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I don't have drugs or alcohol. I feel like shit and I need to get high, any more time alone feeling like shit and I'm going to kill myself. wat do?
>>26349220
What drugs do you generally take? Do you have medication you could take instead? Generally things like cough syrup can get a buzz going.
Pick some Benzedrex up at the pharmacy. It's like over-the-counter meth.
>>26349220
Take a bottle
Fill it with water
Take a spray can of any kind
Make a little hole in the bottle
Unscrew the spray cap
Put the little tube of the spray can in the hole
Press against the can
Get high
STEAM FRIENDS THREAD
>inb4 tomoko sandnigger comes along
Add me and never talk to me robots! _morteus_
link me t that "furry erp" guy's profile senpai, I wanna stalk. i don't even have steam so i won't do anything, promise.
>>26349277
never mind didn't realize filename meant that image is old af
So I took this test to find out my personality, and I came out with extreme male brain. When I google extreme male brain, almost every link is about autism. Do I actually have fucking autism? Or is this just a meme?
>>26349184
ey b0ss can I habe link pls?
http://projectgamr.com Is the link for the test
>>26349184
I wanted to take the test, but I don't play any of the games listed. What a pity.
>therapist asks if i've ever had rape fantasies
>i told him this one time when i really hated this cunt who fucked me over and i knew rape would hurt her more than anything else in the world that i thought about what it would feel like
am i on a watchlist now
>>26349118
Really? Just after one thought they put you on a watchlist? Are people really that scared of your thoughts? What is this world.... O confessed to suicidal thoughts and I'm not on a watchlist, at least I hope not....how would one tell?
>>26349118
>therapist asks if I've ever had rape fantasies
>ask him if he's ever had therape fantasies
I've never fantasized about raping someone, but there was one girl I hated, but was really hot, and I had fantasies about her raping me for some reason. Probably because I am beta af and she was very assertive.
Is the sun alive? Is the sun watching us? Without the sun none of this would exist.
>>26349061
It's a gigantic mass of tremendous energy and heat and it's light gives life. The Sun is a god, op.
>>26349061
'Alive' is not a well-defined descriptor and yields itself to figuration.
But, no. It has no means to replicate itself and it has no defences against disintegration.
>>26349061
moon is better sun is for chads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tWDM4U8OXz
Dont do it he is hackering your laptop
>>26349010
Don't click the link, it makes mustard gas
>>26349010
don't click link, it's hidden link to nimp.org/last resort
Thread for discussion on the developing sex robots and the industry as a whole.
First for roasties BTFO
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2015-09/15/campaign-against-sex-robots
>muh objectification
>>26349060
>post yfw roasties LITERALLY on fucking suicide watch
>post yfw sexbots and 2D will phase them out
>>26349060
>>26349101
I don't think so m8s, most men would rather have sex with an actual woman over with a robot. Even if they make it better, there's still the stigma of it.
Do you listen to podcasts?
>PKA
kill yourself
Yes, I listen to Stuff You Should Know.
>>26348894
PKA went to shit when they kicked off the only funny guy. Kyle is a faggot dumbass who thinks he knows everything.
Any New England robots enjoying this /comfy/ weather?
>work cancelled
>school cancelled
It's almost like I'm a NEET
NHfag here,
nearly crashed and died on the highway but as for right now? Yeah pretty comfy m80.
>>26348813
Thismakes me really happy for you.
>>26348813
What's the point of being comfy inside with no bf to cuddle :(
You might ask: what about adjusting for height? Therein lies the elegance of the solution. The only beautiful tall girls are the slim and leggy type. Thus, 120lbs applies universally.
>>26348773
2 skelly 4 me
Make it 140 and we have a deal, I like ass
>>26348819
Take your fat-fetishism elsewhere tyorne.
>>26348849
150 is my hard limit, above that is hamplanet territory
How do I become emotionless?
Long suffering.
Some day you just notice you're sad but can't get sadder.
That's apathy.
You can loose a friend and feel the same.
>>26348742
Easiest way is to jerk off to a lot of porn.
after a while you'll feel so zapped of any life energy you'll just stop giving a fuck.
Get on some strong SSRI's. Not weak shit like Lexapro, get really doped up. You'll lose strong emotions, sex drive, the whole works.
Anyone got good schoolgirl pics?
Hard to find any with the amount of costume sluts covered in bad makeup.
Other preferences are non-nude and white, especially aryan, with some nice skirt ass, but all is welcome in this thread.
>>26348698
here's a nice chingy chong one
>>26348698
>>26348731
>3D
HIROOO
>>26348698
>WHY WOULD ANYONE HAVE A TATTOO OF A GARTER INSTEAD OF JUST WEARING ONE
Seriously, this shit is making me cringe
FUCKING WHY
anyone here eat ramen noodles? they are so cheap and yummy
>>26348613
never heard of em
>>26348613
>they are so cheap
Not per weight unit.
>yummy
hardly
>>26348613
OH GEE MR ROCKEFELLER I COULD BUY SIX TIMES THE CALORIES IN LENTILS AND SPERM FOR THAT PRICE.
PLEASE FUCK OFF, THE SHINE OF YOUR SPARKLY NEW ROLEX IS BLINDING ME
Whats your favorite song anon?
https://youtu.be/68ugkg9RePc
>>26348596
I have normie tier taste but probably one of these three
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UHwkfhwjsk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAwYodrBr2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vblNj75hUpM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS0pn3kbAsA
Because I can relate.
I love Crywank because they're blatant and pull no punches. No overindulgent poetry faggot nonsense- just blatant feels.
https://youtu.be/oL1r0FCbI-I
Would you date a dragon, lads?
>cold night as an adventurer
>have dragon companion
>set up to make a fire
>she blows her dragon breath onto the wood
>it's night so she lets you cuddle up under her wing and you press your face onto her chest while comfily under her wing
>you slowly hear her relaxed heartbeat while you both drift off to sleep
I would fucking the fucking shit out of a dragon senpaiiiiiiiii.
Yes, why is this even a question?
>getting dommed by something an order of magnitude greater than you
My fetish.
Only if she could turn into a cute little girl
