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Any other femanons get turned on by Santa?
I want him to fill my stocking, if you know what I mean
>>25229319
more like wizards sleeve bitch
yo /r9k/, I feel like you are the type of people who would know what I'm talking about here but I'm searching for this fucked up comic where Mickey Mouse is in a parallel universe where people are forced to wear cockrings. I never finished reading it years ago but it was a surreal adventure and I need closure/verification this comic actually exists.
Can anyone help a nig?
bump-a-rino
Love you all, have a wonderful evening!
Merry christmas desde Mexico, mister roboto.
May God bless all of you.
>tfw want to get shit faced
>have 0 dollars to go buy alcohol
fuck the holidays and fuck NEETlife
I feel that if I share this with you the pain will be reduced.
>be bastard of a prostitute
>as you might expect, ostracized all my life for that
>you cannot even imagine how mean some people can be
>it's actually a miracle that i survived my teenage years
>11th grade
>things have been a bit cooler now, have 3-4 classmates i occasionally talk with
>biology class
>std chapter, talking about aids
>"and while it hasn't been verified, it is quite possible that hiv can be transmitted from the mother to the fetus..."
>"...thus, use of condoms is of paramount..."
>"So Anon, does your mother use protection?" chad yells at me
>everyone laughs, i freeze
>teacher is trying to shut them up, but she is that stereotypical feeble type that cannot impose herself
>"Does your mother have AIDS Anon?" asked Stacey
>it's just like the old years again, i don't know what to do
>the class is divided between laughter and pity at the whore's son
>"Eww, he must have AIDS too, don't touch him!"
>just keeping my head low and trying not to cry throughout the rest of the class
The few buddies I managed to make distanced themselves after this incident. I should note that the rumor that I had HIV sticked around for some months. People would avoid contact with me or anything that I touched. I recall a girl that used to talk to me get a panic attack after she accidentaly touched me. Merry Christmas too /r9k/.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l2_L2ytuOXk
>this holiday season is all the more reason..
>all the more reason to DIEEEEEE!
https://youtu.be/Uwfz5mMLSDM
Hey tried to make this thread earlier what should I say to this girl, I don't really orbit her but if I could I would fuck her but I'm not really trying. Will be active in thread got distracted by other shit
. Accidentally posted this as a reply earlier
And like last time this is my dick
>>25228968
i dont know but id suck it
So last night I wrote to a friend of mine. She is not really a friend, we write deep shit and she made me not commit suicide like 1 year ago.
So we were talking all based anon shit. Then all of a sudden she get's all deep like "what is life with no gf" and etc.
I'm thinking of saying I love her and stuff and ask her out.
I've always really liked her and I think she liked me because she's always been there for me and act all cute 'n' shit.
So I just wrote a message to her with my confession and I got back
>"I really like you aswell, but there is too much things going on and I don't know what to do. I hope you understand"
I just go nope and fuck out of there.
Haven't written to her since and just wondering what you guys think about it. She's not really in a bad position right now. Atleast of what I know of, she could have someone else she likes maybe or something.
I'm a chad faggot btw asking for tips from other faggots.
just give me your thoughts I will ignore any fucking nigger shit.
"what is life with no gf"
Meant *bf
>>25228845
if you're a chad figure it out yourself you fucking failed normie.
>all the girls "in your league" on OkCupid are fucking ugly
And even then they probably get more dick than I do pussy.
It's a cruel world, row butts.
>And even then they probably get more dick than I do pussy
This rustles me to no end
>>25228826
so you weren't born with chad genetics, most people weren't
at least something female is paying any attention to you, take what you can get so you will at least not be a complete piece of shit your entire life, also remember that she is a subnormy (if not a robot) and might share some of your views on things
if you can't stop comparing her to porn stars your fap to, fap to anna song or some other chubbies from now on and jack before you go out so that you are not too frustrated
>order a motherboard for christmas
>wrong CPU socket
>can't return the MOBO
>now have to fork out $500 to get a new CPU
merry christmas guys
Why not get a different motherboard?
>>25228799
I can only find second hand ones for the series I currently have, and I swear to god I thought I had the same CPU socket as the one I ordered, which I found out I didn't, plus there's no real point in buying an outdated motherboard with this new one I've got
>celebrating christmas on the 24th
what the fuck is wrong with you mongs
>>25228732
>I celebrate Christmas on the 25rd
This is literally you.
>>25228801
>25rd
as expected from a filthy 24ther
Can we get a good women hate thread going?
>>25228646
original comment one
I see many problems in our current generations society.
Am I the problem or is it society?
Should i adjust to fit them or should i try to mold them to fit me?
got a lot of that angst, dark, edgy bullshit built up. Someone convince me i'm a soupy fag
Care to share what you believe its wrong with society nowadays?
Not saying I disagree just wanna see if we're on the same page...
>>25228628
Just ignore it. It's mostly society but partially you. Either way you can't do anything about it so you need to pretend it just doesn't exist.
>>25228628
all generations have had problems and you are the same as every other human that has ever lived
part of growing up is recognizing where you're just being a brat and where there is genuine wrongdoing that needs correction (and which of either case are actually worth the effort of trying to get those corrections implemented)
>tfw cousin is coming over with his girlfriend within the hour
>parents aren't home yet so I'll have to entertain them and talk to them for a while
I'm downing beers to try and ease myself
>>25228486
just ask them about themselves
they'll gush, and lead the conversation naturally
normies love to talk about themselves
Leave your house and go drunk exploring in the city. Fuckem.
>>25228530
I live in the sticks
I suppose I could go hide in the woods
mfw acnekuns mom tried to commit suicide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OawWzvb41s8
>>25228467
If she didn't succeed at killing herself, she didn't really try.
>>25228526
Women cant even end their lives properly.
I'm a 7/10 white male who is 6 feet tall and a 6 inch cock.
Do I have any chance with a woman like this? What's my best scenario?
>>25228426
>Do I have any chance with a woman like this?
That is entirely up to you if you have a chance with a woman like that
>>25228426
yes just be interesting
Well fellow bots I don't know if you know this feel but here it is. My Brother always sees people I know when he's out and tells me about it, sometimes they're friends, sometimes not. Anyway, it always kills me inside because I'm always stuck home taking care of our siblings while he's out. I always hear about the people I know/would like to know, never get to know them. Being lonely and awkward doesn't help either. Just 10 minutes ago he ran into a girl I know at walgreens buying a gift for our mother. How do I stop this feel mengs?
Bumping because Normies storming r9k
