Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 915. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 915. page
Drug questions/drug general
>Best drug you've taken
>Drug you've taken more than any other
>Best drugs you've ever combined
>Favorite over all drug
X
Cocaine
See the two above
Depends on the situation/company, but probably cocaine
>>29620524
>>Best drug you've taken
LSD, every time is a new experience and clouds look groovy
>>Drug you've taken more than any other
Weed, I smoke almost every day
>>Best drugs you've ever combined
Weed, Adderall, and booze
>>Favorite over all drug
LSD
Oxycodone
Cocaine
Idk
Oxycodone
If you are female and have large breasts you can get anything you want with almost no effort.It's not fair
Unless you're old and/or fat.
>>29620517
>Chads for sexual satisfaction
>Beta cucks for financial support
>Other women for emotional support/unleashing feminine aggression
A perfect life.
my gf has macromastia and gigantic tits, she refuses to use them for free money streaming of games or other cheap tits and instead spent the last 4 years getting a degree and working her ass off to be educated. She also disliked feminists and done community work to show the plight of single dads.
So not always, also r8
>she sounded so enthusiastic when talking to you
>gets a bf
>instantly ditches you
>tfw you were an emotional tampon
>>29620496
Sounds like she wanted to date you but you never made a move
>>29620536
No, women are just like this. I talked to a girl for YEARS and when she was single we Skyped for hours every day but whenever she had a bf we just messaged each other every once in a while.
I moved across the country to try my luck with her and she fucking told me she wasn't interested in being more than friends but I was her "best friend" and she'd kill herself if I stopped talking to her.
One night she called me crying because she got drunk and sucked some Chad's dick and I told her to send nudes or I'd delete her forever.
She called me an asshole and we haven't talked in two years and I'm much better off.
you didnt make a move
dont be sad over something you never claimed
stupid af
no exclusivity
?Hello
?Is someone there
Hello Who is this
Aw fuck its him, no way Im answering.
helo yes?
What's the best solution to the NEET problem? I personally think they should either be killed as they are too useless to contribute to society or make them useful by subjecting them to concentration camp style work programs to force them to get out of their lazy fucking ass and do something with their lives.
>>29620397
Get them hooked up with government or ad jobs to shill and manipulate ideas or products to sell to normans and pay them for that.
They'll be getting paid to help out others by making memes and shitposting so it won't sound as much as wageslaving.
Sounds better than your edgy ass plan OP.
>Contributing to society meme
>Implying NEETs are a problem
shit plan OP
There are plenty of immigrants to do the work I would have done. Personally, I don't see the motivation to have a job at all these days.
Who /skeleton/ here?
>Hungry
>Fry myself some eggs
>Lose appetite while doing it
>Now staring at a full plate with no desire to eat
>>29620362
I'm skeleton 6'1 63kg but not an anorexic idiot like you, fucking eat some food or you'll die
>>29620362
can someone teach me how to enjoy food.
Lanker here
I've recently started wondering what it's like to be a skeleton. 6'3 300 pounds here.
Pic related, my skeletonmode inspo.
Can someone not fucking retarded explain one simple concept that normalfags don't seem to understand?
>Chad posts pics of his great looks and shows his great body off in that new swimsuit with his other Chad great looking friends
>Stacey posts pic showing her great boobs and big ass and attractive face in her bikini with her 10/10 face
>hundreds of likes and compliments
>a robot posts a pic of something legitimately earned through hard work such as a Lamborghini or Ferrari or yacht
>"OMG UR SUCH A FUCKIN ASSHOLE SHOWOFF DUDE!! GO FUCK URSELF!!!"
Explain this retarded concept to me. Just because normie fucks are too much of a failure to succeed in life means they have to talk shit to those more successful? Poor fucking normies can't handle being put in their place.
>>29620345
I have literally never seen what you talk about
Stop the strawmans or use examples, faggotron
>>29620345
post example of norms raging over that because I didn't know that was a thing
>>29620382
Are you literally retarded? You don't see people called Showofffs online for posting pics of expensive shit
You should kill yourself for being this new to the internet
It says here you're 26 years old, but has never had a job. Can you explain why?
I'm CIA for you
>>29620312
because fuck the police
The flight plan that I had filed with the agency crashed.
college in nyc. summer session so girls are wearing whatever to lecture. there's this one girl however.
>not a virgin, normal life, etc.
>wage cuck on the verge of suicide and drug addiction
>farthest thing from a normie, trust me.
>she glanced at me multiple times
>even a better looking dude tried talking to her
>she brushes him off and keeps throwing this, "talk to me" body language.
>literally impossible to concentrate at this point
>sits a few rows in front of me.
>she literally started walking towards my desk when she went to get her test from professor after grading.
>she visibly embarrassed.
