Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 6497. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 6497. page
ITT we say nice things to op
Thanks in advance i love you anons
>inb4 killyourself or other edgypasta
blank post OC
>>25426709
T-thanks for the bump
I like you OP and I want to hug you and be your friend
who else here /veteran with PTSD/?
>tfw 68W W1
>tfw life as a civvie is driving me insane
>tfw every day I wake up and hope there's a war
>68w w1
use words faggot
>>25426545
it means he was in nam, be respectful of our vets you fucking faggot
Violence begets violence.
This movie was fucking bad and definitely not worth the hype.girl discovers force powers, in 10m she beats someone who has been training with the force for years, and trained in combat under Luke. Do people really enjoy this?
>>25426466
It was everything I could have possibly wanted out of a fantasy space adventure movie
kylo ren was cute and that's all that matters
I don't disagree that Rey is a Mary Sue, but you're ignoring the fact that Kylo was in mental turmoil throughout the movie as he was being pulled in both directions by the Light and the Dark sides, he had yet to finish his training with Snoke and had just taken a blaster shot to the fucking gut. He'll be a lot more powerful in the next episode.
>have to go back to college to finish my degree
Fuck I forgot...the last semester was just spent shitposting and staying in front of the computer all day.
How do I reintegrate into society?
>>25426396
I would also like to know?
>whatcha studying?
>>25426749
English. inb4 shitposting bantz. Wouldn't last a day in a STEM degree and fucking hate math.
>>25426780
Useless major, just go do a trade you fucking plebiscite
>when you make a post, other people are reading and thinking about it
>a human being is sitting on a computer, thinking about the post you came up
>your thoughts are being thought about by other people
I don't know if this is a good feel or a bad feel but it's a feel indeed
You exist anon!
>>25426294
lol op you need some help
Don't think about my post pls
Who here got a pay raise today? $10 an hour, feels good man
Been working the same job for 2 years, now making less than I have for the first 1 1/2 FeelsBadMan
Activate rent increase in 3, 2....
>live in Canada
>make 24.71 an hour with no degree or experience
>maximum kek
What is the last thing you bought, robots?
large double double 4.5 minutes ago
think the lady there doesn't like me because i come in so often at like 12-5AM and order a double double, and one time i talked to her about what the shift is like because i was considering applying
now she's mean as hell to me and doesn't make eye contact
Two lamb kababs from a charcoal street vendor 3$
Rolling papers. Unless buying weed from a friend counts.
Who /great start to the new year/ here?
>been saving since August to take a trip after I graduate uni in May
>want to take a few weeks, maybe a month, see a part of the world i've never seen
>putting in 40 hour work weeks in addition to classes and everything else
>work sucks, too busy for almost everything but going to be so fucking worth it
>going to book my plane ticket this weekend, hype as shit
>get a call from my little brother tonight
>he borrowed my car while i was sleeping
>didn't think i would mind he was only going to a friends house
>flipped it in a ditch
>car is totaled
>he doesn't work, can't repay me
>going to have to take all the money i've been building in savings to fix my car so i can go to work/classes
>dream vacation vanishes a day before i was supposed to book it.
>>25426152
Take him to court if he isn't going to pay you back.
>>25426405
You idiot if he can't repay him what's the point of going to court. It's not like the brother will magically have money then
i don't have a car so i don't know shit about it but wouldn't insurance cover it?
>new year
>survived Third Impact
>still do nothing
>still living
>still do nothing
It won't get better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQYPmtK03c0
Are you sad /a/ stopped looping the song too?
Somehow the end of the "event" there hit me harder than the usual shit that I'd feel on New Years. I guess it was an interesting distraction and something to be part of for once.
When's part 4 coming out?
>>25426097
It did hit me hard. I love NGE and it felt great to be a part of an important day for the fans.
What do you guys think of "/r9k/ the animated series"?
it's good, but gets really repetitive. It's nice to watch on occasion, but not to binge watch since every episode is pretty much the same. Tim is a terrible person in Season 3.
