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Why am I afraid of women? I can't relax around them or interact with them normally.
Because you recognize how much power they hold and their willingness to destroy men.
Now you must learn to hate them, as it is the only way they will have no power over you.
Around roasties, never be unwary!
>>29328129
bad parentingnot original
Post videos or images of robots getting BTFO
School shooter getting tackled and disarmed.
>>29328095
What is even happening?
Is he reloading?
That girl just walks so casually.
Also the tackler points a gun at him in the beginning?
Did that push really knock him out?
>>29328340
Looks like some pepper spray.
He didn't knock him out.
He's sitting still because he doesn't want a load of buckshot in the back, from the look of it.
is that girl mentally retarded or what the fuck. no wonder so many women get hurt in these events they're obvious as fuck in their actions and getaways
How do you tell if you're a bad person or not?
>>29328088
it does not matter
>>29328124
Fair point. Ok, try this: How do you stop caring wheter or not you're a bad person?
>>29328154
realize 98% of humanity is fucking garbage and deserve any shit that they get from anyone who gives it to them
>smile at Life and Life will smile at you
Then it gives you cancer.
>>29327937
Thanks tumblr I smile at you too ;)
Smile of deeeeeeeeath
How do I become a hardcore mercenary?
I already have the mind of a wardog but I lack training.
>>29327914
>I already have the mind of a wardog but I lack training.
so train, lol?
>but I lack training
Wow, I wonder what you could be missing...
>>29327914
Line up the special enemy spawns in a hallway and then pop your 1shot arm move.
I am a very lazy person. A friend of mine, who is very hard working and dedicated, really wants to remove the lazyness from me.
She even hits me for this.
She is very violent but for some reason my family thinks she loves me
i think i am going to die
marry her you fucking faggot
Just kill her you cuckmaster.
>>29328189
she challenged me to a "duel" and i lost. I am not strong enough
>>29328058
i don't think she would want to marry me
>Very close online friend is killing himself
>Couldn't talk him out of it
>He cut contact with me
I don't know how I'm going to begin to cope with this, it's going to destroy me and I'm already crying now.
I lost two online friends to suicide. I suspect there might be a third because he suddenly disappeared after losing his job. (you'd think he'd spend more time online. But this was months ago).
I know the feeling. You feel like you're a terrible friend if you couldn't convince them. I still feel the guilt to this day.
I am alone IRL. I don't want to be alone online too.
Replace that guilt with anger.
Your friend sounds like an idiot.
>>29327880
Maybe if you went to Hell with him, you'd be able to bring him back, faggot
OK robots, Story time
It's a long one, but bear with me
>be me, 24, uni student, virgin
>have only asked out 6 girls in my life, two back in school, the second of them was my oneitis for 3 years at that time
>when she found an excuse not to go out with me I stopped even trying for 6 years
>only felt confident enough to ask a girl out almost exactly a year ago
>she was seeing someone else at the time
>she said she would've gone out with me if I had asked her earlier
>next girl just wanted to fuck me, but not date
>didn't go for it because I was already in love with her
>she turned out to be a huge slut/cunt, broke my heart and even made fun of me afterwards
>next girl was an 18 y/o who just wanted to be friends
>last girl I was already good friends with when I noticed I had feelings for her
>had a huge fight over it because she wasn't into me but didn't want to lose me as a friend
>was convinced me asking her out would mark the end of our friendship
>we're still friends but not as close
now to the interesting part
>new semester started mid-april
>study English, so lots of girls in my classes
>don't really care at first, wanted to make it through the semester without girl trouble
>one day in class
>teacher gives us group work
>turn around to my partner
>see girl sitting in last row
>blonde qt, 10/10
>can't describe how pretty she is without sounding incredibly cheesy (not even kidding)
>looks like pic related
>as I look at her, she looks up and sees me
>smile at her
>she smiles back
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT
cont.
>>29327828
cont.
>go home, check all the names on the course registration list
>finally find her Facebook
>my god she's beautiful
>can't believe this angel smiled at me
>only see her once more in class, then she doesn't show up anymore
>crap, I missed my chance to talk to her
>make up my mind that I will ask her out if I see her again
>we have to do presentations for that class, so I figure she'll show up then
>day of her presentation comes by
>she's not there
>probably dropped the class altogether
>be sad af
>first time a girl this pretty smiled at me and now I won't see her again
>friends make fun of me "you wouldn't have talked to her anyways, I know you"
>get even more depressed since they're probably right
>go to class the week after, not expecting anything
>suddenly blondie enters the room
>oh crap, she's here
>her group is doing the presentation
>can't take my eyes off her for the entire thing
>I said I would talk to her if I see her again, so I wait until after class
>have to wait around in front of classroom since her group is getting feedback from the teacher
>she leaves, says good bye to the others and sits down on a bench
>still stand there, pretending I'm waiting for someone
>Ok Anon, you can do this!
>take a few minutes to muster up the courage to talk to her
>then walk over
cont.
>>29327893
cont.
>"Hey, are you also waiting for someone?"
