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>tfw no piIIow gf
This is a new level of test
>>29088317
THlCC
>>29088317
too many krabby patties?
Who will be voting trump?
>>29088264
Do you actually know anyone that's pro-clinton?
I mean, I've heard a few people talk about how they hate trump so much they're probably voting for her, but almost every single person I know is all-trump, including me.
>>29088297
Older people that liked the time when bill was president, and some women because muh vagina
American democracy is a scam, it would be more productive to shoot up your local polling location than to actually vote for any candidates.
>college idiots having a drunken party next door
>yelling and making retarded noises
>trying to sleep
>they won't fucking stop and now there's lights and shit shining in the air from their backyard
>don't want to call the cops because that seems excessive
>mom gets mad at me for complaining about it and says she'll tell them to stop
>she left 20 minutes ago and hasn't come back
what the fuck do I do I'm too scared to leave the house let alone look for my missing mother
>>29088106
Obvious bait is obvious
Probably having fun at the party, maybe drinking, maybe suckin on a chad or tyrone or both.
You're a pussy for not calling the police, let alone handle it yourself.
chads are dicking down your mom while all the stacies watch and clap
sorry to break that to you.
>>29088134
>>29088142
i'm serious
how long do you have to wait before calling the cops?
So I just moved into a new apartment. My bedroom is downstairs and everyone else's is upstairs. What am I supposed to do in this situation?
Should I ask them if we should get dinner together? They aren't talking to me, do I need to try to talk to them?
Is it rude if I close my bedroom door?
Would it be weird if I just ordered pizza and ate it alone?
To clarify I don't care or not if I become friends with these people... but it would be nice to have friends eventually I guess and this is good practice social situation
Ok I am hungry so I am going to order pizza but if they want some they can have it is that ok
Make an effort to make friends with them, but if they want to just stay quiet and separate then whatever. Just because you're roomates doesn't mean you have to be close friends.
>>29088052
So right now should I go ask them if they want to get pizza or something
that might make it seem like I want them to pay for some of it idk
I can't wait till I get to a point in my life I will never have to live with someone again desu
what's the hardest video game you've ever played, r9k?
>>29088001
life, mang
>>29088001
I know some of you will make fun but the original Banjo Kazooie for N64
I played that game sooo fucking much. Back in the 90s when you couldn't look up guides online instantly, and when I was too young to understand how the game was played, I could never finish it.
I still have my original saves. 2 are at 99:99:999 time or whatever the max was.
>>29088271
damn, man
I loved banjo kazooie, but I never got to that much playtime
What year did you come here?
How old are you?
2009
25
2010
26
muted for 2
Same.
2009
25
7 fucking years of my life have gone to this site.
2006
22
>pls be orginal
Dubs in this thread will get a gf this year, it happened to me
Pls kek. Give me
>>29087916
not gonna fall for the gf meme, sorry
>>29087916
Too bad I'm gay
poor girl ;_; I feel so sorry for her
Well from a robots perspective they wouldn't understand and only feel rage from that statement but I can see where she is coming from. With that much attention she probably gets a lot of horny Chads who treat her like shit and it's hard to filter them all. Robots always get time to themselves so they'll never know how frustrating it can be.
>>29087948
Fuck off normie. REEEEEEEEE, ill throw my piss jugs at that stacy whore.
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>29087891
SHES A FUCKING BLONDE ACTRESS WHOS WORTH TONS OF MONEY AND ADORED BY MILLIONS
FUCK HER SATURDAY NIGHT TRY GOING YEARS WITHOUT EVER LEAVING YOUR HOUSE SATURDAY BECAUSE THE FEW PEOPLE YOU KNOW DONT EVER WANT TO HANG OUT
FUCK YOU ROASTIE WHORE I HOPE YOU DIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>go to craigslist
>social section
>women seeking men
>post screencaps
True robots would date anything right? Even a turbo normie 70 IQ 240 lb hambeast?
The thirst and desperation on this site is too real. Haven't been here in a while.
Post em, discuss.
>>29087830
My thing is no fatties, no tattoos, no single mothers, no unnatural hair colors, and decent hygiene. I will date any woman that fits that description.
I'm looking through now and all of these women are negroes or oversized white women with multiple kids
disgust.
>tfw CL is nothing but gays and cucks
>tfw last real woman i spoke to on CL almost got me shot
I been thinking robots. Since my school gave transgenders the right to use the bathroom of their identified gender.
I'm thinking about claiming myself as a woman to go into the girls bathroom.
Will I get arrested or will this plan work?
I forgot to mention there's a large LGBT following where I live. They do parades and more around here and constantly put up signs to support transgenders.
>>29087669
It will work. They don't want attention from the SJW and drama queen news stations.
It's PC or nothing >:D
>>29087669
As long as you shittily slather make up on you should be fine.
virgin collage 2016
post your piccie if you're a virgin only
>every time I see this pictures I get paranoid and have to look through each row to see if someone reposted an old 2012 pic of me or some shit and claimed it was them and they're a virginI can't even post anything about my life anymore because of collectors.
>>29087649
>22
>104
How... I just dont get how they would be here...
>>29087689
stop asking questions and post your shit
>tfw no kawal honoring, tubig drinking, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, salamin shattering, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>29087644
Why dont you go on interpals and get one anon?
>>29087940
I want an Americanized one with respect for her Filipina culture
Please fuck off
Please fuck off
Please fuck off
Please fuck off
Please fuck off
Can one of you fix my life for me?
sure, tell me all your problems and Ill tell you how to handle them rationally
be advised that this comes from someone who is content with being alone
someone can tell you, it doesn't mean you'll do it. I know how to fix my life, but it's too much work for me.
>>29087569
We can help you plan out a way to fix your life if you tell us the problems with your life and some goals you have.
I ran over a squirrel on the way to work today. When I got home tonight, it had practically turned to liquid.
What's bumming you out tonight?
Nothing much, just the fact that I'm alive.
>>29087534
I was an alcoholic for many years and lately I have been having gut pain pretty regularly after eating fatty foods. I'm pretty sure that it's chronic pancreatitis and I don't see a lot of hopeful possible futures on internet diagnoses.
My 5yo sister head-butted me in the balls, and I had to give her an atomic wedgie as revenge.
>be me
>be white
>be somewhat handsome
>into Asian chicks
>they are into me, because white and handsome
>have below average dick
>all they ask for as soon as the flirting goes well is "can't wait for your big dick" or "I love big white dick"
Like honestly, I wish it wasn't true, but they do want us for the dick...
They are saying that because they know it excites you
Jesus sometimes you guys are so socially retarded
Holy shit that girl is byooootiful
>>29087550
So beautiful ;_: why cant we live in a world like this?
