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>that sensation when no female lover
>>25335862
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.. Pepe has brown lips not green, WTF is this shit?
I am well acquainted with the feeling you are describing brother
>>25335891
It's a chinese bootleg version.
Let's have a message thread. Write a message to someone who will never read it!
These threads are utterly pointless
If they're never going to see it then what's the point?
So a bunch of 20-something year old dudes can know you "Still love Sarah"?
>>25335725
The point is to get things off your chest.
Fucking asshole dick nigger trash.
you are out with your friends at a local cafeteria
you find out there's the most beautiful girl you have ever seen in your life sitting nearby with her friends
what are you supposed to do in this situation?
She looked at me twice, within a few seconds she had captured my entire soul. The more I looked at her, the more shit I felt because I knew there was no way in hell I could ever even approach her...
being 24 and a kissless virgin, no wonder this will be me in 10 years from now as well, a lonely guy looking at girls and doing nothing but feeling like shit
seriously
how do people do it?
You have to get over the fear of rejection, we all die one day.
>>25335682
If you are truly a 24 yo KV, it's more likely her gimpses were due more to you being a freak than being attracted to you whatsoever. I'm sorry.
>>25335747
Girls like strange guys, give yourself more credit. This anon is projecting.
I requested this be made on /wsr/ and it finally was
Finally we now have an /r9k/ version of this for when this board leaks on to other boards
Thanks OP, I will actually use this
And thanks to the /wsr/ bro who made it
>>25335639
gentlemanly thanks based original poster. To be used every time anon uses the word normie on /ck/
>>25335702
>>25335777
I'm trying to get him to do a facebook one now
>>>/wsr/18851
Pathetic general.
How low can you go? most pathetic anon wins.
>19
>hardcore socially retard and a personality so dark and depressing you'll want to hang yourself if you talk to me for 5 minutes straight.
>Fat fuck, attempted to starve myself or work many times but I just can't do it.
>Feel like shit all day.
>Was almost a straight A student at HS but was mostly made it because of others.
>Kissless virgin as expected.
>Started balding at 13, somehow made it to this age without going completely bald but I have massive holes in my hair and I'll probably go completely bald in a few years.
>The known depression + social anxiety + self esteem disorder combo
>Suck at everything.
>Has absolutely 0 reasons not to kill myself right now
>I have given up.
>24
>never had a friend
>never had a conversation with a female
>junkie
>quit school in 6th grade
>iq of 78
>4 inch dick
>feminine hips
>5'4
>giant feet and hands
>homeless
>pissed myself last night from being drunk and didn't even bother changing
>just waiting to die
>>25335667
Shit, m9..
My boyfriend is ugly as fuck. He's extremely fat and balding. He is in his 20s but looks like a 45 year old man because of his balding.
A lot of my classmates from high school saw me holding hands with him, and they laughed at me as usual. They thought I was dating some old guy (he looks old since he's balding) and told me I had daddy issues.
Not that I care too much about what other people think, but this guy was seriously fucking ugly and I wasn't attracted to him. I only went for it because I thought having some experience with boys would help me in my future relationships, but honestly I feel so much more damaged now. I've lost a lot of respect from family members and friends for dating such an ugly guy.
I already broke up with him, but how do I get over the shame of having been seen with him in public? Will I ever be able to get over this blow to my reputation?
Force him to go to the gym with you and hit the treadmills hard
As for his hair: you'll need like $15,000 for hair transplant surgery
>>25335536
return in your board
>>>/cgl/
Why do people get so triggered by being called a cuck on here? It isnt any different than being called a faggot
>>25335445
being a faggot is way worse, at least cucks actually like women and not hairy man ass
>>25335634
Id much rather be a faggot than a cuck
>>25335665
I wouldn't like to be either, but faggots are literally the worst people on planet earth. At least cucks get some sick form of pleasure usually.
