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I was born in 1995, did anyone else have a...thing for these characters in our childhoods?
Pretty much everyone has had a crush on at least one cartoon character.
Not abnormal.
>>24719353
Fuck off you underage redditor
>>24719353
Pretty much the entire female characters of Teen Titans to be honest.
Starfire was the main one tho.
why do girls fake orgasms to us betafags or in general. can you boys relate? maybe girls are just lizard people made by the jews to conquer the world. only trust traps, they're the only real people.
everyone is fucking beta in some way your fucking morons the only real alpha males are men in their mid to late 40's-60's
uh are you stupid? traps have ever higher standards than women do.
we are screwed regardless
>>24719304
>why do girls fake orgasms to us betafags or in general.
because they're good people and make the guy feel appreciated like he's doing a good job
>can you boys relate?
not really
>maybe girls are just lizard people made by the jews to conquer the world.
it's more complex than that
>only trust traps, they're the only real people.
def:real people
>makes videos pretending to care about women
>gets to go home and crush Anita's sweet Armenian pussy
Is anyone a little bit jealous?
>Anita
>hot
No. No I'm not.
>>24719239
I like to imagine that Anita is actually a dirty fucking cum slut when she is at home.
She does her facade to cover the fact that she wants to be fucked by all male gamers and swallow their cum all at the same time.
Can't say that I am. I don't find Anita attractive, I found her ugly before I even knew why she was famous.
Hey I just got out of jail for my first felony!
Ask a felon anything!
Did you get assraped by Tyrone and Jesus? Did you see any?
How was the assrape
>>24719225
what was the charge?
Am I loser because I never got a girlfriend, or did I never get a girlfriend because I am a loser?
the former
you missed a significant developmental milestone
>>24719228
Well fuck
I didn't ask for this.
can someone explain the tall legs character not the first time I've seen it
a mutation of spurdo meme? anything more to it?
Who else /highasfuck/ here?
Pic related, me high as fuck
who dry here?
>tfw empty hitting my bowl to burn the resin
>tfw tastes like shit and gives me a coughing fit
>>24719172
that'll kill your lungs m8, just scrape the resin on the inside...
op you're a qt. why the fuck do you post here?
Post pictures that make you go hmmmmmmmmmOriginal thread
hiuhjkjlvickgh
sometimes playstation
>>24719105
Even if that pic's fake, the thought of SJWs screaming about how men have no right to complain about trench warfare when "POC face this kind of violent every day" has already rustled my jimmies.
Why do I care so much what internet feminists say.
Hi guys.
I want to die.
I really want to die. Only thing that is stopping me is the knowledge that my friends and family would be completely devastated if I killed myself.
How should I proceed?
Should I just do it and be done with all? Help me out here.
>bluh bluh i want 2 die qq
>has friends
literally what the fuck are you moping about
Well, if you have friends and a decent family, at least that's something to live for.
Maybe you don't want to die. Maybe you just don't want to be in pain anymore. Death isn't the only way out.
Do it,Even How we Persuade you,you won't do it anyway.
>2003-2015
>Only 1 known 4channer did suicide
>Dakota Moore
Honest ive seen people shit on it around here and I dont know why. What's the deal?
>>24719024
HAHA weed is hella cool bro. It cures cancer and aids hahahha. It helps my anxiety, speaking of anxiety, do you want me to load up a bowl of this kush dank ass crystalized weed bro? hahaha we're gonna get so high!
>>24719024
>he thinks shitposting is a real sport
DUDE Bong LMAO
We are Quentin's Diamond Dogs.
>be me, baker
>love making Christmas cookies but have no friends to give them out to
>I portion them out into individually wrapped parcels and then freeze them to gradually eat by myself
This year I'm going to take some of the packages and leave them by sleeping homeless people. Is that creepy?
>>24719011
Send them to me familia
>>24719011
no, that sound pretty nice, in fact
>>24719011
No that's kickass. Well done anon.
>Born in the late 1990s
>fat, lazy, waste of space
>no future
>doesn't know the meaning of hard work
>will never contribute anything to society
Who here on /r9k/ hate themselves?
>>24718943
this is the board for self loathing and hating ones self, welcome brother!
>>24718943
Recognised myself in your post there, OP, sounds a lot like myself.
Am trying to learn some programming now though, might actually be somewhat useful one day.
what the hell are we supposed to do in this position
How come normies pretend to hate McDonald's? It's delicious and places like Cheesecake Factory have x2000 more calories
McDonalds is gross senpai
>>24718922
I literally feel like shit 30 minutes after eating a quarter pounder
>>24718922
I don't like the burgers and shit, but i love the breakfast
who /bigbreakfastwithhotcakes/ here?
Exactly how much of normalfags fuck around like this? Or is it just Whores and Chads? Are robots the 1% or not?
>>24718899
These people are all juist shallow douchebags. Yes your typical stacies and chads. This isnt accurate to how most people are.
lol at the normie trying to look like Stitches
>>24718899
There's so much variance, even among normalfags.
Some people own what they are, others keep it on the DL.
Others get as much action as a robot would.
>never had a gf in my 26 year life
>virgin
>can't even have a conversation with a girl
>get on the internet and give out advice on dating and women
>people thank me and probably think I'm a huge Chad when I'm actually an omega
>>24718789
theres only one omega and thats the guy who got friendzoned by a hooker, dont show off anon
>>24718789
FIENDISH
original comment desu senpai
>complain about being lonely
>acquaintances try to contact me so we can hang out
>ignore them because it requires a lot more effort and energy than I'm willing to put out to make friends
http://www.ratemylife.net/
Share your results, robots.
>>24718725
I'm in the Air Force but I don't really like it.
>hurr do you have sex
>hurr how much sex do you hav?
>OMG YOU DIDNT HAVE SEX YET YOUR LIF IS BAD
shit quiz tbqh.
To think that I tried to exxaggerate a little.
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