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Femanons, why haven't you upgraded to a black bf yet?
>>28074666
They don't come with reflectors for sex on the beach at night
>666
Nice try, Beelzebub.
>>28074666
I don't think my boypucci could take that much girth...
ITT: Post an abstract feel that you want to get off your chest. If you're feeling creative, make your own Wojak in MS Paint based off of your abstract feel and post it with your feel. If you don't want to make a custom Wojak, maybe some other anon will like your feel and make one for you.
>>28074653
I'll go first
>ywn be a human living in a futuristic dystopian society
>ywn live your whole life as a robot under an oppressive regime
>ywn steal a government spacecraft and take to the stars to leave your broken home behind
>ywn leave the solar system and spend the rest of your life exploring the universe in your ship and discovering the mysteries of the universe
>ywn die alone on a distant lifeless planet, away from humankind and all life on Earth
>ywn be the man from Earth
>ywn get more than half-truths and something real to believe in during your lifespan
>ywn create a time-travel device
>ywn never be a billionaire techie, a pure genius, an overly confident chad with his rich dad money to spend to hit on literal top models, or a hero
>ywn join a shady organisation influencing the media, politics and wars across the world like
I wanted to believe.
Have a crush on a girl for 3 months now, at first we didn't even talk because she was shy around me and all that shit, got to know her a lot better and its pretty great...only thing is that i don't know if she likes me or not and all her girl friends that i asked said "well she is acting different around you now there could be something going on there" and my friends just tell me to keep going until i get a clear sign not that i would notice it....
Just fucking kill me...
>that beautiful smile
>her adorable laugh
>that fucking pony tail
>her imitating me and my face
>mfw i am probably just lying to myself that there might be something between us
who here /popped collar/?
i like to pop my collars when i'm out and about
i used to do it ironically, but now i kind of like it a post-ironic sense
i like to think that by popping my collar, i add several layers of irony to my mystique; i feel naked without it
any stories about popped collars robots? or another post-ironic fashion statement you like to make?
>being this autistic
>mfw
I like it! 5/5
>>28074660
what's autistic? the popping or the irony? both seem to be above the capability of the average autist anyway
i think popping and irony are what separate the betas from the gammas and let me tell you, i'm no beta
Yesterday I made a channel completely dedicated to The Phineas. I've made one video so far and need advice for the next Phineas adventure I'm about to make. https://youtu.be/pohV4o-Ys1M
Thoughts?
Please someone I need to make more Phineas action
Fuck all of you who don't appreciate Phineas I just wanna shill my Phineas channel
Is it ironic/post-ironic memery?
You wake up and it's 18:42, July 16th, 2008.
What do you do with your life, knowing what could happen in the future?
>>28074490
kill Merkel
>>28074490
Bet on sports games like that guy in the back to the present movie.
Think his name was Buff or something.
Jesus, I met my ex less than two months ago.
Don't hook up with her, don't move to her city, keep my job, and stay in college.
reminder that all lesbians should be killed
>tfw no qt dyke who wants a loveless marriage of convenience
One posted a thread on here once
WEll, Gays are trash, so they truly deserve genocide.D E A T H S Q U A D S F O R G A Y S
>>28074437
I have to work with a lesbian manager at work. She's ugly, fat, and lazy. She complains about having to work all the time and she's incredibly slow and falls behind on work every day. She does drugs and tells me shit about her personal life when I don't ask or care. She has horrible taste in music. She's one of those types that likes to complain about other people having attitude problems when really she's the one with the attitude problem. I hate having to work with her. I've only been working there for a few weeks and I can move faster at most tasks than her. Every lesbian I've ever met has some serious attitude problems man, they're just jerks.
You wake up nude in the wilderness (boreal forest) with only four of these items.
Which do you choose?
There are no signs of civilisation, and no phone signal where you woke up.
>>28074345
A shotgun and three shells so I can shoot myself in the head three times.
>>28074345
The pistol and I kill myself
Clothes.
Golf bar.
Audio CD.
Mystery Soda.
I know exactlu where am I because judging by the looks of it, that's the black forrest in Germany which means I only have to look arround for some time until I find some Swedish faggot on a wild safari trip.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/22/health/us-suicide-rate-surges-to-a-30-year-high.html?_r=0
>The suicide rate for middle-aged women, ages 45 to 64, jumped by 63 percent over the period of the study
LMAO
>be roastie
>grow old and lose my only purpose in life
>commit suicide because younger women exist and cuck me daily
don't give up hope, robots. we get justice.
still there is much more men suicides
>be beta male
>never even had your only purpose in life what is getting wife and providing for her and chad's kids
>commit suicide
>>28074365
pls be my gforiginal memes
>>28074365
Tick tock ;)
oregano
Has anyone ever gone to /fa/?
Why the hell do people dress like that? I just honestly don't understand
>>28074219
worst part is how expensive it is looking like a tryhard fag
>>28074273
seriously, these people would pay almost a thousand dollars to look retarded
I wish everyone would dress /fa/ t.b.h just not like this >>28074361
I'm bored with this capitalism era style clothing we've had since the 50s
>Oh hi Anon, we thought you wasn't gonna come to the party!
1>2>3
This comment has enough content
fuck off you fat spic unemployed spic
>>28074181
Well I'm here and I'm ready to fuck ;)
>there are people who have had sex
virtually every person you look at was the product of sex. it's literally that easy, and yet you're still a virgin.
>>28074111
Some virgins have really high standards due to porn.
>>28074133
>implying some 4/10 deserves my 1/10 superior neet cock
I wonder what having loads of money and a big dick feels like.
>>28073988
Iike bags of sand
I wonder what having a purpose in life feels like.
>>28073988
like salty milk.
Hello. 20-year old male here.
I have alopecia areata, which is an autoimmune condition that falsely detects your hair follicles as a threat to your body, thereby destroying it and creating patches on your scalp and other areas of your body.
I was wondering if you guys thought the shaved scalp works with my head.
Sigh, life sucks balls.
I started shaving my head last year. It's practical as fuck and some girls actually like it.
My hair is also messy as fuck however short i keep it so it's an improvement in every way
i cant see your face so its hard to tell
you have a good jaw, top is a bit pointed
youre skinny, work out more
>>28074153
Yeah, I want to start working out but I keep postponing it because I'm a depressed lump of shit.
I try not to post my face on 4Chan as a general rule of thumb; you can't exactly trust the people on here, lol.
You are on a trip to meet your first gf's parents who live out of state. On the way, your gf has to stop to use the bathroom at a gas station. You go in with her to get some snacks. While in there, you see this peculiar man that was standing near the bathrooms follow her in. What do you do?
Lure him away and rape his assistant raw, then eat my cum out his torn, drooling anus. Meet my girlfriend at the car, kiss her hard.
>>28073946
get that evil shit outta here!
>>28073946
> your gf
> What do you do?
Wake up.
Remember guys. Remember this. You must stop.
>bullying
What?
>>28073824
Why only cancer, but not disaese generally?
you must stop being so fuckin gay lol
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