>she looks up
>"I'm waiting for my bus, I have theater rehearsal. Who are you waiting for?"
>"I'm meeting a friend here"
>"Oh no, are you being stood up?"
>"No, he still got a few minutes left"
>holy crap, we're actually talking
>we engage in a proper conversation
>talk about her playing theater since her childhood
>she has rehearsal literally every day right now
>topic of uni comes up
>turns into this silly bit:
>she says she's new in that major
>"You've been here longer, right?"
>I respond jokingly "Yeah, I know you can see that I'm old."
>"What? Old? You're not old. How old are you?"
>"24"
>"24 is not old. If that's old then I'm old too. I'm 23, turning 24 in august"
>"Well, then you're not old for another 2 months"
>"Oh, and then I'm old? Thank god I have some time left"
>"Yeah, but remember I'll still be older than you"
>"Oh right, and maybe you'll turn 25 this year?"
>"In september. I can basically retire by then"
>she laughs
>can't believe how well this is going
>she looks at her watch
>totally forgot the time
>"Oh, I gotta go to catch my bus now. I hope your friend is still coming. See you next week!"
>look after her as she leaves
>didn't have time to ask her out but decide it's better this way
>go home all excited
>can't wait until next class
cont.
I'm here to listen, go on OP!
https://youtu.be/I52eefwAKDE
+point out the most notable lyric of it
>only shadows ahead
>>29327827
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rwdUVjyxWrM
>Now you're knocking at my door, saying "please come out against the night". But I would rather be alone then pretend I feel alright
Enjoy this musical piece.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUNRT3I13-Q
Jamiroquai is life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0yUzV1IHm0
>I'm stuck on the highway leading straight to hell
>Like any other drifter with a soul to sell
>You know I'm dealing with the devil in everyone I meet
>And their faces tell a story that life is so sweet
And this too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnKl4064vEo
>Dreams have disappeared.
>his whole life can be summed up by a song
kek
I'm 100% straight, but if I stare at this pic after about 15 seconds I start to get hard against my will
Am I a faggot? What about you?
IF YOU LIKE CROSSDRESSING BOYS THEN YOU SHOULD ALSO SHAVE UR LEGS AND WEAR RAINBOW SOCKS UP TO UR THIGHS AND POST CLOSE UP PICS OF UR DIRTY BUTTHOLE AND WRINKLY SACK AND """"""""""""""""FEMININE""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" PENIS AND COMMUNICATE TO OTHER PEOPLE SUCH AS YOUR SELF VIA CROPPED ORGASMING ANIME GIRL FACES AND STUTTER TYPING WITH LIBERAL USE OF EMOTICONS THEN KILL YOURSELF WHEN YOU'RE TOO OLD AND GROSS FOR ANYONE TO WANT TO LOOK AT ANYMORE LOL
maid outfits get me diamonds regardless of who or what is wearing it
No asshole, no boner
You are weak, OP
You have 30 seconds to tell what the best candy is and why it's peach rings.
Page candy
>>29327749
>peach rings
Not even close nigger
>>29327749
because it isnt green apple rings, pleb
HOW THE FUCK DO I BECOME RICH?/???
>>29327719
Rob a bank anon. You're not going to amount to anything that will make you money legally.
>save up at least $15K
>Split into 4 groups where you buy/sell stocks weekly
>Check when they're down a big percentage
>Automate the selling process
>>29327719
write a neat ai for porn search
publish it
???
profit
Would you be interested in a girl, who's been in a fmf/mff threesome?
>>29327698
No because that would make them used goods, I demand a virgin.
>>29327698
Yes. As long as there's only one guy involved, I'm fine with a girl who had threesomes.
>>29327698
> fmf/mff threesome
> fmf
> mff
Same thing, goofus.
Hey fembots, I've got a question:
Do you and most other girls have tastes in men the same way we do women? For example, if a tall guy preceded short women, could it be possible that she may prefer short men instead? Things like pic related are always what comes to mind but how true is it?
I like average/tall tubby guys with big hips and slight gyno or shorter men with slight builds.
>>29328196
Tubby guys? Really? Why's that?
>>29327679
Yes. I don't generally like guys over 5'10 for example. I would still date a taller guy if he met other requirements, but I'm not going to seek one out.
I've been seeing some people here try to encourage dating a girl who isn't a virgin. Can you give me an actual reason why it's better than just being alone. I'll never be able to love her and comfortably get intimate with her knowing she has a past. I don't care about sex either so what exactly can a non-virgin girl provide me with. I already have friends and money, I'd like a serious relationship but not with someone with no restraint.
>>29327659
They're just memeing I hope. A good woman doesn't necessarily have to be a virgin. I hope no one seriously think that. But good women are very rare and that's something we should all be aware of too. The SJWs and slut walk types are definitively thrash though.
If you dont care about sex gf isnt much different from a friend.
>>29327716
>non virgin
>good woman
Pick one.
If she's not married and not a virgin she's a fucking whore who will burn in hell with the rest.
Get ready
FUCKING fornicators
