most awkard thing you've done robots?

If anyone can narrow it down to just one they need to get out.

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>>29323705
>walking in wildlife area
>have sudden urge to shit
>god damnit not now
>decide to take that shit anyways
>pretty far in and it seems empty so i don't go very far off the trail
>basically in plain sight of the trail
>but far enough away in a ditch that you might miss me
>remove gear
>remove pants
>commence shit
>some fat fuck comes out of nowhere
>walks by on the trail and stares at me the whole time
>>doesn't stop walking
>>no words
>>just staring

i've never been so uncomfortable in my life

>at camp
>get staph
>taking shower to help with staph
>counselor confiscate clothes and leave big shirt
>bunnyhop across the camp in big shirt
Honestly not that bad

inb4 b&

>>29323705
>someone says "hi"
then it's either me saying "what?", because i'm not sure i've heard someone saying "hi" or i respond, but they didn't say "hi" to me
always

>be 11ish
>Like to go behind the shelves in big warehouse stores
>Way to old to be doing this anyways
>crawling behind boxes near baby isle
>store lady showing couple around
>goes over to strollers where I'm hiding
>get nervous so autism activates
>only logical thing is to curl up an act like nothings happening
>store lady removes box I'm hiding behind
>She goes silent
>All three stare at me huddled up in the fetal position for a few seconds
>she puts the box back and escorts the couple away
>the couple probably had second thoughts on having kids

>at camp
>dinnertime
>people are praying
>silent as fuck
>sudden urge to fart
>fart
>everyone laughs

camp was hell after that.. god why couldn't i just hold it in for a few minutes? people made fun of me for farting and some were angry because I farted while they were praying.. Worst part is I couldn't leave camp so I bascially paid money to be made fun of