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Question for fembots; are you self conscious when giving blowjobs?
Do most girls realize they look really stupid/retarded when sucking cock?
>>24717934
>Do most girls realize they look really stupid/retarded when sucking cock?
Most women are so delusional they probably think they look great.
Hell, I bet even this girl thinks she's sexy.
>>24717934
>Do most girls realize they look really stupid/retarded when sucking cock?
Am I the only one finding BJ arousing because of it?
>implying a guy has ever let me give him head
>Be straight male
>See how girls can sell use panties online for money
>Get jealous
>Find a group of gay dudes online who have straight guy sock fetishes (this actually exists)
>charge them $5-10 plus shipping (it was mostly in state however) to have my socks
>They'd request I'd wear them, exercise them, jerk off into them, etc
>Made close to $100 over three weeks
Why aren't you doing this robots? Go look in your laundry hampers, that's a gold mine right there of sweaty socks
What site would you find these gay guys to sell socks to?
Why don't you just pretend you did
I made $100 by being at work for 4 hours, and didn't have to do gay shit for it. You suck.
Born Dec 7 1985
Died Dec 3 2015
i won't be a wizard after all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFyIIOOPlz0
RIP in pieces of pizza, peer
I would wait 4 more days if I was you
>>24717853
hold on faggot civil war isn't out yet
>"when are we going to get grandkids anon?"
>"you arn't..."
>....
fuck you grandma
-Gasp-
That's your grandmother you're talking about!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IoeUkkFhUU
>when are you going to make me a great grandpa?
>HAHAHAHAHAHA
Why don't women want a 4/10 hikki NEET?
Guys this is a really pressing issue, someone tell me why
HOW THE FUCK SHOULD WE KNOW SOMEONE TELL ME
>>24717701
because ur not a 5/10
>be me
>walk into the building where my college classroom is
>girl and guy classmates next to class
>I pass by to go to the bathroom with headphones on
>hear the guy say "There's the guy that likes you"
>she giggles
>pretend I didn't hear
I never talked to her and I'm like at the opposite side of the class. This shit always happens to me where a girl thinks I liker her and her army of white knights start teasing.
>>24717648
Probably because they think not paying attention to them means you like them
Fucking normies finding dumbass ways to get more attention
>walk into my building where my college classroom is
>classmates go from audible to whispering
Should have told her she was disgusting and you don't like her.
>all asian girls I've met were very open about dating white guys
>the one I really like said says she won't date white guys because she wants asian babies
What can I do to change her?
That could have been an excuse to not date you
>>24717610
>the one I really like said says she won't date white guys because she wants asian babies
me - smugasfuk
Sulu.png
>>24717634
>tfw no Star Trek spin-off featuring an ancient firearms collecting, fencing, botany loving Sulu and his adventures
WHY? I can't believe they gave more attention to that ENEMY-WESSELS Chekhov than Sulu. Sulu deserves more.
who here actually sucked a dick before and identifies as straight?
>inb4 but its gay
did you suck it in secret? did anyone find out?
how'd you do it?
When I was young and a little more flexible I sucked my own dick.
>>24717607
Why admit to sucking a dick and not admit to yourself that you're gay?
>>24717638
how was it anon?
if you have nothing to lose why not just devote your life to god?
>I said god, not religion
Why are you so scared of being criticized, that you felt the need to renege religion pre-emptively? This is a tactic many proselytizers use.
I'm religious myself, and don't give a shit what people think.
Stop being such a fucking weasel.
There is no God tbqh family
>>24717591
>don't give a shit what people think.
What about the entity that's monitoring your every thought 24/7? Do you care what he thinks? You'd better, or you'll burn for your thought crimes.
>tfw that kid's parents are cooler than yours
my parents are chads, its the worst
>>24717517
I was "that kid" tbqh
>Tfw this is probably the reason why I'm such a failure now
At least my childhood was perfect but life is shit since I'm 14
Everyone parents seemed cooler than "mine"(I got raised by single mom)
Thinking back my mom let me do almost everything I wanted and got me everything I wanted(when it was in the budged) and I never got hit or any real punishment, still I am a failure(or because of that, I dont know)
Why isn't Pepe white?because he is green from envy
Caroline!Wacha
bumping my AWEsome thread
>>24717247
Cause he's a frog.
Sage.
How do I lose 20kg before summer?
that's 3.3 kg per month
is it possible?
>USING KG
>NOT BEING AMERICAN
FUCKING KILL URSELV.
>>24717190
>How do I lose 20kg before summer?
>that's 3.3 kg per month
>is it possible?
not unless you go full anorexia fatass.
>>24717214
Wait, are you seriously implying americans are superior to europeans? lol
>right now a bunch of you are stuffing your face full of fat greasy shit like chicken tendies, philly cheesesteaks, french fries, big macs, and other garbage
>complain about being fat/skinny and weak as shit and having underdeveloped jaws
If you ate MAN food and not that garbage, your body would be strong, healthy, and aesthetically pleasing. Pic related, it's what I'm eating right now, raw. Cooking meat ruins the proteins in it, and the blood. You should consume the raw flesh and blood of animals so you gain their essence which your body converts to strength.
>b-b-but it's raw, you can get sick! My mummy said so!
Your mummy also told you being a nice guy and a gentleman would get you a gf, you still wanna listen to her stupid ass?
>>24717093
people have been frying food for a long time
those foods you mentioned aren't really new
most meat you buy has the blood drained anyway
go back to your paleo diet website
>>24717132
I buy organic farm bred beef with the blood still fully intact.
Go ahead, rationalize it away, have your mummy make more tendies and fatten your ass up. I'll be eating the way a true predator eats, and making the world my fucking whore.
post your body op
I will be spending christmas alone, my parents went abroad for work and I've got no other family here. Any ideas on what to do so I'm occupied I don't think about killing myself? I'm so alone
>>24717069
You could help out at a homeless shelter or something. If you make it through without them thinking you're one of the bums, you could listen to their sob stories all night and not feel so bad about dying alone.
When your not jerking off you could smoke weed or drink. I like to find really long group lets plays on youtube and pretend that I am also a part of the commentary
Holidays are hard, yes.
Nightwalk thread
Why do you do it, what have you encountered while out?
I always go out down by the lake from 11 until whenever I'm tired enough to go back home.
Seeing snow fall in the street lights with no one around is very calming.
nightwalking with a friend is nice
haven't done that in years
>>24717204
Why don't you solo walk anon?
I do a lot of field recording and photography for music and art projects at night
Always got hassled by the cops because I look suspicious as fuck walking around with a recorder and camera at 3am. Probably think I'm a peeping tom or something.
Talked to a friend who is a lawyer specializing in public spaces, freedom of expression, and demonstrations. He gave me a bunch of photocopies of Sec. 2 of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms, which pertains to freedom of expression, and gave me the idea to make photocopies of my government arts grant approvals. He advised me to politely refuse to answer any questions about what I'm doing and just give them this little booklet with my grant forms and Charter pages.
Cops now know me on a first-name basis and avoid me like the plague because I'm such an annoying pain in the ass but they still have to come talk to me periodically if some old lady sees me out in front of her apartment building and calls 911 because as suspicious black youth is prowling around.
