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>go to a job interview
>answer all these loaded questions that put me on the spot
>after the interview be told that my gpa is too low to be considered for a job at the company
>still get emails from company about job openings
are they just fucking with me?
Sometimes they will ask you to interviews even if you dont qualify for jobs just to see if maybe you're better than your resume lets on.
At the interview where they discover you're retarded they will tell you you're not good enough.
>>25053904
>have a job interview
>3 phone call interviews
>fuck up easy questions that I know the answer to because I'm nervous
>can hear the disappointment in the interviewers voice
>ends with him telling me to go read chapter 1 of a textbook on the subject
>>25053968
THEN WHY DO I KEEP GETTING EMAILS ABOUT JOB OPENINGS?
WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY WANT FROM ME?
I don't care of that's a boy or a girl, I'd fuck that and I'm not gay lol
rose is life
>fuck a boy
>not gay
You're taking to another level platonic familia
WHO
THE FUCK
IS ROSE
don't test me robot
>tfw 5'10 manlet (179cm) just 1cm away from 5'11
you guys don't know the pain of failing so close
Use metric like any civilized country lmao
>>25053870
i'm 182cm with shoes, still feels short
>>25053833
>tfw everyone is ignoring my thread
Not even saying anything about them as people but how come even in porn asians have tiny dicks?
Its so unrealistic that something that microscopic will make a japanese girl literaIly cry while being fucked
kind of takes away from it because of how ridiculous it is
asian vaginas are proportionally small so it's like there is no difference to them
It's odd because there are definitely japs out there with average sized penises
>>25053732
Only Americans cast men with the biggest penises they can find
I tell people that I don't have facebook for privacy and lifestyle reasons but the real reason is that I don't want everybody to find out I don't have any friends
Same here
I have a facebook but its filled with shit i would post in 7th grade like videogame pictures and shit
>>25053589
>>25053620
if people are asking for your facebook, you're a normie
I was in the same position. Thing is that you can turn all to private. You can hide your friendlist so no one will be able to tell who or how many friends you have. Also you can put things like comments/likes of your pics to private so no one will see.
And it is respectable too, even qt girls do that. Get FaceBook, there is no running away. You can't tell someone you don't have a cell phone or email.
Tinder general ?
Tinder general
>tfw fucked 4 girls from tinder on the 5 I've met in about 2.5 months
First tip : GET YOUR PHOTO DONE BY A PROFESSIONNAL PHOTOGAPHER. IT'S HIS JOB TO MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD.
Believe me, it changes everything.
How many girls have you met / fucked from Tinder ? What went right ? What went wrong ?
Currently talking to 5 girls, meeting one every evening until saturday.
One of them is a former collegue who had a boyfriend then but they broke up and she's being very allusive on what she wants us to do tonight.
Wish me luck !
Tinder is for all the ugly women wanting to fuck handsome men.
Girls never say the first word. What do you open with ?
Post ugly/weird looking chicks you found on tinder.
Let's turn the tables on these picky cunts, lads.
I'm disgusted because I would fuck that Stacey ham beast
Been single too long.
I found a girl who was really uncanny valley. I don't know if she was a human lel.
She's 6/10
Having no tits has some advantages for this chestlet: she never needs to spend any money on bras. Unfortunately, shed really really like to buy bras: she always dreamed of one day growing up and being able to wear at least a very small size without embarrassing herself. But it's clear that this day will never come.
So while real women can enjoy themselves by wearing nice bikinis/lingerie and making men drool with their cleavage, all the chestlet can do is color her hair if she wants to attract attention or feel good about herself.
Too bad that the good feeling never lasts very long - every evening when she gets undressed to go to bed, she has to accept the sad reality that her flat chest makes her totally inadequate and that she can never satisfy men the way real women can. She'll always just be the girl who lets him facefuck her or a punching bag for him to vent his anger on. Never the woman that he respects, lusts after and loves.
Men don't care about cup size.
>>25053201
Small titties are cute as fuck imo but it's orbably cause I'm a huge faggot.
>>25053220
That's not really true. We care about bra-size as in something nice-to-have. It's definitely not a dealbreaker for men I know. It's not like women and height.
