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Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Ted Cruz 2016 campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
>Pulls out vodka bottle
>Pours vodka on laptop
>Drinks the last part of it
>Starts to roll bottle on floor
>Her stop arrives and its the same as mine
>She's a new hire at my company
>I work at an airline
>We start talking later
>She's very sweet yet mousey and quiet
What do I do /r9k/? She's obviously insane with the train episode but I don't know, I like her. I don't have a number or anything. When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while. I haven't been able to sleep because I'm thinking about her. I'm tired. I won't see her until Tuesday at work. I have no pictures yet.
provide more information OP
>>29094217
Describe her physically. Also at what point during your episode did you start talking to her? And have you asked wtf was going on in her mind during the laptop incident?
>>29094217
Is this pasta actually still working or are those >>29094253 >>29094263 metabait?
There are grandmothers out there who were born in the 1980s
>>29094200
>tfw my ancestors were born in 2017
>>29094200
I kek'd even though this is a stale meme. Thanks OP.
>due to the average lifespan of a domesticated cat, cats born before 2000 are starting to rapidly die off
So what made you cry this week, /r9k/?
I cried only once these past few months, because I thought I was sick
>tfw becoming numb
>>29094044
She won't text me back
Bitch just playing with me at this point.
This one song I listened to had me bawling
Music is the only thing that makes me feel anymore tbqh
>sat on bus
>think to myself "I'm going to remember this moment"
>15 years later, I still do
why am I a retard
>>29094036
You don't though. Over the years, every detail that has not been externally confirmable such as the layout of the streets or the buildings has been forgotten and then replaced with false memories without you noticing, like the proverbial atoms in your body. The people in the bus, the light, the time, the temperature, the clothes, none of it in your mind has any relation to how it actually was.
>>29094054
Yes I'm aware of that. But I remember the fact that I wanted to remember a completely mundane point in my life for no reason.
>>29094054
fedora post of the year holy shit lol
Why is it not the norm or even acceptable to put your wife or husband in a chastity belt when they go out for the day or to parties? This "it's insecure/controlling, you need to have trust in your partner" bullshit just seems like an excuse for people to have the opportunity to sleep around if the mood strikes them.
>>29093991
Why don't you move to the Middle East or Afghanistan if you have such archaic views?
>>29094014
Why are they archaic if I would be willing to wear a chastity belt also and give her the key?
>>29094025
It's not a good relationship if you have zero trust in your partner. Do you really believe no one had self control?
Get trips and your parents will die within a week and you get all their money
>>29093897
Roll>>29093897
Hate my parents anyway, roll
I don't give a fuck about money, they are both aggressive, abusive, manipulative people who literally harm people around them.
>>29093996
Fuck my connection which prevented me from refreshing the first page.
>not a racist
>not a misogynist
>not overweight
>average height
>have a decent hairstyle
>maintain good hygiene
>can talk to people without becoming a nervous wreck
>not a militant atheist
>support a mainstream political party
>have a decent fashion sense
>maintain a good diet
>have some social media which I use regularly
Yet normies will still not accept me. All of you unempathetic assholes who say "lol just be normal and u will fit in XDXD" should realise how retarded you really are.
Guess it was true after all: once a robot, always a robot.
It's everyone's fault but yours of course. It's not because you are an angry sperglord or anything.
well of course it's not working op, you just need to be urself :O)
>>29093855
Good job anon, now you're a spineless, bland as fuck cuckboy. You aren't worthing talking to because you're so dull nothing gets to you. You're the most unexciting person the normies living near you have ever met.
Get a personnality, m8, even normies have something that makes them stand out. If you don't shine by your conversationnal skill you may try to stand out thanks to something else. Based on the limited amount of informations you gave us, I'd say you're boring as fuck.
anyone wanna raid a meme page ran by 15 year olds?
>>29093731
Sounds fun I guess.
Most people here like to try to act edgy and rebellious though, so you might not get too many participants.
