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Hey /botbros/
Virgin Chad here.
I'm having an existential crisis, I'm horny as fuck and always get a lot of matches/compliments but I've only ever gotten a blowjob.
Here's why:
I am very religious after a near death experience while on drugs/ a camping trip in the hot dunes, I was about to die of thirst when I saw God and he pointed out that the way to happiness is a perfect pure virgin marriage where both husband and wife are each other's firsts on the wedding night.
What do I do?
Listen to my dick?
Or my heart?
Listen to your brain and end your life you fucking faggot.
>>29327750
You won't be missing out on competition so easily
"Now, your air forces bomb us daily in Iraq"
tfw bored as fuck and feeling like shit
>>29327637
Same famalam, no motivation to do anything but not satisfied with sitting here. Wat do?
>>29327637
>>29328113
You guys have anything in the kitchen to cook? You could try making something.
Or maybe clean up your houses a bit.
Watch an anime, read a manga, play a video game.
Do any fembots want to be my girlfriend?
You must be a virgin, enjoy fast food, and have impeccable fashion sense.
Pic is me.
>>29327595
Stop imitating reviewbrah you pig
If it was the real deal you would post a vocaroo
>>29327595
I actually find him very cute and would want to be his gf
>>29327738
He would never be with you. He's severely allergic to roasties.
>ywn have a black qtpi gf with nice feet
why live lads
>>29327576
i wanna go to jamaica or trinidad so much ;_;
>>29327635
Or Brazil. Or the American South.
originill commment
hey, i've got a question about waifus
i've recently become open to the idea of getting one, and now that i have one, i don't know what to do. like, what do you do once you claim a waifu? i want to get the most that i can out of this.
>>29327570
Lel you don't really have one, I pretended once too
>>29327570
Fap furiously
Buy things like pillow covers in an insane attempt to make her real
Read tons of doujins
If no one else makes art for her, sexually, try making a Tulpa
>>29327618
Not op but I have a question about buying merchandise for your waifu. Aren't the stuff just made while the show is running, and then it becomes impossible to buyfag?
no comfy autism pals / interpals thread?
I need you guys for emotional support while I check my messages
did you all died seriously?
>>29327556
thanks for reminding me to do my qtcrawl today pal
I deleted my account.
Is there a way to search for a specific city at a time?
I know you can click the city name on a user's location to bring it up, but when I hit page two it resets.
can we have one of these kinds of threads?
here op, your thread is a little better than most of the trash thats up right now
>>29327484
template, and you can switch /s/ out for whatever you want
i need to read more books and find some better waifus
We've seen a flood of cuckoldry threads on 4chan the last year; not just on /r9k/, but on porn boards as well. If cuckoldry is a fetish forced through by corporations or even a conspiracy group, what is the purpose of this process? To what end?
I can understand preying on insecurities that can be compensated by buying commercial products such as make-up and exercise accessories. I don't see the point of making cuckoldry the new bread and butter, however. What do you think?
>>29327460
>something something da jooos
>>29327460
Racial dysgenics so to dumb the society down and thus make it more controllable.
I'm not saying that it is the case at all; but that it is implausible wouldn't make the causal chain illogical.
I blame Japan and its NTR for it permeating through 4chan.
>go on 4chan
>spend all day browsing through the same few boards
>only thoughts running through your head are, "I hate shitposting. I hate memes."
>rarely post because there are no interesting discussions to take part in
>do this all day every day anyway because 4chan is all you have in your life
kill me
>Open laptop so I can continue working on models for my mobile games
>End up on 4chan within 15 minutes
>Spend the rest of the night shitposting
>No progress made
Fuck me, man. I'm going to spend the rest of my life as a wageslave if I can't stop procrastinating. I just can't fucking stop myself.
>>29327541
What sort of dream has you ascribed yourself to, that you think working more gets you out of the wageslave scheme? One step up in the capitalistic ladder is what you'll always be working towards (with the emphasis on working) and you'll never make it out of the middle class anyway.
>>29327452
Gather the energy and put away the computer to meditate somewhere. Even if it's a fucking public park.
Beats being alone, OP
Why haven't you started trainhopping? It's perfect for Robots.
>dangerous
>you do it alone
>no idea of the direction you're headed
>frees the spirit
>you can shitpost from your mobile data and brag about your adventures
It seems really fun, and it's very tempting to attempt it. Has anyone considered doing this?
Vagabond/Getaway general.
>>29327429
ive always wanted to do this, but its not like it used to be in the old days. its not like in kerouac's time, when it was some cool romantic , adventurous thing, and you could be a wandering hobo seeing the country. now youll get knifed and disembowled by some angry homeless mexicans, or gang raped
>>29327429
I'm not a commie.
would anyone do this with me? I've daydreamed about it as a kiddo
C'mon anons!
Say what's on your mind! What's bothering you? You struggling with any problems or mental illnesses?
>>29327423
I sometimes think that I should kill as many people as I can in the name of Blood God, but then I remember I am lazy fuck and continue my existence
>>29327423
I have computer problems but nothing helps. Why must I be so unlucky with technology?
The jews run the banks and the media.
I have decided that to better creep on women I need to develop a foot fetish since women seem to instinctively know when their tits face and ass are being stared at.
Footfags please describe how you got your fetish so I can figure out how to acquire one.
>>29327375
it's a mental illness
vvvvccv
>>29327375
I don't have a foot fetish but I do find myself staring at a girls nice feet in public
can confirm I don't have a foot fetish seeing as I can't jack off to foot fetish porn, the only foot fetish porn I can jack off to is 2d
>>29327375
Pair it with other things you like
Like phat asses
/r9k/ I think I'm addicted to masturbating.
I've fapped 3 times today and getting ready for the 4th. Not in a row, but still I know i'll probably fap a 5th and maybe 6th time. how do i stop it?
pic unrelated
>how do stop touching self.
>Stop tuch self.
>>29327466
it's not that easy i feel such a strong urge to just fap
>>29327348
I know that feel bro and I'm trying to cure myself as well.
Heres a few things I found :
>Stop watching porn
>Don't touch your penis
>Have activities (boredom is the number 1 reason I masturbate desu)
Is it possible to be fat and healthy?
Is it possible to be fat and healthy?
It's possible.
Is it possible that YOU are fat and healthy?
No.
Is it possible to find $1,000 on the street?
>>29327368
http://wtvr.com/2014/04/20/one-man-finds-1000-in-walmart-parking-lot-you-wont-believe-what-he-does-with-it/
does it? I feel like this is the only accomplishment I've made in my life.
Greentext phaggot
>>29327210
This. Give us the details OP, then we'l decide.
>>29327134
I am not sure who fucked whom in this case, lad.