Me and my friends need senior quotes, give us some good ones /r9k/
Make it into some kind of cryptic anagram that ends up spelling a meme
Or maybe "REEEEE" would suffice if you're not feeling creative
>friends
get out
"just be yourself"
>original
How does this make you feel?
http://imgur.com/gallery/LrdYHhx
I just want to give her hug :3
>tfw no qt sperg gf to shitpost with
>>25052934
I don't know what to feel, nothing probably. Some "autistic" Stacey.
Okay guys, I need to tell you a story since you guys turned me into a fucking homo.
>Be 25
>Lost virginity at 17, fucked 12 girls since.
>Develop a fetish for traps and shemales on the side.
>Still love pussy, but fantasize about fucking traps and girls at the same time.
>Going on 2.5 years in a relationship with a girl.
>Pretty horny all the time, even though we fuck like 7 times a week. Decide Im going to look for pussy on the side because Im a piece of shit who craves to be desired by women who are not my girlfriend.
>Make an OKcupid profile, really cute, slim asian girl messages me, we start talking. Shes incredibly cocky (no pun intended), but I like that. She keeps saying how beautiful she is.
>Find out shes actually a foreginer, shes only been here about 1.5 years.
>Then she immediately tells me shes a guy.
>"...you have a dick?"
>"Yes, Im a actually a boy, but Im even more beautiful than the girls here lol!"
>Fuck...is this for real. Will I actually get to fuck a sexy little asian transgirl?
>We meet up. Nervous as fuck. I mean, Ive been with a ton of girls, but this is whole new territory.
Continuing in next post.
>>25052850
carry on fagball
>She brings me to her room, and I start taking off my jacket. We just planned on hanging out.
>She sits down on the bed. Im like "Haha I like your posters" etc.
>Sit next to her. She just instantly starts making out with me.
>Alright, cool. Never kissed a dude before, but theres nothing male about this person.
>Immediately she goes for my cock, starts rubbing it. Im hard as fucking diamonds at this point.
>I put my hands down her pants. I instantly felt a tiny hard cock. I stopped for a split second, before I quickly realized "Oh yea...shes got a dick...so this is what another persons dick feels like."
>A lot of heavy making out and grinding, humping. Eventually she gets on top and starts blowing me. Feels fucking amazing. No female woman has ever given me a blow job like this before. Its insane.
>"Fuck, you suck so good, keep going."
>"Just tell me when you're going to cum baby."
>I eventually get really close, and tell her Im getting close. She stops.
>She starts to strip, all the way down to just her underwear. At this point shes wearing these really cute tight boy shorts and her cock is clearly outlined.
>Now, I know I dont have the biggest cock. Im a white guy, I have a 7 incher. Its alright. But holy fuck, asian guys really DO have tiny dicks. This dick was like... 4.5 inches MAX. It was insane.
>I say "Its almost like a clit".
>"Have you ever sucked a cock before baby?"
>"Uh...no. "
Hmmmmmmmm!
Okay then
How does he make you feel, /r9k/?
He makes me feel awoo
He doesn't look like he'd be very fun to be around unless that's how he dresses all the time
>>25052534
oh hey there ferenc
how goes it warrior?
>>25052536
that's fucking billy you fool.
billy is more fun to be around than you will ever be.
There is no point of living without a friend
The point of life is to be happy and /r9k/ is the inescapable pit of hopelessness full of evil people who will warp your mind into thinking that happiness and pursuing change is a bad thing
>>25052477
How do I live with a friend?
You can find friends anywhere. The best ones are the ones that understand what it's like to be you!
/r9k/ is my friend
you're all my friend and your insanity keeps me sane
Hello fellow wageys
Who else here /poopingatwork/ and getting paid for literally shitting at work?
NEETs how do you compete with this? Getting paid for letting out a massive shit-load at work - NEETs you can't compete
most of the NEETs on this board are ages 14-19 so yea
>>25052245
Better push it out fast, don't want your boss to think your slacking off now do you?
>>25053532
I'm going to work from home today. Did you know that you can still have the coziness of NEETdom and get money?
Of course you didn't you failed bologna sandwich.
how do I kill my libido?
You shoot it
Don't look at porn or think about sex. Focus on your hobbies.
>>25052193
Heroin
I also rape your faggot twink ass, moot, if you dont remove the original comment shit