They're aussie if that makes people want to hate on them more
>>29093731
What kind of raid are we talking about?
so i don't post in this board like at all so idk if this is is offtopic, if it is delete it, but i need to rant so here goes.
so I'm a femanon, 18, kinda in the prime of my life as far as looks go, I don't have much of a face but my body is okay. so it's kinda common for people around the age of 18 to have not completely figured out their sexuality.. but in my case I just think I'm fucking defected or something.
I like girls, I like guys... but I reeeeally like pre-op trans girls, or traps, or whatever (idk what to call them without offending them). But they're all so fucking uptight. I found one on tinder and they say "Do you not mind my body?" and I say "No, I actually have a thing for it" and they called me a creep and told me to fuck off?? Are traps like the holy grail of sex or what. They're just unattainable. I think the issue is that most of them want to be with men. It breaks my lil heart :(
Pic related is me, what am I doing wrong??
>>29093662
>So I'm a femanon
Fucking dropped.
Stick to tumblr, attention whore.
Low-quality bait.
Nobody likes pre-op transgender bodies...
>>29093681
you realise by writing that you're trying to obtain my attention
>>29093704
nah im dead serious, i thought 4chan had a thing for traps too but I guess some of you are really against it.. weird.. cognitive dissonance
>gettin hot and bothered
>beta so have to take it into my own hands
>masturbate
>cummies everywhere
>painstakingly clean the area
>"wew finally clean"
>10 minutes later
>CUMMIES EVERYWHERE AGAIN leaking out of my pee pee
How do fellow robots deal with this?
>>29093626
I just finished masturbating after trying to do NoFap. Felt so fucking good.
You need to cum harder. Edge for a bit more before making cummie. Train your cummie shootie musclie
>>29093641
I jack off all the time but I end up cleaning up twice every time. There has to be (((one neat trick doctors hate))) to combat this.
femanons, can you compete with this?
No. That's why I'm a fembot
>>29093604
Women like that wont even give you the time of day if you arent immediately offering them free drugs and a ride in an expensive car. Normal women dont even have to compete with them.
The saddest thing is that by purely glancing at the body you can tell what a horrible human being she is.
>get gf
>suddenly, /r9k/ is no longer amusing in any way whatsoever
>it's actually kind of pathetic that people actually post here
I know exactly what you mean, OP.
Came back here just to see if anything had changed. Was not surprised to see that it's the exact same shitty board it was before.
My advice for current robots: Leave this board.
>>29093574
>My advice for current robots: Leave this board.
This.
Not posting here and working on improving your life will make you much happier than repeating memes that someone else made up.
>get gf
>huh, nothing feels different
>repeat several times
>still nothing
>realize it won't fill the void everyone expects it to
>feel harder than ever before
Who else here is obsessed with timekeeping?
Every morning I shower at 7:20, the shower lasts 10 minutes and afterwards I shave but only if it's Sunday, Tuesday or Thursday. I leave the house at 7:55.
Lunch must be eaten at 13:00, dinner must be started at 18:30. When I smoke I will do it exactly 2 hours after the last one.
I like you
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>>29093493
I wish I could do it, that way I would have time for everything and would not abuse anything, but I am so weak and I always go back to my addictions
Someone just watched American Psycho. It's not cool to try and act like a weirdo.
>tfw you realise nothing is real
>>29093397
>tfw you realize that man's brain was fried by drugs and seasoned with eastern religions
>>29093397
>strawberry fields
>dude drugs lmao: the song
he just did a bunch of narcotics and thought he was deep
everyone bought into it because they too were using narcotics and were drugged out of their minds
>>29093397
>that feelio when not realio
My little brother read my fucking texts, found out I bought magic mushrooms from my guy, searched my room and fucking threw them out
I am so fucking pissed right now, I am going to kill the little fuck
>>29093387
>druggie
You should be proud. Your brother is loyal to you. He doesn't want you to be a disgusting drugshitter.
>>29093425
Came here to post this. Your brother has just literally saved you 10 IQ points.
If I ever saw 'psychedelic' mushrooms around, I would destroy them in the most harmless way possible (i.e., definitely not throw them away, else a homeless person might get hold of them accidentally).
>>29093387
based little brother, better person than you'll ever be OP
