Is Desiigner the robot rapper?
>>29620818
Is this another post where people pretend to not understand normie culture? So they can fit in with a bunch of beta freaks?
>>29620818
Have you heard of Google?
Trapster
>tfw no belly gf who likes to read
Belly gf thred?
>>29620810
Fat girls are gross.
t. guy who dated a fat girl
>>29621229
*beautiful. Do not EVER post negatively about plus size goddesses again or else there will be big trouble.
>tfw small bone structure
>tfw too narrow shoulders relatively to head
>tfw any amount of gym and broteins won't fix it
just fuck my shit up senpai-kun
>tfw you have several bone deformities
>tfw one of them is absolutely impossible to correct and likely has adverse effects elsewhere on/in the body
>tfw another is possible to correct but is only corrected somewhere far away and costs more money than you will ever have in your entire life and may possibly have adverse effects
>tfw another is confirmed to adversely affect the body elsewhere and is an extreme hindrance to basic physical activity and especially...
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>tfw 6'1"
>tfw have super masculine frame
>tfw handsome
>tfw several girls have asked me out
>tfw a fucking tranny
I'd switch places with you in a heartbeat, OP
>>29621324
4 years hrt
Started at 16
Sometimes life doesn't turn out to be worth living
You hit the GYM HARD, while Chad eats pizza
Girls look at your gymcel body and think "ewww what a try hard" while they look at the chad and think "i love him, he just does what he wants, not even concerned about the whole bodybuilding thing".
Chad STILL looks INFINITELY better than you because of his GENETICALLY DETERMINED HEIGHT, FRAME and FACE.
Women are getting more and more choice and validation and its either CHAD or NOTHING
Why haven't you gymcels learnt yet?
It's either ALPHA GENETICS, or BETA RESULTS.
>>29620770
>still falling for the womeme
wew
if you're going to get fit, might as well get /fit/.
I stopped caring about getting fit. That's for normies. I just eat pizza and play video games instead.
>tfw gf
>>29620770
>Going to gym to get girls.
This is the shittiest rational to work out at the gym. Even more so then the muscle heads and chads who do it to get buffed. You should work out becuase it's good for YOU and when your done you feel better.
Seriously it's not something that should ever be a chore to impress someone. Fine a good routine, i.e use the the p90x workout sheets and stick with it consistantly. You shouldn't be spending more then 1hr max working out.
Serious question.
What happens when you inject a cute girl with female hormones? Will they become my ultra feminine fuck-slaves?
Bump for answer. If it works for traps then surely it works for cute girls, right?
>>29620750
It's like giving a dude testosterone
They stop producing estrogen for a while untill she takes no more injections.
You know the rules
Dubs dies in their sleep tonight
Trips sleepwalk murder suicides
Quads killa tax
>>29620747
pity post for you
Most important roll of all rolls!
>>29620747
give me dubs please.
>tfw no black bf
It sucks living in the whitest state in america. I just want a cute black bf like pic related.
you want a lightskin man not a black man
>>29620739
He's clearly white?
bruh that guy is like 90% white.
>your age
>how many times a day you fap
20, 2-3 times.
>>29620725
21, 0-1
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>>29620725
Enjoy your sex drive while it lasts. Mine died during my mid 20s.
>>29620725
It used to be at least three times in a day, now it's zero times a day.
Wanking really saps your strength.
>tfw 26
>no job
>can't compete with the kids fresh out of hs because neet too long
>can't hold a conversation because haven't had friends in years
how the fuck do i get a job?
25 but my situation is similar to yours
>haven't had a job in 5 years (though I had 2 months work experience about 2 years ago i guess)
>no decent education (went back to college at 23 to do computer science but it'll be another year or two before I can do anything with it and i'll still have no experience)
>no friends and socially retarded
>had job applications where they'll ask me to list references that aren't employers/family...
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>>29621597
I was the same. I just started listing bullshit in my work history. Looked up bankrupt companies and put their phone numbers as references. Finally landed a job last month.
Even if 90% of places do due diligence, you only need to find one of the 10% that doesn't. Also lying on your resume isn't illegal here and you can't be sued for it.
Good luck, robot.
27 year old wrothless NEET here. wish i knew and wish i lived in a real city
first result when doing my usual waste of time job search today
Would /r9k/ play it?
>>29620645
>call of
>DICE
Don't kill yourself
I want to be the one who kills you
>>29620676
> Not realising this is a parody by looking anywhere else on the image.
>>29620645
as long as its free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJk0aYg2jAA
it's full of stupid, as expected
Why do you millenial faggots care so much about youtubers?
>>29620640
Why are people attacking him?
this whole thing is stupid because it's not like Keemstar or dramaalert are going away anytime soon
Drama Alert's got a new host who people like far more and Keems got a new channel in the making "fight for the channel" i think
This won't amount to anything and by next week the youtube community will have found someone else to run out of youtube
>buy telescope - get bored after a month
>buy a gaming PC - play once in a week
>buy a warhammer set - dont even bother to find other people to play with
life is so fucking boring for me, sometimes I go to sleep early just hoping that I will dream about something interesting, hoping that something unusual will happen in my dreams
I wish I could be young again, I'm 25 and I miss times when I was 16, back then I thought life would be better
but 95% of our lives are...
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>>29620568
its supposed to be
>95% of our lifetime
sorry, I'm not a native speaker
>>29620568
Try lucid dreaming
>>29620568
Do some drugs dude
Maybe get some anti depressants or go crazy with some psychedelics
Can we have an autisitic mistakes thread? Pic related, before you fuckers call me a normie, I'm going to buy them as a "just in case" thing.
>>29620559
>being nervous about buying condoms
This guy is going to have sex! What a fucking retard
If you aren't ready to buy condoms you aren't ready for sex
>>29620559
Just go get some damn condoms. Nobody's judging you unless they think "he's getting laid tonight."
Why does he intentionally try to look like shit in every pic?
Stanley has the potential to be a Chad if he only took care of himself desu senpai
>>29620532
His face slopes to the sides
>>29620532
I have no idea who this is, but among other edits, the first picture enlarges his chin and jaw.
>>29620586
I should add that he's not bad-looking, though. No girls would ever turn him down for his looks.
Just got fucked up by a nigger, only reason I didn't was because I didn't want to go back to jail. It was "mutual combat." Uhh, no. I should have beat his Nigeria ass
Pic related, in a cop car
What happened here original anon
>>29620528
Colorado Avalanche
>>29620528
Tell us your story OP.
2 seconds orriginal