>is employed
>"""robot"""
>is in education
>"""robot"""
>has friends
>"""robot"""
>has/has had gf/bf
>"""robot"""
>isn't kissless/handholdless/handshakeless/conversationless/eyecontactless
>"""robot"""
>has healthy relationship with family
>"""robot"""
>got gifts for Christmas
>"""robot"""
>bought gifts for Christmas
>"""robot"""
>has plans for New Years
>"""robot"""
>has online friends
>"""robot"""
>participates in Omegle threads
>"""robot"""
>has """robot friends"""
>"""robot"""
>loves anyone
>"""robot"""
>expresses human emotions
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""robot"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>tfw im none of these
>tfw im schizoid so i barely feel any emotion at all, if any
whatever. as long as i have bux its all gucci. playing ds2 rite now as i got it on sale and i cant wait for ds3 to come out, imma cop it the second it comes out
>tfw i bet you 100% that this thread is a joke thread by normies who unironically think that all these criteria are just a joke
>starts a thread
"""robot"""
>>25335543
>passes the captcha
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>robot
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""">has enough content in it's comment>robot
>Dyed Hair
>Nose Ring
>No career at the end of her twenties
>Messy room
>Doesn't want to tell you her age (She's timeless, a vampire)
>Has trendy tattoos
>Falls in love with you very fast
>Talks about her ex
>Talks about her rape
>Thinks she's funny but actually has an welcome-to-the-internet-tier humour (9gag, popular youtube vids, shitty memes, etc.)
>She's a grrrl
>She thinks she can sing
>She thinks she as a photographer
>She thinks her art is any good (poetry, photoshop art, sketches, etc)
>She has guy friends
>Her best friend is a male person (wtf)
>She has lots of friends (means: she has no real friends)
>She's half indian, 2/8 french 1/4 italian, and 2/8 german and she has citizenship in all these countries
>She doesn't care that you are a looser
>She's always extrovert and happy (means: she plays happy but is introvert and broken)
>Has short hair
>Takes drugs
>Doesn't pay for public transport
>Fat (You had ONE job!)
>Sweat (You had ONE job!)
>Burps
>She's way too relaxed
>She's in her 20s and shy
>has a tumblr account
>has nipple piercings
Trust me on these ones, TRUST ME ON THESE ONES, I SPEAK FROM EXPERIENCE. Please stay away, KEEP AWAY, RUN AWAY AND HIDE
>>25335335
>has nipple piercings
Of course.
Is there anywhere on the internet I can go that isn't full of fucking normals? Even moeshit anime is catching on and being an ironic weeaboo is starting to become "cool".
I just went on /o/ and they were talking about their jobsnd the threads was full of people who are marries and have kids and shit.
Where can I go to escape this normie infestation? wiz and tohno are too fucking slow. 4chan is the hip and edgy Funland where memes come from now and all the normies want a taste.
Specialist forums are usually where autismals like us hang around. Robotics forums, chess forums, programming forums, etc
>>25335604
This but you'll feel even worse if you're a loser with no skills.
>>25335318
there isnt a single place
not a tiny little place
/r9k in one image
>>25335278
POO EN LOOO
>>25335278
I want gas station and hot babe wife.
Underrated account desu senpai
>>25335278
I'm not autist but I don't speak much and if someone dares to interrupt me while I'm talking, I go into a raging trance.
Already punched a guy for that.
>tfw I spend half the day laughing at normies I vaguely know on facebook
>>25335259
I unfollowed all the normal shits on my FB and now only follow people I like, nobody posts so it's just bands/news/interesting pages. Pretty good desu. Although today it's just "MUH LEMMY LEGEND RIP IN PEACE LEGEND" which is annoying so I'm staying on twitter.
>>25335282
I deleted my own facebook a long time ago.
I just made a fake one with an empty pic so I can stalk people.
Seriously, i see failed normaIs on this board talk about them going "god how pathetic!" but think about it
Is it worse the be disgusted by real women, avoid them and devote your time to your waifu
Or be a bitter loser who actually tries and thinks these roasters actually have value and STILL cant get a girl?
One has a hobbie, the other throws coffee at people outside of star bucks
>>25335249
I'm a weeb and even I think it's pathetic, it's just fucking escapism man
Anime is fucking gay and anyone older than 12 who likes it is a colossal faggot. It instantly put you at the bottom of the barrel.
>>25335249
You're half right, weebs are pathetic, but not quite as pathetic as failed normies
I came to realization a couple days ago in the shower that I have pretty much become the Dude. Or at least, I'm extremely close to doing so.
tfw you want to be the dude but you're just a donny
>>25335181
Do you bowl?
>>25335219
Shut the fuck up donny
Post your dankest shit here
>dank
Fuck off back to San Francisco you fucking faggot
>>25335209
Nah matey
>mfw get cucked cause of immigrants
