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...Baka.
*turns and runs away*
>know a girl for years
>constantly forget her name
MISUNDERSTANDINGS SENPAI
*farts and smiles on op*
>tfw no girl wants to have sex with me because i have a foreskin but too pussy to get surgery
might aswell kill myself desu senpai
What do they actually say?
>>25336249
Just kill yourself white boy because the BBC is here and on the rise to steal your women.
>>25336313
the last one literally said "only cuts are welcomed into my pussy"
what should i do?
>the ultimate fate of the white man
Trannies are massively disproportionately not white
>>25336553
The white ones look the best, though
>>25336238
nope.jpg
look at USA/Russia, the two most Alpha countries in the world, built by whitey and majority white.
That trap is hot though, dat pretty face and dem little hormone titties, hnnnnngggg
>add fembot
>find out she's not a virgin
Into the fucking trash she goes.
>fembot
What is this word you utter
>>25336176
Is that her? She's a qt
btw, fembots don't exist
I come to this board after a year of not going to 4chan and this is the first post I see
Anon you could have a chance but because she's not a virgin you drop her, no wonder you'd be a virgin for the rest of your life.
Pic related is mine.
Hardmode: no Pepe, Wojak, anime or any other normiefaggotry
>>25336120
>life_has_many_doors_eddboy.png
Everything is fine. Haha!
Comment is original :^)
So to determine how succesful you are, look how much you have in common with this guy.
>195 cm or 6 feet 5 inches
>attractive face
>masculine jawline
>good hair and beard growth
>muscular, strong and athletic
>ultradeep, masculine voice
>succesful actor making millions
>born to extremely wealthy parents
>white and Jewish
How can we even compete..?
If you could compete with him he wouldn't be exceptional.
>>25336117
>195 cm or 6 feet 5 inches
190cm
>attractive face
Yep
>masculine jawline
Yep
>good hair and beard growth
No beard
>muscular, strong and athletic
Yep
>ultradeep, masculine voice
Yep
>succesful actor making millions
Nope
>born to extremely wealthy parents
Yep
>white and Jewish
Asian
Fuqq
>>25336191
>190 cm
>masculine jawline
>Asian
Doubt.jpg
Farting, peeing, pooping.. Anybody do these things?
Me? I farted twice before I posted this.
Also post your pooping and peeing Pepe's.
I pooped today desu
>>25337498
great post 10/10 would read again desu senpai
tfw haven't pooped in like a week
>read but didn't respond
>dead conversation
Holy fuck, is there anything worse than this?
>>25335958
there is nothing, honestly I have come to realize that I am just destined to suffer, hopefully things get better for you friend.
Why don't more Robots drive? It's the best way to piss off normies by following the law
>Go 5 under the speed limit
>Everyone gets pissed the fuck off
It's great. It's the speed limit, not the number you have to go 10 over.
>>25336055
>wasting neetbux on a normiemobile and normiepetroleum
>>25336121
>normiemobile
I fucking love you guys
>>25336121
Epic winrar
>Come to r9k to entertain myself, kill time and laugh at shit
>All I can see is gay faggot shit everywhere
>hurr durrr trap this XD
>who gay here? XD
>le lewd animegirl XD
its only after you stop browsing this board and come back you notice this. Why is r9k a second /lgbt/ and /a/ ?
>>25336008
its literally worse than /b/
>huge majority of the board hates, loathes, despises and would murder all women
>not turning or taking in consideration of turning gay
>>25336367
hahaha i love this epic meme
>Just work out bro
Why? to get a normalfag gf who likes me for my body? Fuck that, normie.
>Dude you aren't thinking straight
Reminder that I did x5 better than you in HS.
>Why are you so antisocial?
Antisocial? If not being a complete retard that would sell his mom if it was a social norm means being antisocial, count me in.
>Just be yourself dude
I am myself, it is you normalfags who are trying to make me be just like you.
>Don't you want girls?
No. I ain't doing shit for stupid Stacey woman who should get crucified by NEETs. No.
>>25335957
>Being this angry at life
Holy shit man just kill yourself
How is puberty treating you op?
>>25335957
>he thinks you work out to get girls
>I was 5 times smarter than you in HS
>HS
Who gives a fuck about high school you loser.
I didn't even bother reading the rest of this nonsense. Just kill yourself tbhfam
If I wasn't so mediocre at piano/keyboard I could probably be in a band playing keys. At least then my life would be enjoyable. But alas I am mediocre at piano, and nobody wants to listen to mediocre music, and I'm not social enough to be asked to join a band
>tfw your mediocrity is holding you back
>>25335953
Practice? It's the only way to get better. But it's probably not a good career move.
>>25335966
This. Work is the key. The problem is that we have no drive, thus can't progress. I consider myself good at writing but I write only when I feel a need to, once per week or less. If I put more effort I could probably get published. But nope.
>>25336022
You're wrong. Talent is the key. I have a friend who plays counter strike(1.6). Even though I spent more time playing I never got as good as him. He is just more talented. Reaction time, hand-eye coordination. I don't know. Point is hard work doesn't mean shit. If you are inferior you are gonna be shit no matter what you do.
Let's all make an educated guess as to what happens to him after the webm ends
>>25335943
He runs away safely?
>>25335943
Prob gangbangs them all
>>25335943
his mommy saves him
Would you date a belly-inflating girl /r9k/?
>>25335920
I'd rather shoot myself
>>25335937
why on earth would you do such a thing?
How does she inflate her belly?
Have you ever taken LSD robots?
Did it change the way you look at life?
It wont change your life at all
Only normies think this
If anything psyches in general made me realize how none of this world really matters and whether or not I'm shit or have loads of money all that matters is that I'm happy
And to be happy I don't need what society made me think I need, a gf is extremely ridiculous to me now and I know that what I really love.. is smoking weed and masturbating all day
If i do that, I will be happy. A gf cant fill the hole.
Of course, a PART of me knew this already so like i said i didnt learn anything. Moreso i just realized how stupid some other needs were
>>25335909
Haven't you gotten your answer already from all of the thousand threads identical to this one that got posted here this year?
I just tripped balls and watched anime for like 12 hours. So yeah, pretty life changing.
