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>talking to asian qt 3.14 online
>she won't send nudes
This is bullshit senpai
The trick is to not ask for them, but make her feel wanted, and she will volunteer them on her own.
>>24709997
Explain, Chad.
>>24709997
WRONG
you make her feel insecure to the point where she feels the need to prove her self to you. That is when she will send the noods.
*YYYAAAWWWNNN*
Time to begin another enjoyable day of my endless weekend.
NEETs have a infinite percent chance to get c.ucked. Fuckin' NEETc.ucks
>>24709972
Here's your reply. Go do something else.
>>24709972
630 am. Been up all night getting ready to play some fallout 4 and enjoy my longlonglonglonglong weekend
Making dinner for your wife is a given, when you have time.
Looks like shit family, enjoy your beetus.
>>24711784
enjoy my peenus in your face, faggot
>>24709947
And op is from Jap? I thought Jap women would do everything for you
Well fellow bots, I fucked up last night. All of my gfs friends where basically telling me that saying nigger is offensive. And well more things happened. And I feel like my Gf should breakup with me because I'm a total loser.
Is suicide the answer
>>24709936
>why are people so easily offended
>wants to kill himself over something as trivial as this
You deserve eachother
>>24709936
>wanting to date a girl who finds the casual use of 'nigger' offensive
She clearly takes the bbc on the regular. Don't waste your time with her.
>>24709936
A girl with any values would break up with you, but a girl with any values wouldn't need her friends to tell her you're an asshole -- she'd know.
Maybe she'll ditch her friends instead of you, and the two of you can be jerks together. That'd be nice, wouldn't it?
Why do we need anything but short haired girls?
Because short haired girls are fucking disgusting and 9/10 times are chestlets
I was going to say that was Ashley, but that ass is too fat and she doesn't have a humpback.
>>24709821
Ashley is ugly with short hair. Short hair girls are ugly. Short hair is a manly masculine feature and is gross unless you pervert your male sexual nature through degeneracy.
Why don't you join ISIS robots?
>Women are literally treated like objects like they should be
>No woman can use her gender to fuck up the unity and brotherhood of muhajideen.
>Get paid to rape and enslave woman.
>Free guns
>No Chads allowed, everyone is average and equal.
>Even USA is afraid of you
>Chance to travel through the world and do the beta uprising
>>24709805
get fucked sandnigger
imma dox your sites
>>24709805
because there is no love in islam. Only harshness, strict authoritarian rule, no mercy or kindness or forgiveness shown to one another. Muslims do the exact opposite of what God wants mankind to do to one another.
>>24709842
>. Only harshness, strict authoritarian rule, no mercy or kindness or forgiveness shown to one another.
It's actually the opposite. Muslims are commanded to be mercy to another, but not to non-muslims.
But in all how you define being a muslim.
>"yeah, I fucking hate when normies judge me, goddammit why won't they give me a chance and see how amazing I am?"
>"ugh, this girl looks like a fucking whore, look at her dress, it's tight on her body and you can see her thighs, she's just some dumb cumslut that wants attention from men, stupid bitch! I know she'd cheat on any man she dates, look how she's dressed!"
How does it feel to be insecure?
why don't you ask the girl who spends that much effort on her superficial apperance despite being naturally good looking?
nobody likes being judged unless they feel they deserve it.
>>24709772
Why assume she's a slut just because she shows her thighs in public?
>>24709745
I would my penor in to her vaginor.
>there are "men" who are actually ok with Chads leftovers
Non virgins are trash compared to virgins, there is literally no arguing this.
>That pic
At least the roastie won't make me watch Frozen.
>>24709682
>over 1000 hours in paint
>>24709904
You'll be freezing plenty with her flapping labia.
Do you feel like our reality just "shifted" recently (like about 30 minutes ago)?
Feels... auspicious.
I'm sure that was just your lunch.
>>24709674
Yeah, but reality shifts all the time. You just don't usually notice it.
>>24709710
So... do you know what's happening?
