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How many times do you think this thing has been laid?
>>25059844
Many. There's a picture of them circulating where they're blowing someone by a pool. She has more value than all of the robots here.
>>25059880
>She has more value than all of the robots here.
this. Women truly do live life on easy mode. If they would have been born male, even chad male they would have had an autistic fucked up life.
Probably zero honestly, though I'd give it a shot
>>25059880
Its a fake
who else /coward/ here?
im tired of being omega, can being a coward be cured?
>>25059804
I've felt less fear on stimulants. Only thing that has alleviated my anxiety, but they don't work long and I end up worse than before after about 7 days of them. I assume cocaine would make me courageous.
>>25059861
i guess i dont wanna be coked out all the time, its expensive too
feels bad to be a coward, i wish i wasnt me
Yes, I'm a miserable coward. I pretty much deserve whatever happens to me for being so pathetic.
>he doesn't listen to Nirvana
That's a red flag if I've ever seen one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa7-gBNvEwg
>>25059783
There were vocals, lyrics, and guitar all right, but I noticed no music.
>>25059783
Because im not a 15 year old with long greasy hair anymroe
>>25059813
>no music
How so?
>>25059815
>he doesn't jam out to Dumb at least once a day
wew lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFP7xx9IXWI
I say we all learn japanese and live there like refugees
You can't even escape to Europe because they have it worse than us now thanks to outsiders
We have it worse in Europe than in America?
why you amerifags always think in memes?
no they're racist I don't wanna
>>25059788
What are they gonna do get a step ladder and yell in your face?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-MApVvos2Y
Right into the feels ;_;
>>25059601
This really helped me get over my failures.
I'm going to go look for the 10/10 girl I always ignore and wait for my own personal modern day jesus to smash the physical manifestation of my anxiety, then talk to her.
thanks
i know this feel but it isnt like that entirely.
My fear is that she already has a significant other so i dont bother.
>>25059792
I don't defend the video. Actually it made me feel worse because none of this will ever happen to me (me being brave enough, qt grill liking me etc)
>crush from high school randomly adds me on Instagram
>likes 4 old pictures of me, comments on one "omg are you anon??"
>haven't seen her since sophomore year of highschool
Does she sound interested? Did she just kinda end the convo here or what should I respond? Does she even want me? Or am I just egotistical and think every girl who even looks at me wants my cock? I haven't been laid in 7 months and gf-less for 2 years, and she's pretty hot
>>25059551
>to many years
>your doing good
Red flag drop it immediately
She probably just wants to catch up and hear how you're doing and take an interest in you, as well as to share with you how she's doing. It's her being friendly. Be friendly back.
If it proves to be something else later down the road it's because you were friendly now. NOW GO OUT THERE AND TALK TO HER.
>>25059611
Also, sorry I forgot to include. If the conversation goes well and you're nearby each other, ask to go out for coffee or lunch to get a chance to catch up in person. Then you can see what she's like.
When someone says "I doubt we are the only living organisms in the universe" what they are actually saying is: Let's indoctrinate hundreds of thousands of more kids into believing that creating technology that can send puny meat sacks to giant rocks in space many light years away is worth it.
It isn't.
Aliens might not be worth it, but asteroid mining certainly will be!
Astrology is literally reddit the science. We need to stop using tax dollars to fund fake science.
>>25059528
>asteroid mining certainly will be!
>he thinks we can find a gf for me in an asteroid
I'm 23, and feel like I've completely missed out on growing up
>never had a gf (or so much as a female friend)
>dropped out of uni
>never been to a party
>never got drunk (and now i can't cos of medical shit)
>can't drive
>still live with parents
>had a single job that lasted for two months which i hated every second of
i can't remember anything eventful about my childhood aside from hating school and being glued to a computer screen the second i got home again
>tfw you realize your best years are behind you while you're still in your twenties
Nothing to do but kick back and retire on neetbux I guess.
Dont be sad. Those are all things maxe up by the media. False goals.
You still have alot of years to do anything :)
23 isn't even old kek
I'm 34, dont end up like me.
You still have time.
Every man and his brother is lonely as fuck but there's no such thing as a lonely woman.
>>25059314
My bf is on there. Probably soon ex bf.
Every fucking one of those are lying normies
>>25059314
this is why i wouldn't ever fuckin post my picture to 4chan
you guys are crazy
Day 4 guys.
>>25059205
Of getting off heroin? Keep going man, you can do this
>>25059227
Of nofap brah...
>>25059205
on day 4 here too, the amount of smegma from looking at porn is ridiculous
Haven't seen a /blackfeels/ in a long time.
How have your guy's dating been going. In my city there has been an influx of ghetto asians (mong) and I see asians and blacks together all the time in the slums. Makes me feel bad that i'm not young and getting a ghetto asian qt
>>25059199
>mfw this pic reminded me that I'm going to a chinese girl's dorm to drink with just her within the next few days
thanks for reminding me, OP. except I don't live in a slum lel
Even in good areas BM/AF is gaining traction. I see it all the time now, did something happen in the media? Is it the latest normie meme? Muh tattoos and beards die out that quick?
>>25059488
Anything white people are doing Asians will be right behind a few years later copying it
I AM COMPLEEETE
niggers tongue my anus original
>>25059166
FUUUUUU - UUUUUUUUCK!!!
(THIS IS A THREAD THAT RICHLY DESERVES TO CONTINUE.)
YES, YOU ARE FUCKED!
SHIT OUT OF LUCK!
I AM COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK!
[something-something]
AND NOW you both shall DIEEEE!!!!!!!1
>gamers
>>25059158
I think you are lost roast beef sandwich. Tumblr is the other way.
>>25059201
Gamer's butthurt. You're such a looser wasting you life playing silly games. You can't be even considered a man. I slit on you. You disgust me.
>>25059228
I don't even play games you retarded roastie. I insulted you before a stupid slut who sucks dick for a living and is a living breathing fuck doll whos purpose in life is solely to please and serve men has no place in criticizing what men do in their private time. Now fuck off you dirty wet dog of a slut and suck more cock like how you enjoy to do.
What's the most alpha think you've ever done?
>broke a guys jaw at a bar for trying to slap his girlfriend about two months ago
>like literally his jaw is wired shut and he hasn't been back
>7/10 bartender at said bar started texting me after that, thinks I'm alphabro
>just asked if she can come over after work and maybe sleep here
>of course I said yeah
I'm might be getting some pussy tonight guys, wish me luck
>Mfw
>>25058930
Omega tier would've been to avoid the situation and keep to yourself
Beta tier would've been to coldcock the guy
Alpha tier would be confront him, square up and then break his jaw
Which did you do anon?
Shot a dumb nigger who tried to rob the gas station I was at.
>>25059028
Pushed him away from her, he pushed me against the wall/balcony thing outside, I pushed him again and before I had a chance to come back I cracked him
There was some words involved but that's the jist of it
EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY LIVIN' NOW
EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY FUCKS
EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY LIVIN' NOW
EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY SUCKS
>>25058872
It's going to be released next year, right?
Life is but a dream
Drifting on a stream, a stream
Consciously it seems
All of what remains
I'M
SITTING IN MY ROOM
WITH A NEEDLE IN MY HAND
JUST WAITING FOR THE TOMB
OF SOME OLD DYING MAN