Stuballs was GOAT
I like the episodes where Tim isn't really a bad guy. when he's intentionally evil, I just
Can an atractive man be a robot?
I mean, can a 10/10 be like us?
introverted, sad, no gf... you know
pic kinda related
Well, I'm a tall robot so I'd say it's possible. At 22, I've never had a single female friend. Being a robot is more mental than physical. Although the physical (such as height) can be part of the reason why you're a robot. I personally think it's caused by shitty parenting.
>>25425907
Keanu is a robot? i could see that, he does come off as if he has no idea how to be a normal person, as if he was sorta forced into acting because he looks like a god
>>25425907
Brown eyes looks shitty with black hair and beard desu. Would look better with brown hair.
>humans assume animalistic positions and put parts of their body inside the other persons body while making strange noises and speaking gibberish until they explode and exchange bodily fluids
>these same humans then believe without any failing on their part that they have the right to be seen as "normal" in spite of doing aforementioned acts
>these same humans then go on to make laws, work jobs and creates rules and boundaries which you (robots) are not allowed to break
>these same humans assume positions of authority such as judges, police, teachers, councillors, doctors and other high status and respected professions and use their authority to tell you what to do
If the people who told me what to do are virgins, I wouldn't have any problem.
>>25425878
A-fucking-men anon. RL is essentially a terrible mmo with shit rules and admin abuse out the ass. The idea of sanity and what is deserving of respect is so warped. Criminally insane is the norm, and it sure as shit isn't the "losers" who fit that criteria. Claiming to be civilized when the laws of the jungle dictate every facet of our lives. Fuck this world.
Bump
Blux
Havin sex, more specifically reproducing, is literally the purpose of life for every single living thing you fucking retard lmao no wonder you're a virgin
So for two days I was at a house party and despite all the compounded years of autism, the rage, the social isolation, the malformed opinions embedded in me from imageboards, I managed to make some friends and fit in, and even got some girls interested in me. And I came here to tell you that there are few feelings better than belonging to a group or a tribe and being accepted. It's enjoyable and it leads to other opportunities, such as for entertainment and girls. If girls see that you're part of the group, at ease, have interesting things to say, don't look horrible (you don't have to be a 10/10) and don't sperg out, you will have a good chance but it's always a numbers game. So go out there and find a large group of friends to integrate with. Up until now I had been mostly focused on small groups of males, but it's much more fun if you can get into a group that has single females. The way I did this is by befriending a female, because it was actually her social circle that she assembled at her party. Being friendzoned might suck but befriending females might actually not be that bad if they can lead you to other females.
>>25425838
Another thing I've found is that social isolation sucks and leads to cripping depression, while socializing whether through talking, playing games (not video games) or dance is actually fun once you break the ice. Maybe it's just because I was wrapped up in the novelty of it all, but i guess the take home message is that acceptance feels good.
>>25425838
We know that already normalfag.
So how do I do that when Im closer to 30 than 25?
It's too late for me to go back and do young adult socializing.
Now all that is left is sluts and single moms looking for a meal ticket I dont even have.
>>25426013
Yea it's rough, 33 year old bro here, I just work on having money so I can at least lead the good foreveralone life and have some options
This is my First time beingdrunk
Can't feel toes or stomach what's is this normal help
>>25425572
It's normal. It's just the alcohol fucking up your nervous system. My face and hands get numb when I'm drunk. Just make sure you don't pass out and choke on your own vomit.
>>25425572
Remember to hydrate buddy
>filthyfrank pic
>first time being drunk
underage pls go
Does /r9k/ actually want to die or are they just memeing?
http://strawpoll.me/6426556
>>25425061
Why would you use helium?
>>25425089
I know what a stupid faggot
>>25425089
So you can float off into the sky and eventually fall and land on a normie, ruining their day
![Keanu-Reeves[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0UUGEy0.jpg "Keanu-Reeves[1]")
