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Hey if you're here what did you eat for breakfest? I must know.
>>25317550
tfw no dinner meet up with her
Not a date because I'm taken.
Toast with strawberry jam, stroopwafels and a couple of cups of coffee. Pretty good way to start my monday.
Eggs and fried onion.
Yesterday was oats.
Tomorrow probably all bran with milk.
What's Chad' s last name
>>25317529
Thundercock. I thought this was common knowledge?
Stormdick
>>25317529
Chad, ThunderCock
hahahah mute me more p ls
So why do you guys pretend like you dont enjoy the thought of being cuckolded?
>>25317490
Considering the thought literally makes me want to kill myself, I would say I'm not pretending
Why is Eva wearing a school uniform?
>>25317813
It's from some Futa comic...
Has anyone ever put their tongue In your ear in public?
>>25317326
Yes actually, it was prettyoriginal
Yes, and I don't like it.
Neither the sound or the moist feel.
No but I did make out with a chubby girl (fat if I'm being really honest) on holiday once who had an ear fetish (I have large pointy ears). This girl was insanely into ears and was gentle rubbing my ears while we were kissing. It was pretty nice actually.
Reckon I could definitely have lost my virginity to her if I wasn't absolutely hammered. In the end I had to leave her to throw up in the toilet.
How do you get girls for your new years eve party? We have a place to go with my friends but only guys. Please tell me what to say to girls so they are interested
Tell them you have a hot tub.
"We have drugs"
who are these traps?
>have been eating less and less recently
>mfw I've gone almost 6 hours into my day without eating
>yesterday I skipped breakfast
What is wrong with me, r9k? I don't have an appetite anymore.
>>25317321
You have been selected for the skeleton army obviously
Your stomach is probably dissolving. Losing your appetite is one of the symptoms, along with lack of motivation, headaches, difficulty thinking, forget the others.
>>25317321
could be many things. but this is a symptom of depression. low seratonin levels, which usually moderate appetite..
Let's play a game: http://www.qr-code-generator.com/
>make a qr code and post it. Scan the poster below you's at code
have a boy i have huge crush on my family :3
>>25317099
Nice meme
Original Cum mitt
KEK KEK KEK KEK
OIGINAL CUMMEN
WHY DO YOU GET ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD?
WHY DO YOU GET ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD?
WHY DO YOU GET ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD?
WHY DO YOU GET ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD?
WHY DO YOU GET ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD?
>>25317061
???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6xnYHEtK3o
i think you have to be 18 to use this website
>>25317061
that's maybe because everyday is exactly the same, although we are all pretty deep in the downward spiral, anon.
itt songs females wont understand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckCsw_JyJI
>why did you use the term female and not women?
because in todays times every degeneret can say about himself that his a women
https://youtu.be/pJH8hO7VlWE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZbM5TQU7R0
For no one by the Beatles is a song about women being whores
I'm starting a new thread old one expired. I heard about stories about are tall women with a short man fetish share them. Also 5'10 and 5'9 are not real shortbros.
>>25317031
Diane Neal is 5' 10" according to Google, not "Amazonian" by my standards but ok. I guess with heels maybe.
>>25317138
it's still tall for a woman -
>>25317031
>women with a short man fetish
Literally doesn't exist. Closest you'll get are dom fems.
>be me
>be 11
>Change school
>I was quite popular on previous school and I was also kinda funny
>new school.gif
>I'm extroverted trying to be funny
>literally no reaction to my pseudofunny comments on what teacher says
>I stop being extrovert after few months
>become introvert but in deep of my heart I want to be extrovert
>everyday I come from school I cry
>no one in class is my friend
>no friends till this day
>be 26 next month
if I haven't changed school I could maybe have gf or at least friends
>>25317000
whos laughing now faggot
>>25317000
Your mistake was caring at all.
You should have kept at it. Being funny in any environment takes time. You have to fail at humor thousands of times until you're being witty/funny every time you try.
You fucked up because now you'll just be that unfunny shit who keeps trying to be funny. You were supposed to learn this skill when you were younger.
>>25317121
I was funny on first school but when I come to that second school they were all diffrent humour
Who /catfish/ here?
Sites to use? Pics that you use? Fun shit to do when they're all into you? Tips on not getting caught? What to say when you do?
Made a fake account on POF two weeks ago and already have a full inbox of stacies. Chads literally have life on easy mode.
>>25316989
>Was getting an inbox full of stacies and then not being able to do anything else part of your plan?
>>25316989
F-list is my main fishing hole. I don't use pics that I claim or me because I don't need to, but I do present myself as a bicurious, virginal nudist girl with a naughty side. It hasn't come up in a while, but knowing about periods and womens clothing sizes really helps if they get suspicious and know the gaps in the typical male's knowledge.
Oh and I also catfish on Tumblr with a similar persona, but once again only for faps and lols. Had a man get circumcised because of me.
>>25317044
I do something different with each one, but most of the time I just say bullshit that makes me seem like I'm an omega. Ex. live with my mother, unemployed, have erectile dysfunction, etc.
Hi NEETs, I've been a professional sandwich artist for a few years now. I've been listening to your argument with an open mind, and yes, you're right. I've been speaking with my colleagues about this, and we've all decided to quit our job tomorrow, to join you.
that sounds about right for someone who had enough standards to hold your job. you should take the easier way out and burn your parents house down
>>25316979
I wonder how much they will pay the Mexicans replacing you. Or maybe they'll get highschoolers for the cheap
>>25317063
>I wonder how much they will pay the Mexicans replacing you. Or maybe they'll get highschoolers for the cheap
They'll have robots
> r9k tells me ill never get a guy if i dont lose weight
>mfw i hit up fat fetish communities and get hit on by swedish chads who want my fupa
keep living the sad life, bots. I would have happily settled for some jewfro fat bot but I've been ruined by chads attention. you deserved this
>>25316947
What. We all know you can get guys. It's a fact of being female and not a burn victim.
>you deserved this
what part of this is punishment for me? you're still fat
>>25316947
I come here for the crippling depression and suicide threads. I'm glad you're happy.
>the pain of seeing couples and girls and not having a gf
Why can't there be places for singles only?
Do you think a restaurant with a "one person per party" policy would do well?
I just want to live my life without being reminded that I'm alone forever and everyone is living happily with someone.
Picture a place where they exist, alone
There has to be place better than this, in heaven
So right before I sleep dear god I'm asking
Remember this face and save me a place in singles mansion
>Do you think a restaurant with a "one person per party" policy would do well?
Why would limiting your customers to "singles only" be good for business? That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard. Also, you'll never enjoy a relationship if you're not ok with being on your own (this is on the account of others who have been in countless relationships but it's common sense desu).
>>25316978
Because singles would want to go instead of feeling awkward when they want to grab a bite to eat.
And no, normals absolutely hate being on their own for any period of time.