>250 word essay due in 1 week
>haven't even started preparing
I HAVE LOST ALL CONTROL
>>24709644
what you just wrote is 16 words senpai.
thats 15.265% of the essay finished already
>250 words
literally nothing
this meme wasn't even funny when it first started
lefties in TOTAL damage control
>>24709528
uh no?
Righties are in TOTAL damage control. USA needs gun control.
doesn't fucking matter what color the shooter is
>>24709585
hello tumblr
fuck off
comment still not original
>>24709585
>doesn't fucking matter what color the shooter is
Unless he's white, of course.
Who would slay more?
Left or right?
obviously right because it's the archetype of what's conventionally attractive in male face.
A man's entire life is defined by his chin and brow.
I don't see a difference
>tfw not attracted to guys but would passionately suck a nice cock if given the chance
>>24709502
I feel the same, I thought I was just gay for a long time but now I'm starting to doubt it
>>24709502
>>24709568
Fuck off faggots.
Fucking faggots need to leave.
>>24709502
100% Gay
Source: I'm gay
Are you going to join, or have been in the military, robots?
It's essentially a declaration that you've lost the game.
Think about it. The power of free will and you *still* settle for slavery. Wonderful, no?
From an early age, you're influenced by your environment. Your parents (or lack of), teachers (in some manner, shape or form) and other mentors can help steer your life in a direction, whichever direction that may actually be.
However, during all of this, if you're still alive and have most of your bodily functions, there are a whole world of opportunities available to you. Especially in this day and age of technological marvels and the wonders of the Internet to provide information (and, of course, misinformation.)
The military should not even be an option, at this point, because not only is there enough information to suggest that joining it is only for those who've allowed themselves to be brainwashed by a military-industrial complex keen on retaining what power they have left ... but there is also enough information available for people to make their own decisions on what they'd like to do, instead.
Still, people join. They wish to be broken down and remoulded in somebody else's image.
This is a sign of weakness. Of allowing one's self to be influenced and corrupted by those with power and ambition. Essentially, those who join the military are no-better than mindless sheep.
>tl;dr: Join the military? You're a faeces-flinging, irradiated, nuclear-powered rhesus monkey who enjoys others making decisions for you, and are below even wagekeks
>>24709476
I'm going to enlist. It's my only fucking choice tbqh.
>Can't afford college
>Did absolute shit in hs because I'm an autistic retard.
>Social anxiety UP THE FUCKING ASS HOLY SHIT IT'S SO BAD
>No ability at all to get a job
Hopefully I die in the Middle East so I can end my fucking life
Wish me luck robots.
>>24709476
>free will
Anon, time to sit down and read a book or two.
>join military
>get free house
>move to Japan for free
>go to school for free
>free medical
>steady promotion system
You know what that "free will" got me? Unhappiness. Uncertainty. Loneliness. Bitterness.
At the end of the day, if you truly don't want people controlling your actions and want to believe in free will, you better be obscenely rich or live completely cut off from society, because no matter what, someone else will be calling the cards on how your future will unfold.
So far, the military has done little to stifle me in doing what I want to do. I'm doing similar things to what I was doing when I was a neet, I just also have a job.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NavDL7v8a8k
Why are you lonely /r9k/ ?
>My GF of 4 years just left me without a word
>later knew that she has already been dating the guy from our highschool
>contemplating about killing them both
I was never considered seriously by any girls I ever came into contact with.
I'm invisible. I'd be less lonely if I actually didn't frequent anybody. Seeing people reminds me of how unlovable I am.
I try to disregard this and be successful in other areas, but I'm constantly reminded by every piece of culture, conversation, music or fiction that there's something wrong with me. I want to stop existing so bad but I'm too scared to die. So I just feel miserable and lead my life on the verge of crumbling in a sobbing mess.
>>24709446
Naw dude don't kill em. If you have her nudes though, or her facebook, or anything I'd be posting that shit everywhere. [assuming their 18+]
>>24709446
she also told me later through our friend that if ever we meet again, she'd love to speak with me open hearted
