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>thousands of years into the future
>virtual reality is ultra realistic
>copious amounts of good chinese cartoons & comics to enjoy
>plastic surgery has been perfected
>machines do everything so everyone can be a NEET
>anti-aging pills available
>if requested, the police will revive a backup of your conscience if you are murdered
>no one would murder you anyway because world peace exists
Holy shit, even the happiest man alive is miserable compared to the future.
I feel better but worse at the same time.
>muh retarded fantasy
"Reviving a backup of your conscience" isn't even possible, it would be a seperate entity and you would still be dead
Not to mention literally everything else is pants on head retarded except the anti-aging pills
>>28117629
n-n-nnah
I can't wait to create my own virtual world.
Ima make a virtual ai robot and make his life miserable and watch while he questions the world helplessly. It'll be hilarious.
Guys it's time to be an alpha
>be me
>have girlfriend
>girlfriend has an ex that was abusive and the only reason she was with him was because she feared for her life
>he lives 2 hours away so too far to try to go find and confront him
>she has nightmares about him
>he's a total Chad
>i'm going to catfish him and post his nudes all over social media
>he will suffer
What do my fellow robots think?
Any advice?
>>28117085
You are not a robot if you have a girlfriend. Normies out immediately ree
>>28117085
>Being a whiteknight over some used goods trash
I bet she loved the way he dominated her in bed.
>>28117085
best of luck I suppose
>remember to fight the good fight everyone
How come women get mad if you reject them for not being vegan?
1.) You should kill yourself for being vegan.
2.) You should kill yourself for rejecting girls for not being vegan
3.) You should kill yourself for being a normalfag shitting up /r9k/
Conclusion: Kill yourself
Haters gone hate, mate.
>>28117018
Women tend to get indignant when you tell them you're rejecting then because you're a homosexual male
Are 2-Liters preferable to milk gallons for piss jug storage? I've always preferred milk jugs and thought they were easier to hide.
My collection is small but growing.
>>28116805
>My collection is small but growing.
dont get you autists at all lmao. i piss in bottles when i'm too lazy to use the bathroom, then dump it into the toilet and recycle it as soon as i can. you're just going out of your way to be a disgusting fuck for no reason lmfao, and wonder why females don't find you attractive.
>>28116907
Normie faggot bitch cunt reeeee
>>28117032
but for real why are you setting your self up for failure tho
White ladies, how does it feel to be propped up by your own men as the most beautiful and desirable on earth? They will defend this notion any way they can, down to "science" if they must. They've set you as the standard of beauty through their imperialistic endeavors. Your women are at the forefront of all fashion/cosmetic corporations. Your women have been replacing black women entirely in black male music videos. White men have successfully made you more desirable to non-white men than their own woman.
As a black woman, this phenomena is completely absent for me, so I want to know what it feels like.
Apparently it doesn't help that much since they still have higher eating disorder and low self esteem rates than black women or women of other races in general
>>28116781
Strange.
White ladies don't be afraid to answer please, it's just the internet
nice try, i'm white but i know i still look like a chicken breast. and so does everyone else.
>And if a double-decker bus
>Crashes in to us
>To die by your side
>Is such a heavenly way to die
>And if a ten ton truck
>Kills the both of us
>To die by your side
>Well the pleasure, the privilege is mine
there is a feel that never goes out
>>28116743
Theres a light that never goes out
>>28116772
It's called the sun doofus
Only 10/10 biological females in this thread.
No traps please.
You first :0)
i'm in love with non traps
>>28116742
wwho iis tthis ssemen ddemon
i go to college with pic related and she's super qt but her parents are weird about letting her date a white guy, but she doesn't give a fuck. I think she likes me but if i risk it i could get into shit with her parents one day.
Should i go for it?
yea just never tell her parents kek
She looks like a 39 year old businesswoman
>>28116766
she was at a fancy event in this pic
how the fuck does she look 39?
>The girl you crushed on 10 years ago and haven't talked to in 6 is posting sexy suggestive pics to instagram
Today is a good day.
>>28116457
show us faggot desu
>>28117005
It's very mild suggestive pics. And I'm not posting them. She might back track it to me.
First is her in a shirt with no bra. Nips are just visible.
Next is her pantsless, with a long shirt that mostly covers her ass, with just a bit visible.
>>28117036
dude you havent spoke to the bitch in 6 years how the fuck is she gonna know it you just post them you massive faggot
How are you spending your night, robots?
I'll be spending mine in pure ecstasy :^)
Who else here is /pharms/?
>>28116232
Wasted 5 already
Just took some amitrip and tramadol
Waiting for that shit to kick in while playing some csgo to pass the time.
Addy here. Stayed up all weekend playing Halo.hallucinations on the 3rd day is real.
>tfw you'll never be a cute anime girl
Uncommon feels, post'em
>implying our universe isn't just one atom within the K-On universe
Hopefully we're one of Azusa's pantsu atoms
You go first OP
>tfw anime has completely ruined my perception of life
>tfw most depressed because my life will never be even a fraction as interesting as the characters lives I've watched
>tfw my whole existence feels pointless
I'm too far gone
It will get better, anon. I believe.
Once you embrace lifelong failure, know truly in your heart that relationships and roasties will never be yours, and see the joy in sleeping all day long things do get better.
Make it through the depression shut in anons, being over 30 and never leaving the house is incredibly comfy once your hormones and desire for what the jew programmed into you die out.
>>28116162
I dont usually kek,but when I do I read r9k positive threads.
>>28116162
29 now. I'm hoping it will be better soon. I just need to jump off that cliff of hope.
>my butt doesn't look too big right anon? Be honest. The girls at work were mocking me.
>>28116064
>The girls at work were mocking me.
Where the fuck does she work, red light district?
>>28116084
At the time, Starbucks.
>>28116064
Your ass is huge, but that's a good thing 'innit bruv?
>tfw used to be obsessed with anime, manga and vidya
>haven't touched either of them once this whole year
>decided to finally try a game
>bought Stardew Valley
>loved the concept and how comfy it was
>still refunded it after just 50 minutes
Have I outgrown video games, or am I just too depressed to play them? Even when I enjoy what I'm playing, I feel like I can't take it seriously and focus on it anymore.
Just one year ago, I would get so immersed in my Mongolian cartoons/comics, and my video games. Now I just can't get immersed at all, like I have some vague anxiety tugging at me.
Does anyone know this feel?
>>28115928
it's called growing up anonit sucks
You should try more lore/story focused games. It's about the only thing I can enjoy nowadays.
>>28115928
Your growing up anon.
>be shitty neckbeard NEET
>walking stereotype basically
>get upset everyday and angrily post in /r9k/ threads
>filled with hatred and anger
>stop going on /r9k/
>don't improve myself at all just stop using this board
>become less bitter
>make online friends and am happier than ever
Take a break lads, just a few weeks to a month it might help.
And no I don't think anymore highly of the people I used to hate and argue about everyday I just can't be bothered to waste my time hating them anymore
Disenfranchising yourself from this board's culture is by far the healthiest thing you can do. I'm happy for you, OP. I no longer have to call you a manchild.
I just came back here after 8 months, since /mlp/ went to shit recently.
Nothing changed.
>>28115854
Yeah I used to be such a bitter loser (barely even talked to my gf like wtf) but after leaving /r9k I really turned my life around and now I'm successful (go to the club like twice a week and bang girls) but I'll always be a cyborg at heart ;(
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