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Why do people shake the puss out of their dick? Is it bad to just pull up your pants after pissing and letting that one drop touch your underwear?
why you pissing puss tho
>shake it
>whip it
>milk it until you get a boner, wait for it to go down and milk it some more
>go to town and spin it around like a helicopter
>do kegels and lift your testickles up and down a few times
>pump your dick with your kegels a bit more
>lift your legs up a few times and then twist your body around
>sit down once
>get up and walk a few steps
>final dick-breaking strong milk
>finally got it all out
>put pants back on
>take a few steps
>still get a few drops
>god fucking damnit motherfucker
>>25428813
Just because you're done pissing doesn't mean all the piss is out of the urethra. Shake it to get it all so it doesn't soil your breifs
What is the chillest minimum wage job
Pic related
I'm working part time as a delivery driver while I'm going to school and it's a pretty sweet gig. With tips I make well over minimum wage and I just drive around in my car listening to music most of the day.
>>25428804
you living in the city? Seems like the sort of place that would be good for that sort of shit.
Be a stocker at a convenience store
>drink a load of alcohol
>wake up the next day
>perfectly fine
Anyone else immune to hangovers?
>>25428774
You're either young as fuck or just barely started drinking
enjoy it while it lasts. one day your body will say no
I don't get hungover from beer, but liquor ruins me the next day.
It's a good kind of liver destroying feel
My ex is off fucking other guys.
How do I stop wanting to kill myself?
>>25428684
By fucking other guys too
Happy new year
You fuck other girls
jack off to her nudes then find another girl. Or do something you love, play video games, eat, play sport, watch sport, talk to friends, whatever.
Or, kill yourself if you really want, but there's better things to do.
I'm gonna do it, anons. I'm gonna fucking ask my oneitis out tomorrow
tell her you like her first. woman find that cute for some reason
Don't fucking do it
Don't.
talk to her after that, don't get straight to the point
I experience psychosis, and this happened 2 nights ago:
>in bed listening to music
>lay up in bed and stare into dark corner of room
>the ghostly, grinning face of an old woman emerges from the center of my vision
>the face just lingers for a few seconds before disappearing
>after this, the glowing heads of various animals start to drift across my vision
>I'm now both confused and terrified
>hear a feint moan come from outside my bedroom door
>convinced that this old woman demon is right outside the door
>wait an hour before deciding to actually check
>nothing is there, but there is something else at the end of the hallway by the bathroom
>a 7-foot tall black figure is standing crookedly facing me
>hear a strong ringing in my ears and slam the door shut quickly
>slowly open it and notice that it's no longer there
>go to the bathroom finally after a terrifying journey down the hallway
>while looking in the mirror, I feel something running down my back like a fingernail
>spin around to see nothing there either
>get 2 hours of sleep
Life is becoming a literal nightmare for me. Wake me up
Suicide really is the best option at this point
>>25428852
I've thought about it. I was at the top of a ferris wheel today and thought about jumping.
Seek medical attention.
How's life here?
>>25428521
crowded, progressive, and mexican
>>25428529
Can it be robot-friendly?
>>25428570
outside the city, yes
What is worse...a girl with an Asian fetish or a guy with an Asian fetish?explain your answers
Girls who like Asian guys imo
>>25428428
But why anonna?
>>25428474
Not him but because most of them look more feminine in general.
If they're like in the OP I couldn't care less tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC0MnY48aUk
rate my shitty video. what do you guys think of wrongdoers?
>blogposting
I didn't watch it but I liked it because I'm high and that gif is cool. When I wake up tomorrow morning and see that I liked it (left it open in the other tab) i will probably unlike it, just to let you know.
>>25428377
well the video was alright, its just you need to practice to not beat the dead horse with the same points and have more content within that one topic, it felt like I got the point on what you said first 2 and half mins in... like quick small videos about stuff would be better than 5 mins cuz that shit is way too long for anyones time unless ITS CONTENT CONTENT CONTENT
>>25428552
I know exactly what you're talking about. I generally don't speak, and when I do it's usually "hi, how are you" or other short sentence fragments. talking in front of the camera is actually harder than talking to people IRL lol.
Anyone have any awful roommate stories?
I'm about to put out an ad for one and I'm scared.
>>25428340
no, but bumping, I'd love to hear other anon's
>>25428340
where do you get that shirt?
>>25428340
tfw im wearing that same shirt right now
lol it's been like this always. boyfriends aren't even a real thing i'm p sure
Ask your english teacher to diarrhea directly into your mouth, stacey.
>>25428353
i was english major first. profs love me for being hardcore well-spoken and good with words. not even kidding.
but this thread is about no bfs, not school life. tomorrow i begin my plans for finding bf. plans are:
yoga
meditate
clean
do dishes
laundry
maybe something else.
will i make it? :/
Can't get a be as a transgender? Wow I fucking wonder why.
