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Why do you cry so much, /r9k/?
>>29323854
if only I wasn't too dead to cry
>feel like i'm about to cry
>are you crying?
n-n-no...
It's just the feels overflowing.
I want to hug Ayano-chan
How could this be achieved?
>>29323809
become kyouko
>>29323809
she would probably dropkick you my man
>>29323964
Is there a way to avoid that?
What if I hug her from behind?
most awkard thing you've done robots?
If anyone can narrow it down to just one they need to get out.
>>29323705
>walking in wildlife area
>have sudden urge to shit
>god damnit not now
>decide to take that shit anyways
>pretty far in and it seems empty so i don't go very far off the trail
>basically in plain sight of the trail
>but far enough away in a ditch that you might miss me
>remove gear
>remove pants
>commence shit
>some fat fuck comes out of nowhere
>walks by on the trail and stares at me the whole time
>>doesn't stop walking
>>no words
>>just staring
i've never been so uncomfortable in my life
>at camp
>get staph
>taking shower to help with staph
>counselor confiscate clothes and leave big shirt
>bunnyhop across the camp in big shirt
Honestly not that bad
inb4 b&
Successful INTJ here. What makes you fags so mad? Is it because we're high energy and not afraid to get shit done? Why are there more alpha INTJs than anything else?
No, I believe INTJ's are the beta autistic but self-important ones.
>>29323685
Am INTJ. Can confirm.
My personality is a venn diagram of overwhelming narcissism/arrogance and crippling self-loathing/insecurity.
>>29323744
You literally described INTPs though. Especially when it comes to the self loathing and insecurity part.
Let's guess who is false flagging here.
nofap pros and cons
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go!
You are shit and your thread is shit op
Keys
Yesterday I fapped 7 times in 6 hours
Facebook has never been so motivational
>>29323650
pros: raging hardened steel boner will last like a russian check tournament
cons: you can't anymore brag about your fapping records here on 4chan
>>29323650
Cons:
NO FAPPING
PERMAKEKED
Pros:
More free time?
OHAYOU /R9K/!!!!!
IT'S A DAM GOOD DAY TO DO YOUR BEST!!! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TODAY?
Practice my instruments and try to record some stuff. You have a good day too, cuteposter
Ohio friend. I just spent a few hours moving furniture for a nice old lady, and am going to be going in to work in a couple hours.
What have YOU done today.
>>29324154
I started working an hour ago! I'll be done in 3 hours!
What's so bad about being in a /multiplepartner/ relationship?
What? Because cuckservatives are Bible thumpers?
>>29323497
I think it touches on some people's insecurity. But to be honest it is not something I would want to be in.
>>29323497
Last GFs already treated me like shit when in a relationship. Can't imagine how it would be then.
>>29323497
i dont have to explain the problems of polyamory, they will experience the horrible aftermath themselves when they realize after having 60+ partners that they no longer feel anymore and question if they are still human
Share you feels, stories, etc.
>walk past 2 white kids, probably ~2 & 5 YO
>"Ay! Ay, black boy!"
>completely ignore them and keep walking
>they shout even louder
Where the fuck does a ~2 YO, 50cm tall kid get this behaviour from? This ain't the 1st this shit has happened too. Literally get shit just for existing
deleted all image folder, so no black wojak with a fade pic
Because whites are just dumb bleachmonkeys and their children are spoiled cunts. Is this actually news to you?
>>29323682
Although it might look like it, I'm not race baiting.
It's not so much about whites as it is the question of how a child that small can behave like that. Disgusting parents...
>tfw if you are black and beta nobody wants you
>Black women only want Tyrone, zero chance at beta bux, they would rather remain single mothers and remain his "side chick"
>White women generally dislike black men with the exception of trailer trash, who like only Tyrone
>Asian women hate black men ten times as much as white women do
>Hispanic women generally dislike black men
On top of that
>Can't fall for the boypussy meme, because femboys and traps hate black men just as much as everyone else, except really trashy, slutty ones, who again only want Tyrone
>Can't hire a prostitute because they all say "no black men"
How often do you catch women mirin in the street? I'm 'mired all the time, probably because I'm 6'3", have a nice face and dress well.
I always seem to catch women staring at me, but I think its just because I am ugly? 6'2 with long hair and I always constantly make stupid jokes.
>>29323406
What kind of long hair, the stylish longish hair or the basement dweller long?
>>29323386
I dress well, but my hair is a tangled mess atm. It's thick and wavy though, which I think helps me out a bit.
6'3, 190 lbs. Girls my age stare at me a lot.
How do you deal with crippling loneliness?
>>29323341
I made a tulpa. Maybe it sounds like some fingerbox-tier bullshit, but it seems to work for me.
You don't. You find company, or curl up and die.
>>29323341
By getting on my computer to play games and listening to music at full volume to block out the outside world. Then once I leave my computer, I get smashed with loneliness, but at least it delays it.
NEET here, Hungry and exhausted at work, wagekek?
I just finished this delicious footlong from Subway. There's nothing more satisfying than getting a sandwhich made with fresh ingredients that was HAND CRAFTED to it MY desires by a qaulified sandwhich artist.
Now that i've ensured that my body recieved the healthy and fresh nutrients it needs, *yawnn* I think i'm going to go take a nap.
Don't worry, wagekekie. You're two days of freedom are almost here, but then again, tick tock goes the clock, wagekek.
As they say wagekeky. Another day, another dollar.
>>29323299
Just finished eating a nice lunch of tuna and salad that I brought from home because I'm not a fucking animal.
Subway is overrated garbage - glad you're telling yourself that a chicken sandwich with three slices of green pepper drowned in mayo is 'healthy and fresh'.
Enjoy your 5th nap of the day NEET. Maybe when you wake up things won't be so bad..
>work at mcd
>eat whatever i want, when i want, for free
>had a sundae and bbq burger
>caught up on some tv episodes i missed
>shitpost here
>get paid to do it
Only difference is I have to do it on my mobile instead of my computer
>>29323299
Thisthread was narrowly not-missed by me.
Why are Asians so attractive and cute
>>29323282
They also make the best girlfriends. Asian women know how to serve their white masters.
>>29323282
>Cherry picking attractive and cute Asian ladies
>Confirmationbias.jpg
>Thinking they are ALL attractive and cute
Kek.
>>29323282
To be fair you could have posted actual attractive asians like kanna hashimoto
who /has a hot mom/ here?
>>29323235
>Who /has a mom/ here?
all my friends have hot moms and i've subtly been trying to fuck them since I hit puberty. Managed to fuck 2 of them so far. Seriously there is no other rush greater in the world than fucking your friend's mom while her husband/your friend is out of the house
>>29323319
I know all my friends think that way about mine but I don't know if they have ever been successful
Why don't you just go and fuck a dolphin? They're much more willing to fuck you than any woman ever would.
So what's stopping you /r9k/?
>tfw no cetacean gf
Landlocked cuntry
Luckily we are headed towards genetic engineering and dolphins are pretty smart, surely my dolphin bf can't be that far off
I'm only attracted by humans.
I desperately want to smoke a cigarette
someone convince me not to
Go buy a pack and smoke some senpai. It's ok.
>>29323074
Observe the craving and it'll just pass. Don't even fight it or wait for it to die. Just observe how you're feeling.
>>29323074
keep >>29323174 in mind and remember that robots give bad advice
Also: Enjoy your poor health; your circulation will get hurt in the short run, and you'll feel lethargic as a consequence
