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she Hasn't gotten her period
She might be too young for you.
stop dating the prepubescent
Let me rephrase we fucked and she hasn't had her period yet
>at grocery store with mother
>girl randomly looks or smiles at me
>"ohhh, anon that girl was checking you out. Your so handsome ;)!"
Fucking end my existence
>"hey"
oh hey
>"can you do me a favor?"
hm...
>"my son is a failure i bet he has never talked to a girl, i`ll pay you 20 bucks to smile at him while he is looking"
hm ... i don`t know
>"please maybe that will make his self-esteem go up"
ok but 30 bucks
>"deal!"
>"ohhh, anon that girl was checking you out. Your so handsome ;)!"
>>25335932
girls just smile to people to be nice. It means nothing 99% of the time. Girls smile and look at me all the time.
>girls never even look at me I'm so ugly and creepy-looking
>"I can't wait to meet your wife anon :^)"
Anime is the greatest art form mankind has produced thus far. Their is nothing better than watching a good anime.
>>25335800
You arecompletely correct
>>25335800
Umaru's brother is literally "The Wagecuck"
>anime is the greatest
>posts literal cancer
This is your mom trash
You're not going to get a GF or have sex with real women anyway, so why not turn to the objectively superior women of 2D?
>>25335743
Be careful, anon. You can build a tolerance to 2D until it doesn't work anymore. You can become allergic to 2D. 2D can kill your soul.
Use with caution.
>>25335743
3D does have one advantage over 2D: you can fuck it.
You may have a less than 1% chance of fucking a real girl without the use of prostitutes or escorts. You have a 0% chance of fucking an anime girl.
>>25336659
That's assuming you haven't intentionally opted out of having sex with real women, which many robots have.
I've slept with real women and it's nothing but disappointing compared to 2D.
>off work until Saturday
>usually play vidya all the time in my free time
>don't feel like playing vidya
>don't feel like watching anime
>feel like doing something but I have no idea what
What should I do guys, I'm seriously lost right now and I have to deal with 4 days of this shit
same thing is happening to me brother i think i'm just growing out of it
>>25335619
Go outside or read a book or ask to work some more. If you have chores do em.
You could plan your long awaited suicide, wagie
Get back to work wagecucks, Mr Goldstein needs that new boat!
Another day another dollar
>>25335614
Eat shit asshole. I bring in 120k a year. Own my house, saving for another, and 2 cars including a BMW. Have a Sexy wife and plenty of booze.
6 weeks vacation and 10 holidays a year plus weekends off.
Enjoy sniffing your cock to see if it's time for your monthly shower.
i have the day off???
>>25335867
Forgot to mention I do about 10 minutes of work a day and can browse the Web in my free time.
You guys are retarded. You should have just gotten a gf in high school. That's what I did. I targeted a qt loner with an amazing body and 5/10 face and started talking to her. Then by sophomore year we were going out. It was that simple. I put myself out of my comfort zone and she liked me despite being autistic as fuck. Her parents love me and now at Uni I don't have to worry about grills or having a social life I just visit her every time we have a break and see her parents. I am total loser but I have a wonderful tomboy gf.
>>25335460
All the loner girls i tried to approach where cold asf, family
The girl I liked in high school was obviously interested in me, but I was too dense to realize it until years later, so I never made a move.
I dropped out of highschool, into the trash it goes.
>wake uo
>still fat
>>25335451
Do some exercise you fat fuck, goddamn.
>>25335488
no
blooxyxxt
>>25335451
stop playing ultima online
Sup robots. What music are you guys listening to right now? Im listening to pic related.
Music to walk Home By by Tame impala. Favorite song ever.
>>25335308
Good choice. Walk the Plank is probably my favorite ZH album.
>>25335761
HOLY SHIT me too. My favorite tame impala song is acually "when The feelings in the core"
>new vidya is $80 each
>consoles are $400
>tvs are $1200
>ramen is 40 cents a pack
hey whats it like to be rich?
