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Who /obese/ here?
>tfw so fat my nuts and dick hang outside the toilet when I'm shitting so if I don't have a bucket or some kind of container to catch my piss it'll go all over the floor
>tfw BMI is down below 31 now
>finally gonna not be obese soon
feels good man, you should try losing weight
I don't understand how people get really fat. All you have to do is stop eating. I've had tons of addictions but never this one. Just say no to food, or have limited amounts of it.
>tfw 5'7 138 lb manlet
what's the secret to gaining weight, OP?
>go on /r9k/
>all the white guys are smug evil monsters
>tfw white guys now bully me irl
>there is nothing I can do about it because everyone loves them
I'm scared guys. What do I do?
You've just witnessed white privilege first hand
>>29086473
are you a black girl or asian girl?
if male, don't bother answering, don't care
You can either their goofy white culture, or just hang out with people of your own race mostly. Anyone who is the outsider gets screwed over like this, regardless of race.
some girl wrote to me.
"if you just want girls for sex, they will not like you "
then i wrote this. do you guys think i wrote something good . or do you think i am just stupid and your going to bash me.
yea right, they all have sex anyway so it does not matter. i just feel like my purpose in life is the womens defense so they can go fuck someone else. they all call me creepy, werid, insecure ,scared. (when i am willing to fuck them) all my purpose is . is for them to build courage to fuck someone else. do you understand that. so really i am helping them. but i get nothing in return.
but also at the same time when they go fuck someone else they are being used or their feelings are getting hurt. that is why pretty girls learn the hardest lessons.
they chase a fantasy because they are brainwashed. girls have a weaker mind than me. but they feel superior because their only defense is deception . i might never have sex. but at least i can laugh at everyone else.
girls minds are equal to men in intelligence but the way the world is set up right now. its explains what i have said before. they are fighting for superiority for no reason everyone wants to out do everyone else for no reason. because everyone thinks they can get to the top of the pyramid .
the easiest way for a girl to have sex would be with
>>29086424
someone that fits some kind of stereotype from what they have been conditioned too. so actors get laid more than real people like me. but the deception is the people that dont have sex are losers.
anyone that goes against the system becomes antisocial and gets no sex. like me . thats the way its set up. even if you look into the music industry people that claim they are against the law like rappers and gangster rappers . they get all this sex but they are really not against the law or system. they are slaves to money . thats why they have sex with girls the rappers have money and fame because other black people support and emulate them and get more sex in return. all are false dupes.
this picture is me. no one wants me.
https://i.gyazo.com/40e2f757094eaf741c78a18664dbbf6c.jpg
Today - 9:45pm
but some rare person might think this picture is a good thing. i live in synchronicity or iching . but i dont know what i am doing wrong. or am i inheriting someone elses bad karma . maybe i did something very wrong before in my past life and i am paying for it now. or maybe i am just a new soul born into a bad world and maybe my brain doesnt work right cause i got autism from vaccines and fluoride. im not sure but i know everything has been negative for me and it still is and i wonder why i have been born into this life.
sometimes i think maybe i fucked alot of girls in a past life or somewhere else and now i have been born to have no sex at all cause that is what i do i never have sex. maybe this society is just shit i cant understand it .maybe everyone is half heterosexual and half homosexual but they wont admit it and the best actors get the girls. maybe i just feel like since i have been broken that i can never believe anyone voice because everyone voice is fake because everyone is so worried about money and other stuff like that.
why does my whole life have to revolve around i am a loser if i dont have sex with girls why can
>>29086434
i sometimes compare myself with people such elliot rodger . columbine shooters and all the other people that killed people cause they could not have sex. why do other people judge me only based on because i am never with a girl ? well basically i would say they are too stupid to understand that when a man and a women get together it forms a whole a union if you will. so no matter how weak or stupid the couple is they can feel superior to others. and know you can see what i mean about how this system is just so terrible . it drives people to kill other people because they can't get girls but i would never kill anyone. only if it was for a good cause or defense. all the famous killers in america they only killed people cause they could not have sex. but the people that did have sex or had girlfriend or were married they felt whole and superior only to perpetuate a system that is build on lies and salvery . so nothing really matters in this point in evolution . i cant really understand what will happen next i am sure i will be dead before anything good changes or happens. do you understand what i mean. no one really does. it really hurts me. i hate people. but i will never hurt anyone. see if you say you wont hurt anyone then you are tricked into thinking you are weak. dont you think something is wrong with this world. ?
Sent Just now!
like if you look up elliot rodger or any other the other people like him. he killed people hes a bad ass . but girls just called him cute. like hes just cute and thats it . because cute does not mean hes manly or whatever they want. but they men they are fucking are the real slaves and will never kill anyone in their whole lives. they just perpetuate this shitty system we live in . see people with passion . everything have been reversed .