>today only one row away from me.
this is the part that fucks with me. we've been glancing, but she's always been in regular leggings and t shirt, still looking hot af, but today, i think she dressed up a bit.
>shirt with entire back exposed
>lacy white bra
>she looks back
>stretches and puts her hair in a ponytail
>i'm dying, can't concentrate, want to cheat on gf so badly, but can't
>i'm gonna fail this fucking class
>i can't sit near her
>i really can't
>help me robots
You're just a faggot normie piece of shit who doesn't even deserve a gf because you're thinking of cheating on her. Kill yourself.
>>29620310
this is true. I will follow your advice when I feel comfortable with doing so, thank you.
>>29620212
>want to cheat on gf
>gf
nice try normie, get the fuck off this board, robots and cyborgs only
Hello /r9k/, I wanted to share a story with you all.
>I was 17 then
>I lived in a small town in the mid-west
>I knew this girl who lived down the street from me
>Call her Katie
>She was kind of tall with long brown hair and hazel eyes
>I found her to be beautiful
>We would still walk home together everyday still even though we weren't that close anymore
>I guess you could say that she was my first crush
>During that summer Katie and I both got jobs as camp counselors at a day camp at our local park
>It was pretty boring and tedious, plus I hated dealing with the kids
>Katie on the other hand, was amazing with them
>She was always very positive and caring towards them
>Eventually, we get kind of close being together everyday and we develop a routine of going down to the woods behind the park to eat lunch, as the camp was for younger kids so it got out at around noon
>We would eat, talk and listen to music
>We would always have a good time and I really liked talking to her
>One of these times we were sitting there like normal, I believe it was a few weeks after we had started working there
>This spot where we'd sit was perched on top of this bit of land, overlooking a pond
>We were seated under a tree listening to a song which I can't remember, but I remember it was good and I was enjoying it
>I notice her hand was moving closer to mine
Cont.
OP here, I have it mostly written out, although I still have a little more to write so just bump if you want me to continue.
>>29620217
>>29620186
fucking go on dude
Bump please boss?
So I'm someone who is an ISTP or an INTP depending on how they're feeling. Am I fucked or can I become successful?
I would say that obviously no personality type is inherently unsuccessful. But you personally may be fucked if you have to ask something like this
>>29620214
I'm asking because many robots are able to tell how the different personality types will fit in with normies and I am requesting their insight on the subject.
I've had at least four different scores (INTP, INTJ, ENTP and ENFJ) on the MBTI, so I wouldn't worry about varying on a single letter. Then again I'm not successful so maybe don't take my advice.
Why are there so many chads these days? I can't go anywhere in my town or at work where I don't see one that looks like this guy or very close. All 6'2, all have blue/green eyes, all extremely chad looking. And to make matters worse, there is a shortage of attractive young girls. Its like 10 chads for 1 "hot" girl out here, leaves me with nothing I can't compete.
>>29620159
Since the sexual revolution in the 60's there has been a disparity of sexual selection between chads and betas, the 80-20 meme is real. So naturally now that females are only engaging in relations with chads, it stands to reason that they are also birthing chads.This is overall better for society, more chads is better
>>29620433
This. I can't wait to die and be reborn in a Chad-Stacy world as a Chad or a Stacy. All degenerates, myself included, need to die off already so the superior genes can populate this world.
>>29620433
we're literally getting cucked out of existence.
I've seen a lot of women doing subhuman, demeaning stuff but almost no videos were men do such stuff.
Why do women seem to lack qualities as pride and decency? Are they really just animals?
Is it really true than alpha can persuade a woman to do fucking anything, even being shat on in her mouth.
>>29620071
Women are truly disgusting.
>>29620071
dude, theres like a million vids of women shitting in mens mouth.
i once saw a vid where a dude was eating from the girls butt like a baby bird from its mamas throat.
>>29620071
>but almost no videos were men do such stuff.
There's much less of a market for guys doing that kind of stuff, so there's much less *professional* porn of it. Look up homemade videos and you'll find a shitload of it. You're also not looking for it (or anything related to it), which is another factor. Go to xhamster and search for "sissy" or another related fetish term, and you'll find a ridiculous amount of them.
>you post angry rants calling her a roastie
>she keeps Chad's dick nice and toasty
>>29620049
Take it to reddit, asshole.
>>29620049
Pretty good! You got any more robot rhymes?
You try to plead that you're a nice guy
Already inside her rests Chad's creampie
when did you become an real adult
when I met a guy off craigslist and sucked his dick and gave up on life afterwards
late 20s
i was such a pussy in my early 20s
>>29620081
Are you homosexual or just a victim of the internet and debilitating loneliness?
![matthew_noszka_nude_3-z[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/whnyhZd.jpg "matthew noszka nude 3-z[1]")