>>25335111
Pirate the games, stop the console bullshit and watching tv.
business
>bro just bee yourself
>>25335123
console exclusives, and having a tv is still good for movies and youtube or whatever.
some more
>gopro $600
>apple watch $700
>iphone $800
>Ipad $500
>vacation $3000
>couch $600
>new wardrobe $1600
>shit car $800
>apartment $1400 a month
>food $500 a month
with an entry level job you're looking at less than $2000 per month, not even enough to knock off the necessities.
life is so fuking gay.
>masturbate at least twice a day
>start doing nofap
>currently 2 days in
>9/10 volleyball slut on FB starts posting pics of her in her shorts and tanktop
Why is life so hard?
kill yourself
>>25335140
It's my stalker's account. I literally check it once a month.
>>25335083
download them for later.
>collect a load of receipts from fast food joints
>go to gym (bear with me)
>buy the one off, day pass robot special
>carefully plant receipts all over the place. In lockers, under machines, near people that are working out so it looks like it fell out of their pocket
>step back and watch chads and normies get mad and fat shame each other
Pretty good mischief anon
This is the kind of mischief I like reading. No shitting or pissing or cumming in sight. Just good old fashioned fucking around with normies
>>25335073
I want to do the same but with fastfood joint 50% off discount flyers, so the normies won't be able to resist and ruin their diet
Robots, do any of these apply to you?
inb4 you losers call yourselves gamma positive
>>25335036
none i just am paranoid and then other people thought it would be funny to justify my paranoia and now i literally don't trust anyone at all and talk to no one unless i have to.
penis penis penis everyone who seriously comes here is going to kill themselves.
I'm closest to gamma positive, I guess.
>>25335075
hi
ITT: Share stories of visits to your therapist
>walk in going through a wave of depression
>counselor ive been seeing for over a year tries to make a bit of small talk as I sit down
>he asks if I saw the new star wars
>try to explain to him that I wanted to like the movie but I just can't enjoy things like that anymore as the audience and community that surrounds star wars is a thing that outcasts me.
>I sit through an awkard silence as I wait for him to say something
>he reads me a bible passage we can discuss as he is trying to find a way for me to enjoy life even through I have already told him multiple times I do not believe in superstitions of any kind even though I really want things like that to exist.
>end up asking him what exactly what his job duties are.
>he tells me his job duties include helping people find answers to their problems and healing them.
>realize he has failed at his job completly.
>End up just making Rust Cohle quotes from true detective and repeating some 4chan pasta I vaguely remember to waste the last 45 minutes trying to fuck with him and have fun while getting a bit of revenge as he has wasted countless hours during our appointments
>ask him what it feels like to have an intact penis as mine was mutilated at birth
>he's confused and asks what I mean
>tell him my foreskin was forcefully sliced off when I was a defenseless baby.
>he tells me that it's a very common and hygenic practice that even he received
>then tells me I should be thankful for my circumcision
>he tries asking me what my next appointment will be
>tell him there won't be one and that he failed at his job completly.
kek
This means you are not actually depressed, OP. Maybe not, Idk. Maybe depression is just a meme. I tried the therapy thing for a while because I thought I was depressed, but it was always stupid bullshit like what you described. I've heard it works for some people but for me I think it fails because there is no problem to fix.
I am not mentally ill. I don't have a case of the sads. I have concluded through my own experiences and observations that life objectively is not worth living. You're not depressed OP, you're enlightened. Not even in a euphoric way, I think many nihilist robots will agree with me that it is a gift to think everything sucks and is pointless. You don't care as much. Embrace it OP
>>25334903
>End up just making Rust Cohle quotes from true detective and repeating some 4chan pasta I vaguely remember
>>25335432
>This means you are not actually depressed, OP. Maybe not, Idk.
sounds like schizophrenia prodrome desu. OP sounds a lot like me in my appointments my shrink wanted me to get into local video game "community" as it was my main hobby at the time, kept asking me about finding religion, and when I was asked something that I didn't personally know about, but had read an opinion of on 4chan (like movie or comic), I just regurgitate what i had read before
Fellow robots, I have just had a dream about my oneitis that has helped me discover the secret to women.
I will share my discovery with you all in five minutes. Please keep this thread alive for that long.
let me guess
you should probably be urself!!1
>>25334887
Not even close, friend.
B urself m8