This is the shittiest structured post I've ever seen in my life
>be hopeless loser
>find /r9k/
>think I've finally found a place I can just bee myself
>turns out everybody here is joking when they say how much of a loser they are
>can't relate to anyone here anymore
reeeeee
>>29086339
It's been taken over by normalfags OP, there wont be an other place for men to discuss the peculiarities of exclusivity for a long time.
I'm a hopeless loser too.
In fact I'm probably a bigger hopeless loser than you.
>>29086339
Good on you for finally figuring out that this board is satire
>Tfw this fat piece of shit is railing mai waifu
>>29086333
Why would your waifu be railed by some 3DPD animu girl?
That's what you get for having a 3D waifu.
>>29086333
>you'll never feel Anzu's insides
Name one thing women do that men cannot do better
Hard mode: have babies
Dante must die: be attractive
>>29086305
That's a dude? Come on nigga, tell me.
Even if he cut off his cock to fit that tiny bikini, he wouldn't have those tits and hips/ass ever.
>>29086305
fish for attention on a filipino jpeg uploading board
>>29086305
Complain
Farewell, my friends. It is time.
See ya in hell, ruboto
Hope you fail and get brain damage and are hospitalized for the rest of your life as a potato
A song for you, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e056R97svz8
Hey r9k how long has it been since you showered? I'm on day 4. I don't care anymore.help me
Longest I have ever gone in my life without showering. It may have been more than a month now. It's about time I do though, as I'm starting to itch. Turns out showering is a meme though, not something that must strictly be done all the time for health reasons.
About 90 minutes
Feels good to be clean and ready for another day of shitposting
I can't motivate myself to do it
>mfw a manlet (under 6'2) tries to talk to me
>>29086249
No one tries to talk to you
>>29086256
top jej desu
>>29086249
>tfw a roastie tries talking to me and i can almost feel the sexual tension from all 48 men who have ejaculated into her disgusting pussy
How's your online dating going?
my way towards wizardry is doing fine
>>29086228
I found the perfect cutie, the morning after our third date he got deployed into the marines though. We promised that we wouldn't get close to each other, just the first few dates going as friends... but senpai my heart hurts.
He'll be back in October, we call each other every morning and night. We're not official, but we promised we'd wait for each other and he always calls me babe.
>tfw understanding the bitching that military spouses go through
>tfw sending care packs of things he loves
>>29086228
I guarantee that thing can get a boyfriend.
>try to curb my porn addiction
>cannot stop thinking about thick, juicy cocks
what is wrong with me?
It's alright as long as it is girlcock
>>29086212
>>29086595
This is okay only when it is Pizza.
>>29086212
maybe you watched porn as an excuse to play with your cock
tell me about your favorite pizza and why its papa johns
I just got a large John's Fav. For you scrubs who dk, on that pizza the toppings are under the cheese, because John gets it
>>29086197
>2016
>ordering from a shitty corporate pizza place instead of your local family-run pizzeria
lern2pizza. Papa Johns, Dominos and the like are the Italian Mcdonald's
>>29086374
Italian pizza is the McDonald's of pizza
Why do you give a single shit about what garbage Europeans think?
>>29086374
>run down family pizzeria that has no quality control or standards
Yeah...no thanks. This is why I prefer Papa Johns, too many of these family run places literally are scrapping anything to get by and have no care of customer service or standards
Whats the most hedonistic thing you've ever done, brobots?
>>29086179
Lived life to the fullest
>>29086179
enjoyed myself
I fucked my dog once.
How do you even find a job with incredibly large resume gaps or even no experience?
Charm and/or connections, probably.
whenever there's a gap in your resume, say you went to college
aim low
Charm, and by asking questions about working procedure that prove I've been in the shit before.
how long can you keep this up robots?
Not long. If you want it to be successful get drunk maybe, put the barrel to your head and pull the trigger, just like that. Snap decision, don't waste time. It's like ripping off a band-aid sorta. You have to just do it fast, get it over with. Or were you talking about something other than this picture?
>>29086132
i just meant your current lifestyle in general
i dunno whats worse. lasting a long life of dull drudgery and suffering.. or killing yourself and leaving your family scarred
every option is shit i guess
>>29086182
Sometimes there aren't any good options. There may be people who try to convince you not to end your life even after you know there is no hope. So you have no life, and you have no death. Eventually have to choose one or the other. I decided to stop talking to people in my life, so it becomes like they don't know me anymore. Then I can unselfishly commit suicide.