Should I get drunk tonight?
I don't know what else to do
Damn the giraffe neck caught me off guard. Didn't think she had a long ass neck
>>25428454
Women are very deceptive
Over 50% of them are Jewish shapeshifters
>>25428294
explain this picture
>meet irl some guy from /r9k/ after playing with him online
>he's short and fat with oily and greasy hair
>we start talking
>he does these random uncomfortable laughs between every sentence
>mention reddit
>"Anon you browse r-Reddit? H-haha you fucking plebeian!"
>then starts to bash my shoes out of nowhere even though they are just normal Stan Smiths
later
>two high school girls pass by
>at this point the robot starts pretending to be a mime
>yes, a fucking mine
>tells me we should follow them because one of them looked at him
>later stutters that the blonde girl probably wanted his dick
the rest of the day was just him shittalking me for no fucking reason and pulling really bad jokes about killing my family
>mfw I spent an entire day hanging out with this guy
>>25428135
Thank you for summarizing the social experience of hanging out with the average /r9k/ poster, so we don't have to.
You are a God amongst mortals.
>>25428135
Was this a date or something? Why'd you meet up?
this is really similar to my experience of meeting someone from r9k except i was the fat beta
>tfw wishes she could have orbiters
>as soon as they find out I have a bf they disappear
I'm not pretty enough to have orbiters
What does an orbiter have to do?
>>25428311
Snuggle me and talk to me when my bf isn't around
>>25428134
>tfw when your a man pretending to be a whore.
Nietzsche said this in his last published book "Ecce homo" which was written in 1888, well over a century ago:
>"The emancipation of women"-this is the instinctive hatred of physiologically defective-that is to say barren, women-for those women who are well constituted: the fight against "man" is always only a means, a pretext, a piece of strategy. By trying to rise to "Woman in herself" to "Higher Woman" to the "Ideal Woman" all they wish to do is to lower the general level of women's rank: and there are no more certain means to this end than university education, trousers and the rights of voting cattle. In truth, the emancipated are the anarchists in the world of the "eternally feminine", the most deep-rooted instinct of whom is revenge. A whole species of the most malicious "idealism"-which by the way also manifests itself in men in- Henrik Ibsen for instance, that typical old maid-whose object is to poison the innocence, the naturalness of sexual love. And in order to leave no doubt in your minds in regard to my opinion which on this matter is as honest as it is severe, I will give you one more clause out of my moral code against vice-with the word "vice" I combat every kind of opposition to Nature, or if you prefer fine words, idealism. The clause reads: "Preaching of chastity is a public incitement to unnatural practices. All contempt for the sexual life, all denigration under the concept 'impure" is the essential crime against Life- against the Holy Spirit of Life".
So if someone as perpicacious as Nietzsche summed up the movement in such a way even when it was in its early beginnings, can someone point out how feminism has changed or whether it's ever been good in some ways? Also feel free to post more commentary on feminism from previous generations.
>>25428127
>The emancipation of women"-this is the instinctive hatred of physiologically defective-that is to say barren, women-for those women who are well constituted
We see this today, where most feminists are childless, unattractive, masculine women jealous and resentful of happy, feminine and well-constituted women.
>By trying to rise to "Woman in herself" to "Higher Woman" to the "Ideal Woman" all they wish to do is to lower the general level of women's rank
We see this today, where feminists encourage women to be ugly, fat, masculine, intolerable, slutty and call anyone who disagrees sexist, essentially lowering standards for women so they can all become unhappy, unfulfilled and unattractive like the feminists are.
>A whole species of the most malicious "idealism"-which by the way also manifests itself in men in- Henrik Ibsen for instance, that typical old maid-whose object is to poison the innocence, the naturalness of sexual love
We see this today, where feminists constantly demonize innocent, natural male attraction and call it "objectification" "male gaze", "problematic", "misogynistic", "creepy", "rapey", "pedophilic", etc. and try to guilt them for it and make them feel self-conscious about it.
>I combat every kind of opposition to Nature, or if you prefer fine words, idealism
Feminism is still very much about trying to combat nature by calling all the natural inclinations that make men and women what they are "social constructs".
>All contempt for the sexual life, all denigration under the concept 'impure" is the essential crime against Life- against the Holy Spirit of Life".
Just replace "impure" with "problematic".
The difference is the denigration of sexual life has been completely shifted to the denigration of MALE sexual life. Female sexual life is celebrated, male's is locked up under very strict regulations (man can be sexual, but only if he does it in the right lighting, with a good body, charming words, etc.)
>>25428193
Good point. In this sense, neo-feminism is even more hypocritical and biased than the old feminism which at least tried to have some level of consistency, at least in this regard.
"Sex-positivism" only goes one way.
