only have one organ left in this ol' bag of bones, it is failing me
>I try to tell people that I'm dying, only they don't believe me
>they say we're all dying, that we're all dying
>but if -- if you are dying, why aren't you scared?
>why aren't you scared like I'm scared?
>>26212068
http://youtu.be/fKZRcIGnaqE
>The Downward Spiral
>The Bottom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M78wg0MsY8
I've been listening to this track for a week now
>a year goes by and nothing has changed
is it my fault?
>feel the exact opposite of this
>think I can intuitively guess the entirety of people's lives
>suddenly overwhelmed by the fully-fleshed existence of everyone around me
>they will fuck and cry, fight miserably, strive, create new people, catch diseases, and die
>all of their stories epic in sheer volume of information
>none to ever fully be revealed to anyone but themselves aloneComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>26211887
>>26212014
feel both of these things on different days
feel the fullness of human experience
feel the emptiness of all being
feels good man
>>26212014
>see redshirt in a TV show/film
>feel bad about how that person's entire life has led up to them dying for nothing in that scene
Have you guys heard of these steps before?
>https://youtu.be/Kehcb-zZUs8
Wow, never thought about it like that
Played this bu*lshit game with the bros on PS for like a total of 20 hours in the fall. I'm about to get it on Steam and start climbing up the ranks for real.
Any tips? I already know that Gibbs is fat and Kronovi is gay.
>500hrs played
>cant even reach solo 2
What am I doing with my life
>tfw go to hairdresser to get a haircut
>waited 6 months to grow out my hair
>tell her what I want, buzz the back and sides and just cut half an inch around the top
>she fucking tapers the step before I can tell her that I said not to taper it
Why do women fuck up everything they do? Even traditionally female occupations like waitressing and hairdressing, they're completely subpar. Women really do belong on breeding plantations and in brothels....
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And forgot to add: Anyone else have bad haircut stories?
why didn't you just show pic related so you didn't get your shit fucked up?
>letting a woman cut your hair
Do white people really do this?
What is your scariest experience with fire?
2 Months ago my brother was eating off a paper plate in his back yard by a little fire pit thing, and he had a screen over his back yard, he threw the plate in the fire and we slowly watched it drift up to the screen and it started to catch, luckily he was able to grab a hose and put it out.
>>26211867
Okay that would have been horrifying
>>26211695
Last Year
>went to a basic safety training course to pad my resume
>part of it was firefighting
>instructors start a fire in a shipping container
>team of four goes in for ~60 sec to experience the blaze
>We suit up with full firefighter gear including oxygen tank and mask
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>so fucking lonely
>kill every thread I post in
>this thread will get a few forced pity posts and then die out, if it gets any posts at all
>>26211588
Have a pity post anon
I don't know what do you want to discuss but hello.
Do you like anime?
FAAGGGGOOOTTTT!
and have friends that you dont know irl that you talk to everyday
>>26211553
I have 1 online friend I talk to every other day. it's my only social interaction.
Yes, go outside and stop being a robot
>>26211553
Indeed I do. Naravil you better be browsing this shit.
>my friend sets me up with a qt because he likes her friend
>been flirting with the qt for the past week
>she asks to hangout along with my friend and hers
>agree
>hanging out at my friends place
>she is making all kinds of sexually innuendos, basicly telling me how she likes to fuck
>thepromisedland.gif
>starts laying on me...
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>>26211284
Also I haven't had any type of relationship in years so please help make sense of this.
>>26211284
I know that feel.
Roasties are basically not human. Their entire directive is the Find Chad protocol. You managed to get that far with her because her programming malfunctioned. However, her system rebooted just in time for her to realise that your password is invalid.
>>26211357
so did she just join your friend and fuck him too?
Have you ever asked a complete stranger if you could kiss them?
>>26211250
No. I've thought about going up to a random qt and asking her if I can have my first ever kiss with her. Maybe I'll get a pity kiss, who knows.
>>26211786
i doubt it
originalboiz
>>26211786
I'll save you the pain now. She WILL laugh at you and then tell all her friends.
Who /trilby/
I've never understood why people see the so called "neckbeards" and other well dressing individuals as autists. It's literally the perfect look if you know how to do it.
>trilby with pins
>vidya shirt
>black leather trenchcoat
>cargo shorts
>fingerless gloves
>socks with velcro sandals
>wristbands
>wallet...
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>>26211192
But I do not believe you anon, this is bait by a normie and I'm the catch of the day
>>26211240
I am not joking, if I were joking I would have some shitty trip or something
Hats are only okay if you look like pic related and/or are at least getting grey at your temples already
>tfw no James Stewart bf
How do i die in my sleep peacefully without my brain and survival instincts trying to suspect I'm trying to kill myself?
>benzos
>alcohol
>opiates
Pick two and take way too much.
>>26211177
Sleep with a plastic bag on your head
>>26211211
But my brain will easily suspect i'm trying to kill myself and will just give me a bad tummy ache, migraine, vomitting and a painful ride to ER
I have a project where I am making a voicemail for a historical or famous person. Who should I choose?
I was thinking Karl Marx. Sadly I don't think Hitler will be accepted.
>>26210709
Someone who's mute. It'll save you the work
>>26210709
>Hi Karl, just wanted to say you were right about everything. Everything you said about capitalism is true.
If you're under 18, just do Hitler (politely), and make some waves. We need to get people thinking about the holocaust and white nationalism in general.
If you're over 18, do whatever I don't care and it doesn't matter. But you don't want to risk your livelihood.
What does arr9k think of my gf?
Giffy blox
whoa, she's like an uglier version of cocochan.
>>26210631
good enough for procreation
>>26210631
yeezy season
Did you ever get to see Europe before it turned into Lebanon?
Who puts bait for /pol/ on /r9k/ all the time?
>>26210567
Lebanon ain't that bad for a middle eastern country. Try Afghanistan or Yemen.
moar plspls?