This image is bothersome
>>29324696
Is that the worst u have???
>>29324696
>inb4 someone posts a blacked image
close the tab and never come back before it's too late my phams
Stickers are bothersome
You ribots always claim to be unable to find a gf, but there are eligible ladies everywhere!
If you are so desperate why not date this saucy minx? She is single and ready to mingle! Just begging to please you thriugh and through ;)
>>29324673
she have "her" own place almosr
Christine is a female-identified lesbian, she's not interested in men. Nice try though, OP
>>29324775
Yep, in a few more weeks she will be able to have all the sex she wants in any room she wants. That also means she is about to have an opening if you neets need a place to stay.
When did fat girls start getting called "thick"
>>29324643
>>29324643
Fat=most of jiggle in stomach
Thicc=most jiggle in titties or ass
Not that hard
The internet got overrun by brown people.
>>29324799
dubs confirm basic peen mechanics
>boob and butt fat, peen go up
>tum fat, peen go down
Alright Robots who are virgins.
I bought the Tenga original vacuum cup from Amazon a few days ago, and It just came it.
The size of it is about average I would say. So I unwrap it and you're presented with a well lubed hole. Now, be careful, the first time you stick your dick in, its very cold. However, once it warms up, it feels wonderful. When I first put my dick in, I was afraid it was a little too thick for the toy, because it wouldnt go in that well at first. but it streatches obviously. Even Now while I use it fresh with its lube, it still sort of proapes...
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>>29324619
Ive creampied the egg, and completely ruined it. It was worth it though.
>>29324619
>that image with that post
10/10
>>29324619
>>29324619
>unless you want to go back to fucking your hand, you have to deal with us.
So there actually exists women that are aware we're only in it for the pussy??? I thought they actually thought we liked them for them. Lmao.
>on antidepressant
>spend an hour fapping away, get really wet
>finally right as im about to cum, parents pull into drive way
is there anything worse than this feel?
>>29324617
Don't be a pussy, they're only in the driveway.
>>29324617
>no jizz sock
what are you doin with your life anon?
>Would often think of commiting suicide
>Usually ignore it by playing vidya or watching movies
>Mom made me go see a doctor
>Diagnosed with suicidal depression
>Doctor gave me antidepressants
>Literally all I ever think of now is how I'm going to commit suicide
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What is this.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/63%C2%B002'55.7%22S+60%C2%B057'39.2%22W/@-63.0488643,-60.9597769,398m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x0!8m2!3d-63.0488056!4d-60.9608889
>>29324609
What the hell?!??blessings robot
>>29324609
Difficult to say. Judging by the wake patterns I would assume its not a ship, but rather a breaching whale or seal. Nothing much.
>>29324792
According to that scale thats over 100 meters long.>>29324724
who else /suckateverything/ here?
> tried to get a drivers license, wasted hundreds of my parents money, eventually the instructor told me to just give up
> tried to get in to music and play guitar, after 6 months of lessons all I could were a few chords and even then often messed up
> at school barely passed anything, just too dumb to understand
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>>29324556
get a job that any retard can do like garbage collector
>>29324556
Get autismbux, and let the normies do the dirty job.
>>29324556
>> tried to get in to music and play guitar, after 6 months of lessons all I could were a few chords and even then often messed up
This is normal for guitar you fool. Should've just continued. In fact, go start up lessons again.
>accidentally go on /b/
>thought I was on /r9k/
>couldn't tell the difference until an hour later
holy shit, this place has really fallen.
Tell me about the good old days oldfags
>>29324455
Summer is one hell of a season......
I just checked /b/ and my god you are fucking right. Other than couple roll threads with no text you literally cant tell the difference.
Can Hiro shut us down already?
Anyone else addicted to shagging MILFs?
No, but i'm very addicted to the idea of me shagging MILFs.
I'm very addicted to creeping on milfs.
>>29324389
Fpbp
Oregano
>tfw I want to complain to my ISP about my poor internet service but I'm scared they will dredge up some horrific shit I've done on the internet and report me to the FBI
>>29324315
can... can they do that?
>>29324349
Uh, yeah. You are using their internet service, you think they don't know what you do?
>>29324315
you can always make your wifi public when the police arrives and they will never prove anything
do a script to clear your ass when the police knocks your door
dont forget to change every mac address and delete the cp
>Hey, it looks like anon finally decided to join us
>>29324231
It's you who's joining me.
one of those people are not like the others
>>29324231
>So anon, chad tells me you like those hipster arthoise movies?
Could you ever see yourself settling for "used goods"?
Could you really believe her if she says, "you're the best I've ever had!"
Could you honestly be happy with another man's leftovers, and the baggage he left with her?
>current year
>still giving a shit
bad meme, man
>>29324257
First post best post.
I don't give a shit anymore man. Even if you manage to find a girl who is "pure" she'll end up fucking guys behind your back or breaking up with you one way or another.
At some point you have to grow up and realize women have it easier when it comes to sex and if you could get laid as easily as they do you'd be a manwhore yourself. Don't even try to deny it.
if she's fucked twenty guys she's more likely to fuck a basement dwelling neet
How come people always tell women that their features (height, weight, vaginal appearance or whatever else) are all perfect and beautiful and anyone who doesn't love you for you is a loser virgin faggot.
But it's perfectly acceptable to talk shit about a guy or reject him because of his height, penis size, skin color, even something like the width of his shoulders.
I know this is a common subject, but really, it makes me angry.
Because women are the choosers. And they can be insensitive without consequence. They all want the alphas and don't mind sharing them.
It's their attempt at tryin to smash.
men and women are not equal
Male:37%
Female: 43%
Other: 19%
>>29324058
Is this by weight?
>other
i'm actually suprised people on tumblr post on here in the first place.
i seriously doubt women outnumber men here
Anyone looking to escape? Need to get out of your current living situation? Or are you just looking for a job?
I can help. I run a small business and I am looking for an employee. The business is based in several rooms in my large home. There's already one person working and living here with me, and we're looking for someone else.
The work is very easy and you will be trained fully. I run a cassette tape manufacturing facility. Your job will be quality assurance. All you have to do is run the tape through a machine and it will indicate whether it is defective or not.
The job includes accommodation here in beautiful Beaminister, Dorset, England. I don't care where you are from, because we'll do this all under the table.
Your pay also includes food, just basic stuff like rice and beans and eggs in the morning. You'll also have the opportunity to use your wages to purchase food items and essentials from a shop that I have set up in the house. I stock a good range of food, and I can always order special things in for you.
Wages are 35 british pounds per week. This may seem low but bear in mind that it includes accommodation, all bills, and essential foods.
>>29323859
>England
Sorry m8
shit nigga that sounds like you want to kidnap people. Have them live in a room in your house doing some weird monotonous shit and not be able to sneeze without your permission.
You a degenerate?
>>29326285
>HAHA NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
fuck off